Radio 1 Annoucement?

[Sophie]

Originally Posted by stu250

yophie sophie,

hi right back atcha,

stu.

Hiiiiiiiiii! How are you?

[stu250]

Originally Posted by crazy_claws

Hiiiiiiiiii! How are you?

full of shit fish and chips, but apart from that fine 'n' dandy.

(sits back and waits for an edit)

stu.

[Commodore Dan]

Hello Sophie. How are you chick?

[Sophie]

Originally Posted by stu250

full of shit fish and chips, but apart from that fine 'n' dandy.

(sits back and waits for an edit)

stu.

Hahahah. I would, but its too obvious.

Why was it so rubbish?

Originally Posted by Commodore Dan

Hello Sophie. How are you chick?

I am absolutely fantastic thank you, how are you?

[Commodore Dan]

Originally Posted by crazy_claws

I am absolutely fantastic thank you, how are you?

I'm also tip top thanks. What makes you so happy?

[Sophie]

Originally Posted by Commodore Dan

I'm also tip top thanks. What makes you so happy?

Ahhhh. A boy.

[Haroon]

Originally Posted by crazy_claws

Ahhhh. A boy.

whats his name?

[stu250]

Originally Posted by crazy_claws

Why was it so rubbish?

no idea, if i knew why it was shite i would take whats left of it back to the chippy and throw it at the knobhead who made it and tell him to get his house in order. at which point i would probably get kidnapped by a triad smuggling ring and have my hands cut off so lets just leave it there.

i just wont go to that chippy again.

Stoobert, stay away from the hunts cross supper bar..................for ever.

stu.

[Commodore Dan]

Originally Posted by crazy_claws

Ahhhh. A boy.

I thought so, but i held off from saying, "so, who have you had in your mouth tonight" because i feel decent today.

Go on, spill the beans.

[stu250]

Originally Posted by Knuckster

whats his name?

rex strongmuscle.

stu.

[Sophie]

Originally Posted by Knuckster

whats his name?

Chris.

Originally Posted by stu250

no idea, if i knew why it was shite i would take whats left of it back to the chippy and throw it at the knobhead who made it and tell him to get his house in order. at which point i would probably get kidnapped by a triad smuggling ring and have my hands cut off so lets just leave it there.

i just wont go to that chippy again.

Stoobert, stay away from the hunts cross supper bar..................for ever.

stu.

Go and lob it at the window anyway. Just to piss him off.

I'm only realy a fan of chippys when im pissed. Except for this one called star. FUCKING HELL they do damn tasty food at all levels of sobriety.

Originally Posted by Commodore Dan

I thought so, but i held off from saying, "so, who have you had in your mouth tonight" because i feel decent today.

Go on, spill the beans.

Hahaa you know me so welll!

Its a boy i was sleazing on at my work christmas party (i was drunk, obv) and i ended up with his number (obv cos im amazing - lol) and i didnt text him because i was too ashamed of my drunken stupidity.
Then I saw him at work about 3 weeks ago, and i was well embarassed so i ran behind a crate so he couldnt see me, but i sent him a text asking if it was him, just in case it wasnt and he was actually a moose. But it was him, and he is fit! Success!

Anyway, last night, I wasnt going to go out, but after various arguments with my mother, I rolled into the pub at 11pm and then went to my local venue/clubnight. I was having a fag in the smoking area, and talking to my friend Lionel (had to slip his name in there) and i turned around, and saw fit boy from work.

It was hella awkward at first, and he thought i'd been ignoring his texts and stuff cause my phones broken etc, and the we spent the whole night mouth raping each other. Wahey!

[Haroon]

Originally Posted by crazy_claws

Chris.

Go and lob it at the window anyway. Just to piss him off.

I'm only realy a fan of chippys when im pissed. Except for this one called star. FUCKING HELL they do damn tasty food at all levels of sobriety.



Hahaa you know me so welll!

Its a boy i was sleazing on at my work christmas party (i was drunk, obv) and i ended up with his number (obv cos im amazing - lol) and i didnt text him because i was too ashamed of my drunken stupidity.

Then I saw him at work about 3 weeks ago, and i was well embarassed so i ran behind a crate so he couldnt see me, but i sent him a text asking if it was him, just in case it wasnt and he was actually a moose. But it was him, and he is fit! Success!

Anyway, last night, I wasnt going to go out, but after various arguments with my mother, I rolled into the pub at 11pm and then went to my local venue/clubnight. I was having a fag in the smoking area, and talking to my friend Lionel (had to slip his name in there) and i turned around, and saw fit boy from work.

It was hella awkward at first, and he thought i'd been ignoring his texts and stuff cause my phones broken etc, and the we spent the whole night mouth raping each other. Wahey!

mouth rape eh?

very interesting...

[Commodore Dan]

Originally Posted by crazy_claws

Hahaa you know me so welll!
It was hella awkward at first, and he thought i'd been ignoring his texts and stuff cause my phones broken etc, and the we spent the whole night mouth raping each other. Wahey!

Aww, I wouldn't expect anything less from you

James May is on Al Murray right now, by the way.

[stu250]

Originally Posted by Commodore Dan

Aww, I wouldn't expect anything less from you

James May is on Al Murray right now, by the way.

and katoh is on a 3 till 3 shift - someone better record it for her - or better still text her and tell her she's missing it - i can just imagine her hanging off the beer pumps in her posh hotel like holy mary in phoenix nights when she has the love eggs experience - "sweeeeeeet jeeeeesus".

stu.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Originally Posted by Commodore Dan

FFPB summer holiday. ITS ON!

YEAH!



EDIT - Kilmore, get a job!

Hell Yer!

Originally Posted by stu250

no idea, if i knew why it was shite i would take whats left of it back to the chippy and throw it at the knobhead who made it and tell him to get his house in order. at which point i would probably get kidnapped by a triad smuggling ring and have my hands cut off so lets just leave it there.

i just wont go to that chippy again.

Stoobert, stay away from the hunts cross supper bar..................for ever.

stu.

Its what you get for going to hunts cross anyway.

Originally Posted by stu250

rex strongmuscle.

stu.

You pinched my nephews name,you, you... name pincher.

[Commodore Dan]

May and Murray have just had the manliest conversation in TV history.

I won't disclose the details of it, to save the internet from breaking under the strain, but rest assured, i am even hairer for having seen it.

[Sophie]

Originally Posted by Commodore Dan

Aww, I wouldn't expect anything less from you

James May is on Al Murray right now, by the way.

I'm dead chuffed with myself. He's a proper fitty. And!!! He isnt even an emo! Hoorah!

[stu250]

Originally Posted by Hell O' Kitty

Hell Yer!


Its what you get for going to hunts cross anyway.



You pinched my nephews name,you, you... name pincher.

i'll take the royalties out what i owe you for our euro millions ticket.

stu.

[stu250]

Originally Posted by Commodore Dan

May and Murray have just had the manliest conversation in TV history.

I won't disclose the details of it, to save the internet from breaking under the strain, but rest assured, i am even hairer for having seen it.

just a spoiler mate...........go on, go on, go on.

stu.

[Commodore Dan]

Originally Posted by crazy_claws

I'm dead chuffed with myself. He's a proper fitty. And!!! He isnt even an emo! Hoorah!

Excellent, good for you!

I still get to give you a drilling on my birthday though, right? You promised.

Originally Posted by stu250

just a spoiler mate...........go on, go on, go on.

stu.

the war.
planes.
engines.