Radio 1 Annoucement?

[Studmore]

but...it's Johnny Depp and he's beautiful.

He doesn't do much for me funnily enough. Although if that is really his voice, he can sing quite well.

[FooManiac4ever]

Depp is beyond beautiful.
He makes my life complete.

[FooManiac4ever]

Err...we met a certain Mr Dave Grohl there?!

Oh wow, so it is...
It looks different....

:( I'm a bad person!

[Katie Everlong]

Oh wow, so it is...
It looks different....

:( I'm a bad person!

Infact, we were stood in the excact spot where the camera man is standing there. When we were dicussing Portugese tarts and My Poor Brain :)

[Captain Stu]

Evenin'.

G'night.

[FooManiac4ever]

Infact, we were stood in the excact spot where the camera man is standing there. When we were dicussing Portugese tarts and My Poor Brain :)

Awwwh yeah! :D

good times!

[Captain Stu]

Pub golf is lame, as if pissheads like Katie need an excuse to get bladdered.

I really need a new job, as each month goes on it becomes more and more apparent that I am living by the seat of my pants in terms of budget. It's not good at all.

[Jane]

Morning poopers!

Infact, we were stood in the excact spot where the camera man is standing there. When we were dicussing Portugese tarts and My Poor Brain :)

:D :D :D

[Captain Stu]

Morning poopers!

I had a cracker this morning! ;)

[Captain Stu]

Snoop Dogg's Father Hood is fucking awesome, I'm dedicating the whole of today to S-to-tha-N-to-tha-double-O-P.

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Jane]

So glad everyone's private parts are operational now.

What should I dedicate my day to? Maybe I'll just put my ipod on shuffle... ooohhh controversial.

[Captain Stu]

So glad everyone's private parts are operational now.

What should I dedicate my day to? Maybe I'll just put my ipod on shuffle... ooohhh controversial.

My arse isn't private. :D

[Hell O' Kitty]

There's nothing quite as annoying as driving all the way to Warrington in the pissing down rain for a 9am lecture to find that its been canceled.

[Captain Stu]

There's nothing quite as annoying as driving all the way to Warrington in the pissing down rain for a 9am lecture to find that its been canceled.

Nothing more than that needed to be said really. :D

[Bexster]

Morning.

Glad to see everyone's nice and happy this morning.

[Captain Stu]

Nice, maybe... happy, tentatively.

Applied for another 3 jobs today, lets see if anything comes of them... fucking doubt it.

[Bexster]

Nice, maybe... happy, tentatively.

Applied for another 3 jobs today, lets see if anything comes of them... fucking doubt it.
Meh. Look at it this way. You definitely won't get a job if you don't apply for any.

You'll get one eventually. Only took me 7 years of applying before I got a new one...

[Jane]

My arse isn't private. :D

It should be.

[Jane]

Only took me 7 years of applying before I got a new one...

FUCK! :eek:

[Hell O' Kitty]

I have been so productive this morning. I've done my food shopping for the week and have spoken to someone about a job all by 11.

[Captain Stu]

You'll get one eventually. Only took me 7 years of applying before I got a new one...

I wouldn't last 7 years here, hell, I'm barely lasting after 16 months... if I'm still here by the summer, I seriously think I'd quit and go work in a fucking pub or some shit.

It should be.

Yeah yeah, you wish. :D

[Captain Stu]

My job:

Pros:
1. I get to sit on the internet all day and get paid (allbeit not very well) for it.
2. I like some of the people, ie, about half of the non-teachers which equates to maybe 20 people out of a staff of over 100.

Cons:
1. Shit salary which is leaving me borderline-skint every single month.
2. 25m to work and 25m back, costing me about £40 a week in petrol.
3. Working around children.
4. It's the worst of the 3 high schools in Skem.
5. I'm nowhere near challenging myself in terms of my knowledge and skills. [this really is the second most important thing, after money]
6. They now make us work full hours during school holidays whereas before we could do 4-5 hours a day (ie, late start and early finish).
7. I only took this job in the first place because I was unemployed at the time, despite promising myself I would never work in schools again. Education sector, fine, but not in a school.

[Pauk!]

I've finished my lab work for the day :)
Huzzah. Now just 5 hours to hang around and chat to friends as they madly dash in and out of labs. :cool:

[Bexster]

FUCK! :eek:
It wasn't 7 years of constant applying, but I couldn't get anything.

I wouldn't last 7 years here, hell, I'm barely lasting after 16 months... if I'm still here by the summer, I seriously think I'd quit and go work in a fucking pub or some shit.
I took my last job as a 6 month stopgap after I graduated, and just couldn't get out of it. I got comfortable, for almost no money, and people kept saying, well, at least you're in a job. But that didn't help. If it wasn't for the fact that I needed the steady income, I would have quit hundreds of times over.

Applying for jobs sucks. I was lucky though that my boss in my last job was very supportive of me going to get a job that would keep my attention some. She let me go on job application and interview courses, and that were really helpful to me. I went out and got the second job I applied for after those courses.

[Bexster]

What kind of thing are you looking for Stu?

Have you checked your local Councils for jobs - I check mine every week.

On a slightly different note, I have an agenda infront of me for a meeting I'm going to in Nottingham on 14th Feb - one of the items is "Corporate Manslaughter and Corporate Homicide Policy - Training Implications". I'm not sure what to make of this meeting now...
Take a big knife?

[Pauk!]

Gotta love managerial talk. They have to make their dismal lives interesting somehow.

[Captain Stu]

Shit might get a bit easier when my car loan is all paid for... but that's about 12-13 months away, £125 a month I could really do with.

What kind of thing are you looking for Stu?

Have you checked your local Councils for jobs - I check mine every week.

Well, I really don't want to move outside of the IT technical support area because once you've been out of the habit for a few months, it's really hard to get back in - y'know? You get rusty, forget things you used to know because you're not doing it every day.

One problem... and at first I thought this was me being paranoid but now I'm convinced it's true... is the fact that I've worked in schools for 4 years. I swear, it's like a blot on my CV because I'm applying for jobs that I can do standing on my head and I'm not even getting called back for interviews. Don't get me wrong, I don't think I'm amazing but these are jobs I should at least be in contention for, there's always gonna be better candidates but at least give me a fucking chance!

Technical support, helpdesk, support analysys, etc... anything like that.

I get daily emails from job places like Monster, Totaljobs, ITVacancies, etc... I always check the local council sites, weekly/bi-weekly job searches on the net. It's just crazy how much time I spend looking for jobs and since I started this job (September 2006) do you know how many callbacks I had?

One.

And I was in fucking Spain at the time, I missed my interview appointment by one single day.

The phrase "gutted" didn't even cover that day.

[Bexster]

Shit might get a bit easier when my car loan is all paid for... but that's about 12-13 months away, £125 a month I could really do with.



Well, I really don't want to move outside of the IT technical support area because once you've been out of the habit for a few months, it's really hard to get back in - y'know? You get rusty, forget things you used to know because you're not doing it every day.

One problem... and at first I thought this was me being paranoid but now I'm convinced it's true... is the fact that I've worked in schools for 4 years. I swear, it's like a blot on my CV because I'm applying for jobs that I can do standing on my head and I'm not even getting called back for interviews. Don't get me wrong, I don't think I'm amazing but these are jobs I should at least be in contention for, there's always gonna be better candidates but at least give me a fucking chance!

Technical support, helpdesk, support analysys, etc... anything like that.

I get daily emails from job places like Monster, Totaljobs, ITVacancies, etc... I always check the local council sites, weekly/bi-weekly job searches on the net. It's just crazy how much time I spend looking for jobs and since I started this job (September 2006) do you know how many callbacks I had?

One.

And I was in fucking Spain at the time, I missed my interview appointment by one single day.

The phrase "gutted" didn't even cover that day.
See, when this happens, I'm always convinced that they've already got someone in-house in mind, and they purposefully find stupid reasons to not interview the really good candidates so that they don't out perform their preferred candidate at interview level. It's all just a big conspiracy.

[Studmore]

Howdy folks. I really need a job. I've been unemployed since July, but i only started seriously looking for another job this month. I took a probably stupid decision to take 6 months out, sort out other things in my life, but that really didn't happen, and now i find myself really needing a job, but having 6months out doing nothing really isn't going to help me.

I look on JCP, Council etc websites daily and check the paper, but I don't know if i'm setting my standards too high or being too picky, but i just can't seem to find anything that tempts me. I really don't want to take another temp position and be in the same position 6/9months down the line, and i really don't want to do something silly like factory work or something, but finding that ideal permanant position doing something i want to do seems impossible.

[Hell O' Kitty]

I'm trying to write my CV and I have a total block. I know what I need to write but I cant seem to put it in to coherent sentences.

I fucking hate CV's.:mad:

[Katie Everlong]

My lectures were cancelled because the lecturer is stuck in Wales in the floods. She could of emailed :( I got up for nothing! I bought myself a Tikka pastie to make up for the pain.

In work in a couple of hours. Boo urns.

[FooManiac4ever]

Afternoon!
I've just got back from my first lecture.

It was vile.
I was supposed to be in 10-1. but I walked out at 11.45 out of sheer boredom.
Ridiculous!

[Bexster]

Howdy folks. I really need a job. I've been unemployed since July, but i only started seriously looking for another job this month. I took a probably stupid decision to take 6 months out, sort out other things in my life, but that really didn't happen, and now i find myself really needing a job, but having 6months out doing nothing really isn't going to help me.

I look on JCP, Council etc websites daily and check the paper, but I don't know if i'm setting my standards too high or being too picky, but i just can't seem to find anything that tempts me. I really don't want to take another temp position and be in the same position 6/9months down the line, and i really don't want to do something silly like factory work or something, but finding that ideal permanant position doing something i want to do seems impossible.
Just apply for everything that you think you may be able to do. Don't count anything out because you think it's too high for you.

Also, if you can get into local government early on, you'll get into a cracking pension scheme.

My lectures were cancelled because the lecturer is stuck in Wales in the floods. She could of emailed :( I got up for nothing! I bought myself a Tikka pastie to make up for the pain.

In work in a couple of hours. Boo urns.
Don't you know they don't have electricity in Wales yet?? :p

[Captain Stu]

I worked in the IT department at Walsall Council, there are tonns of Help desk, Technical Support, Software Development roles - we were one of the biggest departments in the building (taking up a third of the top floor). Seriously, check out the Council sites.

As for those online job things, I sent my CV off to loads of companies and heard faff all. I don;t think it's about you working in a school, more like those sites are shit.

That's the thing, I am forever getting emails about jobs in London - and we're talking good jobs. One of them was direct from a recruiter asking me if I was interested in a £35K job at a Solicitors firm, working as in-house IT support. I nearly crapped my pants until I realised it was in London. As much as I hate the place, I'm pretty much resigned to the fact that I am gonna have to move there at some point and it depresses the fuck out of me.

Howdy folks. I really need a job. I've been unemployed since July, but i only started seriously looking for another job this month. I took a probably stupid decision to take 6 months out, sort out other things in my life, but that really didn't happen, and now i find myself really needing a job, but having 6months out doing nothing really isn't going to help me.

I look on JCP, Council etc websites daily and check the paper, but I don't know if i'm setting my standards too high or being too picky, but i just can't seem to find anything that tempts me. I really don't want to take another temp position and be in the same position 6/9months down the line, and i really don't want to do something silly like factory work or something, but finding that ideal permanant position doing something i want to do seems impossible.

Are you claiming job seekers allowance? You should be. I was skeptical at first, thinking it was like being on the dole but it's not - it's payback for all the money that YOU contribute when you are in employment, you're owed it.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

who wants a job?

go to reed.co.uk, one of the better jobsites around.

or if you fancy playing computer games all day, let me be your referer so i can get £250 when you sign a contract

[Captain Stu]

who wants a job?

go to reed.co.uk, one of the better jobsites around.

or if you fancy playing computer games all day, let me be your referer so i can get £250 when you sign a contract

Your job makes me want to vomit in an envelope and send it to your Mother.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

deliver it by SMS

[Captain Stu]

deliver it by SMS

Hmmm, then she'll have to wait and queue to receive my vomit. I like it, build the suspense.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

or if it's anything like my smashing pumkins tickets, reorganise the delivery twice for them not to show up either time

[Captain Stu]

Aahhhh SMS, scourge of the planet.

[Jane]

As much as I hate the place, I'm pretty much resigned to the fact that I am gonna have to move there at some point and it depresses the fuck out of me.

It's not that bad, honest. I love where I live cos it's nice London! It has a sense of community and people are friendly believe it or not!

*EDIT* It's better than Essex anyway!! When I was back there at Christmas, some fucking slag with a Canvey tan started on me. SHE had walked into me and spilt MY drinks all over herself and that was my fault :rolleyes:

[Captain Stu]

It's not that bad, honest. I love where I live cos it's nice London! It has a sense of community and people are friendly believe it or not!

Nonono, London's horrible. It stands for everything I bloody detest but if the time is right, say if Kat moves to London to pursue her fledgling career as a barrister, I would totally shut my mouth and put up with it for £35K - that's the kind of money that opens anyones legs. :D

However, I wouldn't live in London. I'd happily live outside and commute in.

Two more jobs applied for, thanks Reed.

[Jane]

However, I wouldn't live in London. I'd happily live outside and commute in.

Honestly, that is worse than living in London! Trust me, I did it! But yeah, see how it goes. I wish I was earning 35K!!

[Captain Stu]

Honestly, that is worse than living in London! Trust me, I did it! But yeah, see how it goes. I wish I was earning 35K!!

I can think of nothing worse than spending my days surrounded by cockneys. :(

And yeah, me too. Like I say, I drooled when I read that one and then promptly cried.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

rather than commuting from outside, may as well just commute from the suburbs, that's expensive enough as it is.

[Captain Stu]

I'm not black enough to live in the suburbs. :(

POO #2 HAS BEEN DESPATCHED!

[Bexster]

Watching Relocation, Relocation last week, you need to be uber-rich to afford a room in London. It's beyond silly.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

I'm not black enough to live in the suburbs. :(

POO #2 HAS BEEN DESPATCHED!

it's pretty much the other way round here.

no coons where i live.

mostly the inner areas which are shite

[Captain Stu]

it's pretty much the other way round here.

no coons where i live

Now we're talking. :cool:

[Bexster]

You know what's good? Buffet lunch from someone elses boring course :cool:

[Captain Stu]

Here you go, prime example of why I hate my job:

I am now required to go downstairs, copy a file onto a pen drive and then paste it onto a laptop because one of the ASSISTANT HEADS OF THE SCHOOL is too fucking thick to do it for himself.

This is a man who, in the event of the Head becoming badly ill or requiring long term time off, would be responsible for the running of the school as part of a senior management team of about 6-7 people, all of whom are completely retarded.

I mean come on.

[Hell O' Kitty]

In my desire to continue to be a lazy bitch, I was using an on line CV builder, where you just put all your details in and it does it for you. It took 30 minutes to do a spell check and the site when down before I got a chance to save it. :(

[Bexster]

Here you go, prime example of why I hate my job:

I am now required to go downstairs, copy a file onto a pen drive and then paste it onto a laptop because one of the ASSISTANT HEADS OF THE SCHOOL is too fucking thick to do it for himself.

This is a man who, in the event of the Head becoming badly ill or requiring long term time off, would be responsible for the running of the school as part of a senior management team of about 6-7 people, all of whom are completely retarded.

I mean come on.
The word Manager generally implies some kind of inability to do anything. As soon as people know you can do something good with a computer - ie. switch it on, then they ask you to do everything. Lazy bastards.

In my desire to continue to be a lazy bitch, I was using an on line CV builder, where you just put all your details in and it does it for you. It took 30 minutes to do a spell check and the site when down before I got a chance to save it. :(
Yes, but even if you went back and did it again, it would still take you less time that doing it yourself.

[Captain Stu]

Hahahaa - seriously?!!

I just got asked to 'fix' my managers printer because when she clicks print it doesn't do anything. Thats because it's not set as her default. When I fixed the problem in 2 seconds she thought I was wonderful.

:rolleyes:

As serious as waking up in the morning to a damp matress and that familiar smell of ammonia.

:o

The guy's a fucking prick, he's notorious for being this lazy and frequently passes over jobs to people who they don't belong to.

[Jane]

I'm trying to work on my CV/portfolio too!! It's a right shit to do. AND I need to update my website as I haven't done so for 2+ years, but I have no idea how to!! Since I put that stuff on it, I've reformatted my hard drive so therefore lost my dreamweaver/upload settings, plus when I uploaded stuff before I used dial-up. Now I don't have a phone line and the website is up for renewal next month. Think I might have to let it lapse and start again from scratch :( arse.

[BastiBeatsTheDrums]

uhm, can anyone sum up what's about in this thread? :confused:

[Captain Stu]

I'm trying to work on my CV/portfolio too!! It's a right shit to do. AND I need to update my website as I haven't done so for 2+ years, but I have no idea how to!! Since I put that stuff on it, I've reformatted my hard drive so therefore lost my dreamweaver/upload settings, plus when I uploaded stuff before I used dial-up. Now I don't have a phone line and the website is up for renewal next month. Think I might have to let it lapse and start again from scratch :( arse.

Boourns, that's a shame. Your online portfolio is real good. :)

uhm, can anyone sum up what's about in this thread? :confused:

Nothing interesting whatsoever.

[Jane]

Boourns, that's a shame. Your online portfolio is real good. :)

Thanks Stu, but it really isn't! I'm embarrassed about how shit it is. The only thing I like is the photography bit, that can stay, the rest can go!

[Captain Stu]

Thanks Stu, but it really isn't! I'm embarrassed about how shit it is. The only thing I like is the photography bit, that can stay, the rest can go!

I meant the photos. :o

[Jane]

uhm, can anyone sum up what's about in this thread? :confused:

It started off Foo related and then once the event was over we all stayed here and continued to spam. It keeps us out of trouble and it's really not worth reading back over!

[Jane]

I meant the photos. :o

Ah well that's OK then! Thanks. Are you saying the rest of it is shit? :p ha ha

[Captain Stu]

Ah well that's OK then! Thanks. Are you saying the rest of it is shit? :p ha ha

It makes my eyes bleed. :(

(It doesn't really, I honestly do like it - I go for simple websites with basic transition animations and stuff over Flash/Java-heavy things)

[Jane]

It makes my eyes bleed. :(

(It doesn't really, I honestly do like it - I go for simple websites with basic transition animations and stuff over Flash/Java-heavy things)

:eek: :D
I totally cheated putting it together. I designed it all in Adobe Illustrator, sliced it all up, imported it into Dreamweaver and then linked the bits I'd sliced. Hey presto! It does the job, I'm certainly not going to attempt any Flash stuff. No way no way!

[Captain Stu]

Fuck Flash right off.

[Katie Everlong]

I just had the most awesome nap. And i woke up in the middle of my dream, but my dream kept going in my head because i was still half asleep in turn making it seem more real. Pure brilliance.

But now i have to get ready to go and serve over weight middle aged balding buisnessmen their boddingtons all night. Yey :(

[Captain Stu]

I just had the most awesome nap. And i woke up in the middle of my dream, but my dream kept going in my head because i was still half asleep in turn making it seem more real. Pure brilliance.

But now i have to get ready to go and serve over weight middle aged balding buisnessmen their boddingtons all night. Yey :(

I bet you were being 'roasted by May and Ramsey innit?

You still working in that hotel?

[Katie Everlong]

Yeaah.

And nah, it was about May though. I worked on Top Gear as a script writer (how apt) and i was going over his script with him. haha. odd but good!

[Captain Stu]

Hahaha. :D

[Jane]

And nah, it was about May though.

Oh Katie.

[Captain Stu]

The aforementioned work prick just totally kissed my arse (metaphorically) with a massive thankyou for how awesome, amazing and brilliant I am.

:D

It put me in a reet good mood that did.

[Jane]

The aforementioned work prick just totally kissed my arse (metaphorically) with a massive thankyou for how awesome, amazing and brilliant I am.

:D

It put me in a reet good mood that did.

Well there you go then, quit your moaning!

[Captain Stu]

Well there you go then, quit your moaning!

NO! Coz he's still a dick, fact is he shouldn't be asking me to wipe his drooly chin anyway!

[Katie Everlong]

Oh Katie.
Jane, just because you do not see the GORGEUSNESS of said Mr. May does not mean he is not GORGEUS. It just means you, miss, are blind.

[Captain Stu]

Katie's dirty like a mouthful of shit. :(

[Jane]

NO! Coz he's still a dick, fact is he shouldn't be asking me to wipe his drooly chin anyway!

Ha ha ha ha. It's like watching a bunch of retards try to fuck a door knob in my office too.

[Captain Stu]

Ha ha ha ha. It's like watching a bunch of retards try to fuck a door knob in my office too.

Quality phrase. :D

[Katie Everlong]

Katie's dirty like a mouthful of shit. :(

IT'S NOT DIRTY.

That's it.

Drastic action is being taken.

[Jane]

Jane, just because you do not see the GORGEUSNESS of said Mr. May does not mean he is not GORGEUS. It just means you, miss, are blind.

What-evvvveeeeerrrrrrr.

[Jane]

Quality phrase. :D

Thought you'd like that!

[Katie Everlong]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Captain Stu]

IT'S NOT DIRTY.

That's it.

Drastic action is being taken.

OFFICIALLY Heat magazines weird crush of the year and worst haircut. You saw it, we all saw it. It's true.

[Katie Everlong]

Hey, the Hamster was heats weird crush in 2005. IS THAT WEIRD NOW?! No, it's accepted as the norm. I am just ahead of my time, you watch, it'll be normal soon. And his hair is atrocious at the minute, he needs it like it was in my avatar. mmmmmmmmmm

[Jane]

OFFICIALLY Heat magazines weird crush of the year and worst haircut. You saw it, we all saw it. It's true.

I can honestly see NOTHING attractive about James May. NOTHING

[Katie Everlong]

He's so cute and geeky and witty. And he's the manliest of the all, as proved on his FELLOW HOTTIES show (The big G man). He's looooovely :o

[Captain Stu]

Hey, the Hamster was heats weird crush in 2005. IS THAT WEIRD NOW?! No, it's accepted as the norm. I am just ahead of my time, you watch, it'll be normal soon. And his hair is atrocious at the minute, he needs it like it was in my avatar. mmmmmmmmmm

Difference is, Hamster is a handsome looking chap.

The only reason I think anyone fancies May is because he's 100% pure British.

[Katie Everlong]

I honestly, and sincerely find him attractive. I really do, i mean all this other attributes help. But i honestly think he's nice looking!

[Captain Stu]

You want him to roger you in a Jaguar while "Rule Brittania" plays in the background.

[Katie Everlong]

WHAT THE FUCK!! NO!!

Land of hope and glory ;)

[Commodore Dan]

Bitches aint shit. :mad:

[Captain Stu]

WHAT THE FUCK!! NO!!

Land of hope and glory ;)

*waves a St. Georges cross*

Bitches aint shit. :mad:

Whattup NB?

[Katie Everlong]

You can drive the jag around in a butlers uniform at the same time Stu. That's my gift to you :)

[Katie Everlong]

And woah there, let's back it up on calling women Bitches. That aint cool! (Unless you are saying it in jest, then it's fine)

[Captain Stu]

You can drive the jag around in a butlers uniform at the same time Stu. That's my gift to you :)

Aawww thanks. :mad:

And woah there, let's back it up on calling women Bitches. That aint cool! (Unless you are saying it in jest, then it's fine)

Yeah, they prefer the term "ho".

[Commodore Dan]

Whattup NB?

Well CB, for the second time in a few months, a fucking woman has left me to go back to her ex. What the flying fuck? I'm not that much of a cunt, and i really made a proper fucking effort to be civil and gentlemanly with this one. Really, im starting to think i should be re-become the totally fucking disrepectful wanker i was in my mid to late teens again, because being a fucking polite and courteous person clearly isn't working.

All i want right now is a fucking steady and slow relationship with someone who i can fucking care about and generally be a good boyfriend to, and when i fucking find a nice lady who seems to be into me as much as i am her, she fucks off back to her fucking ex AND LETS ME KNOW VIA A FUCKING TEXT. Fuck this shit. It's been a fucking great year for me so far until this.

EDIT - katiebear, im saying it in a kind of jest, it's a rap lyric i think. i'll have chilled out in a few minutes.

[Captain Stu]

Fuck that ho, Nouggy. Fuck her ghetto ass back to the hood.

[Katie Everlong]

That bitch is WACK! :(

Also, does everyone remember the fresher who kept texting me and harassing me. Well he started up again about a week ago, and then i was at this house party before we went into town and he'd been texting me the night before "Let me take you for a meal" blah de blah. And i was sitting there, and wouldnt you know it. He walks in, ive never met him before ever but ive seen pictures and i was mature about it and said "oh, hey!" and he completely fucking blanked me. A week later, he's now in a relationship with one of my best friends... What le fuck?! I mean i think the guys a weirdo and i'm in no way attracted to him. But how weird is that!?

EDIT: I am happy for her though. She seems genuinely happy with him!

[Commodore Dan]

Fuck that ho, Nouggy. Fuck her ghetto ass back to the hood.

Cheers Choccy. I just needed to blow off (lolz) some steam.

[Captain Stu]

That bitch is WACK! :(

Also, does everyone remember the fresher who kept texting me and harassing me. Well he started up again about a week ago, and then i was at this house party before we went into town and he'd been texting me the night before "Let me take you for a meal" blah de blah. And i was sitting there, and wouldnt you know it. He walks in, ive never met him before ever but ive seen pictures and i was mature about it and said "oh, hey!" and he completely fucking blanked me. A week later, he's now in a relationship with one of my best friends... What le fuck?! I mean i think the guys a weirdo and i'm in no way attracted to him. But how weird is that!?

EDIT: I am happy for her though. She seems genuinely happy with him!

Does she know he was stalking you?

[Katie Everlong]

Does she know he was stalking you?

Yep, that's kinda the weird part.

But when he blanked me i was like Cheeky Forker! Unless he walked in and went "urgh, none of that" :(

[Captain Stu]

Yep, that's kinda the weird part.

But when he blanked me i was like Cheeky Forker! Unless he walked in and went "urgh, none of that" :(

Don't be daft. He obviously (finally) took the hint that you weren't interested in the slightest and decided to be a cunt about it.

But yeah, that's pretty weird, going out with someone who, only weeks before, has been bombarding and pestering one of your best mates. :confused:

[Katie Everlong]

Righto im off to work.

Laters peepsaroonos.

[Jane]

Bye Kato, have fun!

I. am. so. bored.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Cunting blast fucking bollicks I officially hate my car. I was on the way to uni and it just lost all power I could barely get it to do 30. I managed to get it to a garage in St. Helen's where I have been sat for the last three hours only to be told that the egr valve and motor in said part have totally gone and I need a new one. Its going to cost me £387 fucking quid. Bless them though, they tried there best to bring it back to life but it was DOA. :mad: I've had to leave it with them and get a cab home. I don't know how the hell I'm going to get to uni in the morning.

Dan, some girls don't know a good thing if its steering them in there face. Anyway, do you really want to have anything to do with one that doesn't even have the balls or even just common courtesy to tell you this to your face. Better she show her true colours now rather than later.

[FooManiac4ever]

Afternoon...
I've actually been in uni for most of the day... for once...
I'm tired :(

[RockKat]

Afternoon :)

I have a cold and I'm full of snot and I don't like it :(



Also, does everyone remember the fresher who kept texting me and harassing me. Well he started up again about a week ago, and then i was at this house party before we went into town and he'd been texting me the night before "Let me take you for a meal" blah de blah. And i was sitting there, and wouldnt you know it. He walks in, ive never met him before ever but ive seen pictures and i was mature about it and said "oh, hey!" and he completely fucking blanked me. A week later, he's now in a relationship with one of my best friends... What le fuck?! I mean i think the guys a weirdo and i'm in no way attracted to him. But how weird is that!?

EDIT: I am happy for her though. She seems genuinely happy with him!

Be careful though Katie.Some bloke that did this to me and then went out with my best friend admitted to me privately that he only went out with her so he could be nearer to me,what a tosser :mad:

Sorry about your car Kerry,bummer or what.

Dan,just save yourself for the really great babe who'll come along and sweep you off your feet soon mate :D That cowbag don't deserve you.

[Commodore Dan]

Thank you, thank you both. One day i'll find someone to spend my hundreds of thousands of pounds on and take on 5 star holidays around the world. :D

Kerry, harsh news on the car. Is it French? :D

[Haroon]

wow nearly 1000 pages

[FooManiac4ever]

wow nearly 1000 pages

haha and still no bloody radio 1 announcement :D

[Commodore Dan]

I have it on 30 replies a page, so it's 666 pages.

Heh, i ranted about women on page 666.

EDIT - i'm not a Nihilist, i swear.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Kerry, harsh news on the car. Is it French? :D

How did you guess?:(



On a brighter note I really, really want to go and do this (http://www.bunac.org/uk/workamerica/default.aspx)

[Haroon]

How did you guess?:(



On a brighter note I really, really want to go and do this (http://www.bunac.org/uk/workamerica/default.aspx)

sounds cool

will it be a degree related job you'll get or just a normal one?

[Commodore Dan]

How did you guess?:(


Because the breakdowns are usually complicated and expensive. My mother and stepfather persisted with French cars until he bought a Focus ST170. YEAH!

[Haroon]

Because the breakdowns are usually complicated and expensive. My mother and stepfather persisted with French cars until he bought a Focus ST170. YEAH!

*giggles manicly* :D

[Hell O' Kitty]

sounds cool

will it be a degree related job you'll get or just a normal one?

Could be either. I'll most probably try to get some PR related work as I really don't think I would get anything in a recording studio, but failing that I'm quite happy to do anything to get me away from here, even if its only for four months.

[RockKat]

How did you guess?:(



On a brighter note I really, really want to go and do this (http://www.bunac.org/uk/workamerica/default.aspx)

Kerry you should go for it seriously.After I split up from my ex hubby I went and worked here (http://www.manitoucamp.com/index.htm) for a summer.It was fun and I met some fab people and learnt a lot about myself too.They have a sound studio and radio at this camp so it might suit you well m'dear!

[Hell O' Kitty]

Kerry you should go for it seriously.After I split up from my ex hubby I went and worked here (http://www.manitoucamp.com/index.htm) for a summer.It was fun and I met some fab people and learnt a lot about myself too.They have a sound studio and radio at this camp so it might suit you well m'dear!

I'm going to do it.

Given that I go out of my way to trip noisey kids over in Asda, I don't think that working with them would ever have a good out come.:p

I'm going to LA, I keep saying that I'm going there and this is the perfect chance. I'm just having a look now to see if there are any temp placements for late June advertised.

I am so insanely excited about this.:D :D

[Sophie]

How did you guess?:(



On a brighter note I really, really want to go and do this (http://www.bunac.org/uk/workamerica/default.aspx)

MY friend wwent and did that over the summer! She went and worked in a summer camp. She thought it was alright, but she's pretty shy so she missed her real friends.

I'd LOVE to do it.

well, Last night I moved around my bedroom! Improvement of the century.

My legs really hurt for some reason...

And I cut my hair! :)

[Commodore Dan]

My legs really hurt for some reason...


Yeah, sorry about that.

[Sophie]

Yeah, sorry about that.

:mad:

[Commodore Dan]

:mad:

I'll make it better :)

[Sophie]

I'll make it better :)

No you will not thank you very much.

[FooManiac4ever]

evening.

[Commodore Dan]

No you will not thank you very much.

Lolz.

[Yoz]

helooo

[Sophie]

helooo

Hiii

[Jane]

1000 bloody pages. We need to get out more.

[Studmore]

1000 bloody pages. We need to get out more.

Only 500 pages for me, so it doesn't look half as bad. :D

[Bexster]

And only 15 posts from 20,000.

[Bexster]

Well, 14...

[Bexster]

Or 13.

Can you see where I'm going with this? :D

[Haroon]

well i mean 12 now

we could

the mods dont ever watch this!

[Bexster]

This is what I'm thinking.

Can just spam past 20,000.

[Bexster]

Is it 10 now, or is it 9?

I think it's 9.

[Bexster]

And besides, I want to do it tonight. It's not our fault that everyone else has buggered off.

[Studmore]

I'm still lurking. Just really uninspired to post.

[Bexster]

I'm still lurking. Just really uninspired to post.
Fair enough. I'm only hanging around til we reach 20,000 posts and then I'm going to bed.

Sad really.

[Studmore]

Fair enough. I'm only hanging around til we reach 20,000 posts and then I'm going to bed.

Sad really.

Nah, i'll probably do the same :D

We've done well really, to say there is only really us UK folk posting here, and it took the whole board of spammers to get that blonde joke thread to 50k.

[FooManiac4ever]

I've just turned down going out with all my lad mates...
I wish I hadn't...but I think my liver needed a break :(

[Bexster]

Nah, i'll probably do the same :D

We've done well really, to say there is only really us UK folk posting here, and it took the whole board of spammers to get that blonde joke thread to 50k.
True. It's basically down to about 15-20 of us talking about stuff to get to this point.

We're all screwed if they get rid of the thread :p

[FooManiac4ever]

Oooh & Van Helsing is on!

[Bexster]

I've just turned down going out with all my lad mates...
I wish I hadn't...but I think my liver needed a break :(
It's a good idea. Means you'll be more up for it next time you go out.

[Bexster]

OOooo....

EDIT: Yaaaayyy!!!

[FooManiac4ever]

I rarely venture out of tour talk these days.

[Studmore]

True. It's basically down to about 15-20 of us talking about stuff to get to this point.

We're all screwed if they get rid of the thread :p

Excatly, its basically because of this thread i started posting on this board so much. Just think about that. Without this thread you may have missed my wit, humour and knowledge!! :eek: :rolleyes: :p

[FooManiac4ever]

It's a good idea. Means you'll be more up for it next time you go out.
Yeah I went out 5 of 7 nights last week, and it's my friends birthday on friday.. so I'm considering waiting til then so I can make the most of it.
Although, I'll probably end up going the SU on wednesday.

I have no damn willpower :(

[Bexster]

Excatly, its basically because of this thread i started posting on this board so much. Just think about that. Without this thread you may have missed my wit, humour and knowledge!! :eek: :rolleyes: :p
See, all hail the thread :D

I rarely venture out of tour talk these days.
Nor me. Except to talk about football.

[FooManiac4ever]

See, all hail the thread :D


Nor me. Except to talk about football.

When this thread goes... I don't actually know what I'll do.

[Bexster]

When this thread goes... I don't actually know what I'll do.
The only thing will be to start up a new one.

On that note, I'm off to bed.

Nighty night :D

[Studmore]

The only thing will be to start up a new one.

Radio 4 Annoucment?

I heard that there is apparantly going to be an annoucement about the band on radio 4 this wednedsay, is it true? Maybe they will be announcing that Dave is going to be on The Archers?!!!!!

Discuss.....


ok maybe not....

[Captain Fox]

dibs on 20K

[Captain Fox]

fuck i missed it by 8 posts!

[stu250]

bon soir, good evening, and a happy new year to one and all........

i'm back from my skiing adventures wiv me boys and it was fuckin amazing - without doubt the best holiday i have ever been on - hell, it wasnt a holiday - have you tried twatting round on ski's for 5 hours a day at 2500m altitude - tough.

what have i missed - anyone wanna condense a weeks worth of spam into a single post for my benefit.

stu.

[Jane]

fuck i missed it by 8 posts!

Are you drunk again James!?

Becky, thanks for the cheque and badge btw <3

[Jane]

bon soir, good evening, and a happy new year to one and all........

i'm back from my skiing adventures wiv me boys and it was fuckin amazing - without doubt the best holiday i have ever been on - hell, it wasnt a holiday - have you tried twatting round on ski's for 5 hours a day at 2500m altitude - tough.

what have i missed - anyone wanna condense a weeks worth of spam into a single post for my benefit.

stu.

Hi Stu, glad you had a good holiday. You really haven't missed much here:
Various people got drunk.
Various people moaned about work/uni/life
20000 posts
and a new FF blog: http://www.foofightersblog.com

*edit* and to think I forgot about Stu's daily bowel updates too :rolleyes:

[Commodore Dan]

Hola stu, good to have you back and glad you had a great time!

[stu250]

whats the word on THE gig - y'know, kerry's showcase for great local up and coming talent.........and stu's band. when i last heard there was a bit of confusion over the date......anything confirmed yet....?

stu.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I need a nice pretty lady to keep me company.

I'm all lonely and stuff. :(

[Sophie]

Well, i went to watch TV, and now im back.

I actually just ended up putting some posters up in my room and watching something about football with ricky tomlinson in it, which wasnt very good.

I might get some cheese and crackers. :)

[Captain Stu]

*edit* and to think I forgot about Stu's daily bowel updates too :rolleyes:

:D

whats the word on THE gig - y'know, kerry's showcase for great local up and coming talent.........and stu's band. when i last heard there was a bit of confusion over the date......anything confirmed yet....?

stu.

:(

APRIL 11TH!!

[stu250]

how's yer arse fella....?

stu.

[Hell O' Kitty]

I have finally managed to finish my CV but I just have one little question. Under education, do you put any courses that your currently studying?:confused:

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Yes, but mention youre currently studying them.

Remember it's most recent first

[Hell O' Kitty]

Nice one.:)

[Sophie]

Haha. my arse bandit ex has unblocked me on msn. I wonder why.

Wanker

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Wants to bandit your arse most probably.

[Sophie]

he can dick right off. he really messed around with my head over christmas. I dont want to see him in a VERY long time.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

At least 90% of the time the reason a guy wants to get back in your life is because he wants to fuck you.

[Sophie]

At least 90% of the time the reason a guy wants to get back in your life is because he wants to fuck you.

Well duh! look at me! Ahaha Only kidding.

I'm fed up of my phone being a brick of shit, ive just bought myself a new one. Comes with a free ipod nano. Not that i need an ipod nano.

[Hell O' Kitty]

I'm bloody knacked but I have had a mega productive day.

I'm so glad that I finally got that CV out the way, all it took was a £400 repair bill to fire a rocket up my arse.:)

[Katie Everlong]

FUCK GERMANS! Fuck them right up the arse.

I held them in the highest regard after my trip to Munich. But the 40 or so that were in my hotel tonight. FUCK YOU!!

When i attempt to speak German to help you better understand, DON'T LAUGH IN MY FACE. Your in England, when i go to any other country i always make sure that i try and speak their language even in the slightest cos i find it utterly rude not to try. You knew the bar was closed, don't try and play dumb and say you didn't. I told you and you said "ok, no drink" Don't try and put me in the shit just because you want another pint of "SHTELLA". Don't tip me 5p and wink at me. And also, just because your speaking in German doesn't mean i dont understand you are taking the PISS OUT OF ME!!!! :mad:

URGH IM SO MAD!!

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

When on holiday is the absolute best time to judge what a person is really like.

[Katie Everlong]

If thats sarcasm, don't bother. I'm not in the mood :(

[stu250]

FUCK GERMANS! Fuck them right up the arse.

I held them in the highest regard after my trip to Munich. But the 40 or so that were in my hotel tonight. FUCK YOU!!

When i attempt to speak German to help you better understand, DON'T LAUGH IN MY FACE. Your in England, when i go to any other country i always make sure that i try and speak their language even in the slightest cos i find it utterly rude not to try. You knew the bar was closed, don't try and play dumb and say you didn't. I told you and you said "ok, no drink" Don't try and put me in the shit just because you want another pint of "SHTELLA". Don't tip me 5p and wink at me. And also, just because your speaking in German doesn't mean i dont understand you are taking the PISS OUT OF ME!!!! :mad:

URGH IM SO MAD!!

right on sister, my thoughts exactly - maybe you should have marched past them singing "two world wars and one world cup", on the other hand you could just learn yourself a nice polite retort for when it happens again - something along the lines of "oy gunther, hope you enjoyed your evening and dont forget to tip the bell boy".

stu.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

If thats sarcasm, don't bother. I'm not in the mood :(

It's not sarcasm at all - its when people finally let down the facade they carry around in everyday life. If someone is a bastard on holiday then regardless of what they're like normally, that bastard is still hidden there underneath.

[stu250]

When on holiday is the absolute best time to judge what a person is really like.

after a bucket full of sangria is usually the best time - right before you get into the dentists chair and get bottles of rum poured down yer gullet.

stu.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I would try and be sympathetic, but I'm increidbly bad at it.

[jerami_bubixXx]

FUCK GERMANS! Fuck them right up the arse.

I held them in the highest regard after my trip to Munich. But the 40 or so that were in my hotel tonight. FUCK YOU!!

When i attempt to speak German to help you better understand, DON'T LAUGH IN MY FACE. Your in England, when i go to any other country i always make sure that i try and speak their language even in the slightest cos i find it utterly rude not to try. You knew the bar was closed, don't try and play dumb and say you didn't. I told you and you said "ok, no drink" Don't try and put me in the shit just because you want another pint of "SHTELLA". Don't tip me 5p and wink at me. And also, just because your speaking in German doesn't mean i dont understand you are taking the PISS OUT OF ME!!!! :mad:

URGH IM SO MAD!!


Way to use one person to judge a whole country. Stop moaning and grow up.

[Captain Fox]

Well duh! look at me! Ahaha Only kidding.

I'm fed up of my phone being a brick of shit, ive just bought myself a new one. Comes with a free ipod nano. Not that i need an ipod nano.

wahey my ego is rubbing off on people!:p

[Captain Fox]

Way to use one person to judge a whole country. Stop moaning and grow up.

Get out of our thread, you shit ass konkey whacker.

[Charlotte]

Wohoo..!:D FF are playing two shows in Norway..I'm shocked, but in a good way..:)

Good morning by the way:)

[Captain Stu]

So, Becky and Kerry, Serj and his boys are heading back to Liverpool in April. Kat wondered if that was personally motivated at all. ;)

how's yer arse fella....?

Pert and delicious, thanks. We're on coffee this morning, rough nights sleep so I needed the early morning kick-in-the-seat.

Haha. my arse bandit ex has unblocked me on msn. I wonder why.

Wanker

Wants to bandit your arse most probably.

More like he wants to plunder her snatch.

Well duh! look at me! Ahaha Only kidding.

I'm fed up of my phone being a brick of shit, ive just bought myself a new one. Comes with a free ipod nano. Not that i need an ipod nano.

If you don't want it, I'll have it. :D I need an MP3 player for on the train when I go to gigs and the match. :D

Your in England, when i go to any other country i always make sure that i try and speak their language even in the slightest cos i find it utterly rude not to try.

*hugs for Katie*

Couldn't agree more mate, I made a massive effort when I was in Spain and you can tell that they appreciate it. Even little things like when you're asking for an ice cream or the bill in a restaurant. I cannot stand people who use their native language as if it's THE chosen language when they go abroad. So fucking rude.

That reminds me, I should pick up some Swedish phrases. :D

[Jane]

Wohoo..!:D FF are playing two shows in Norway..I'm shocked, but in a good way..:)

Good morning by the way:)

Morning! Good news for you! Did I read in another thread that you're living in London at the moment? Or did I get that totally wrong?

[Yoz]

Way to use one person to judge a whole country. Stop moaning and grow up.

Go fist yourself

[Captain Stu]

By crikey, it's nearly lunchtime already! :eek: Still no first poop of the day.

[Captain Stu]

And todays big important job is...

*drum roll*































BURNING PHOTOS ONTO A CD!!!

Wow, I feel so important and honestly don't feel like I'm wasting my ability. *sigh*

[Jane]

And todays big important job is...

BURNING PHOTOS ONTO A CD!!!

Wow, I feel so important and honestly don't feel like I'm wasting my ability. *sigh*


Oh Stubert. You really need to leave. I've just had to go and show some numpty how to activate fonts again :rolleyes: I have to do that at least once a day because people CANNOT follow instructions.

[Hell O' Kitty]

So, Becky and Kerry, Serj and his boys are heading back to Liverpool in April. Kat wondered if that was personally motivated at all. ;)


:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Captain Stu]

Oh Stubert. You really need to leave. I've just had to go and show some numpty how to activate fonts again :rolleyes: I have to do that at least once a day because people CANNOT follow instructions.

You're not wrong amigo, it's my own fault really - I foolishly came in to a dodgy, volatile, unstable network and spent the first 6 months tightening everything up, sorting the security, dropped £6K on a new server to balance the load and now the network runs fucking fabulous. The flipside of that coin is that it works so well that shit hardly ever breaks.

I think I'm gonna spend this afternoon doing an overly poncy PC replacement strategy and be totally gay and make a nice colourful diagram.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

WINK WINK!!

[Hell O' Kitty]

What date and where?

[Captain Stu]

What date and where?

My beloved Carling Academy, Wednesday 2nd April. Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 9am.

:)

[Hell O' Kitty]

My beloved Carling Academy, Wednesday 2nd April. Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 9am.

:)

Ahhhhh Beckys going to have a stroke.:D

[Captain Stu]

Ahhhhh Beckys going to have a stroke.:D

Only if she gets close enough.

BA DUM TSSCCHH!

[Jane]

You're not wrong amigo, it's my own fault really - I foolishly came in to a dodgy, volatile, unstable network and spent the first 6 months tightening everything up, sorting the security, dropped £6K on a new server to balance the load and now the network runs fucking fabulous. The flipside of that coin is that it works so well that shit hardly ever breaks.

Shot yourself in the foot didn't you?! Sounds like you need a new challenge! I'm the same.

[Hell O' Kitty]

I wonder if there still going to be in the UK on the 11th and if they are, could I convince them to come to my little gig. **ponders**

[Captain Stu]

I wonder if there still going to be in the UK on the 11th and if they are, could I convince them to come to my little gig. **ponders**

*also ponders*

What's that you say? Dan's gooing to bring Buckethead with him? :D

SIDENOTE: I've already texted Wiggles, I'm sure she'll pee herself and then come on here as soon as humanly possible.

Shot yourself in the foot didn't you?! Sounds like you need a new challenge! I'm the same.

Yeah, it's my own fault for doing my job to the best of my abilities. :( I deffo need a new challenge, after 12 months I generally get bored of a job unless they pay me a lot money and then I can keep my gob shut and get motherfuckin' paaaaaaid! :D

[Hell O' Kitty]

Hahaaha I've just texted her as well.:p

This really is not the worst news I have ever woken upto.

[Captain Stu]

Hahaaha I've just texted her as well.:p

This really is not the worst news I have ever woken upto.

I would've texted you both this morning... but I figured you'd be both be in a similar state: hungover, probably drooling like an labrodore, passed out on a random item of furniture. :D

[Hell O' Kitty]

Nah I'm off the ale for a bit. I have battered it the past few weeks.

You got the past out and drooling part right though.

[Captain Stu]

:D :cool:

[Katie Everlong]

Ooooooh i want to go!! Tickets go on sale tommorow? Awesome :)

[Captain Stu]

Ooooooh i want to go!! Tickets go on sale tommorow? Awesome :)

I just spoke to the Academy, you're not allowed. :( They said they don't want "your sort" in there.

[Katie Everlong]

well tough SHIT

[Katie Everlong]

haha also, just to attack some more countries.

This American guy came in and said "hey, you guys got any budweiser?" and i said "i'm sorry we don't sell that", and he looked confused and went "you sell any american beers?" and i went... "err, i'm not sure to be honest, i don't know what you have in America" and he just pointed to the Corona and said "i'll have one of them".

Then he went "don't open em, i'll do it myself, i can twist them cant i?" and i said "err, well you can try but it might be quite difficult" and he said "i'll be fine!" then he came back a bit later on, his hands were bright red and he sheepishly said "can you open these please?"

i was like HA! :)

[Bexster]

Do we have any twist top lids in the UK?

[Studmore]

haha also, just to attack some more countries.

This American guy came in and said "hey, you guys got any budweiser?" and i said "i'm sorry we don't sell that", and he looked confused and went "you sell any american beers?" and i went... "err, i'm not sure to be honest, i don't know what you have in America" and he just pointed to the Corona and said "i'll have one of them".

Then he went "don't open em, i'll do it myself, i can twist them cant i?" and i said "err, well you can try but it might be quite difficult" and he said "i'll be fine!" then he came back a bit later on, his hands were bright red and he sheepishly said "can you open these please?"

i was like HA! :)

Haha, way to get one over on the Yanks! I guess you get alot of people from overseas in your hotel then?

[Captain Stu]

When she says "hotel", she really means "brothel".

[Studmore]

When she says "hotel", she really means "brothel".

Ahh yeah shoulda known with all the Germans going in there.

[Commodore Dan]

Only if she gets close enough.

BA DUM TSSCCHH!

LOLZ!

[FooManiac4ever]

Little hottie is visiting! :D
Psycheddddddddddddd.

[Commodore Dan]

No, I really want twist top lids. I think they're ace.

It'd save me from lots of fillings when I find myself without a bottle opener and have to resort to using my teeth.

Classy bird as ever, Leanne :D

[FooManiac4ever]

Ahhhhh Beckys going to have a stroke.:D

I nearly did...no lie.

[Bexster]

No, I really want twist top lids. I think they're ace.

It'd save me from lots of fillings when I find myself without a bottle opener and have to resort to using my teeth.
Ow :eek: My teeth hurt just thinking about that.

How wrong is it that I can smell this particular customer's bad breath from all the way over the other side of the room :(

[Commodore Dan]

What a bunch of cunts.

[FooManiac4ever]

Ow :eek: My teeth hurt just thinking about that.

How wrong is it that I can smell this particular customer's bad breath from all the way over the other side of the room :(

Yeah and me, my friend chipped 3 of his teeth opening bottle tops with his teeth. Ouch! :(

[FooManiac4ever]

What a bunch of cunts.

:eek:

[Commodore Dan]

:eek:

I'm talking about Leanne's employers!

[FooManiac4ever]

I'm talking about Leanne's employers!

I reallllllly need to start paying attention!

[Commodore Dan]

I feel a bit stitched up actually.

I asked if I could book the afternoon off on 11/1 to go to the Doctors (my appointment was at 4.30 - but I'd have to leave at at least 3.30 cos of how far away it is) and I told my boss that I knew I would never make up 2 hours. She told me to just go at 3.30 and it'd be fine to make my hours up over the next couple of weeks. I told her I'd struggle to do that, but if she was sure...

So I was late 4 days out of 5 last week, which I admit sounds really bad, but there was an accident every morning on the M6 - so it was totally beyond my control. And i made my time up at the end of the day. BUT that meant that I made no time up from going to the Doctors.

Well, I'm going home and cutting out all the accidents from the M6 that were in the local papers.

Good on you, make a log of this shit. Like i said, bunch of fetid vaginal openings.

I reallllllly need to start paying attention!

Who did you think i was on about, Wiggles?

[Katie Everlong]

i had a dream about you Dan.

You cooked me chicken salad in this laptop shaped frying pan, and then you were playing football with my little brother. Then we watched a movie. And then russel brand was there too! Very odd

[Bexster]

What knobs.

[Commodore Dan]

Oh man, Flogging Molly are playing Manchester the day after the Foos. This is awesome news.

[FooManiac4ever]

Who did you think i was on about, Wiggles?

I don't know. I just felt compelled to respond.

[Commodore Dan]

i had a dream about you Dan.

You cooked me chicken salad in this laptop shaped frying pan, and then you were playing football with my little brother. Then we watched a movie. And then russel brand was there too! Very odd

That's because Dan treats his women good :D

I don't know. I just felt compelled to respond.

Busybody :D

[FooManiac4ever]

I still need to invest in a foo manchester ticket...
I'm really behind this time. aha.

[FooManiac4ever]

Busybody :D

:(

[Katie Everlong]

I still need to invest in a foo manchester ticket...
I'm really behind this time. aha.

They're still on sale. I'm not gonna bother just yet, gonna wait until i get paid. Doubt they'll sell out.

When is Serj playing Liverpool? April the 1st?

[FooManiac4ever]

They're still on sale. I'm not gonna bother just yet, gonna wait until i get paid. Doubt they'll sell out.

When is Serj playing Liverpool? April the 1st?

2nd?
I may go to the birmingham show too.

[Katie Everlong]

2nd?
I may go to the birmingham show too.

Oh good, cause the Sugababes are playing on the 1st! Cant miss that.

[FooManiac4ever]

I'm so excited to see little hottie/marty/dan :D

[Charlotte]

Morning! Good news for you! Did I read in another thread that you're living in London at the moment? Or did I get that totally wrong?

No, I'm moving to London on Saturday:) I'm going to uni there this semester:) Do you live in London?

[Katie Everlong]

I'm so excited to see little hottie/marty/dan :D

What about poor ickle Serj? :p

[Captain Stu]

i had a dream about you Dan.

You cooked me chicken salad in this laptop shaped frying pan, and then you were playing football with my little brother. Then we watched a movie. And then russel brand was there too! Very odd

And then you fucked like nasty piggies.

Oh man, Flogging Molly are playing Manchester the day after the Foos. This is awesome news.

Is that what you rang me for, you little roboqueer?

[FooManiac4ever]

What about poor ickle Serj? :p

He serenaded you, not me...
You can have him! :)

[Katie Everlong]

yey...

Birthday book? :p (http://www.foofightersblog.com/files/02.jpg)

[FooManiac4ever]

yey...

Birthday book? :p (http://www.foofightersblog.com/files/02.jpg)

:D I hope that's Davey and the Chipmonks he's laughing at.

[Katie Everlong]

:D I hope that's Davey and the Chipmonks he's laughing at.

Or, it's clearly this thread :p

[Captain Stu]

Pffft, just a poor substitute for the Afrolicious group. (http://foofighters.com/blackbox/pictures/2008_01_20_pensacola/images/03.jpg)

TAYLOR 4 ENGLAND!!! (http://foofighters.com/blackbox/pictures/2008_01_20_pensacola/images/01.jpg)

F.I.T. (http://foofighters.com/blackbox/pictures/2008_01_20_pensacola/images/08.jpg)

[FooManiac4ever]

Or, it's clearly this thread :p

Oh god.
Hopefully when we were hammered after pub golf...
Or the time you went on about James May and needing a wee...
That'd be funny..


Also... T dressed like a chav.
...He's now my favourite chav ever! :D

[FooManiac4ever]

Pffft, just a poor substitute for the Afrolicious group. (http://foofighters.com/blackbox/pictures/2008_01_20_pensacola/images/03.jpg)


Setlist is predictable too... :rolleyes: :D

[Katie Everlong]

I know, the audience are PISS POOR compared to us.

And also, the setlist is. You see, the Americans aren't kicking up enough of a fuss. They do listen!

[Commodore Dan]

Is that what you rang me for, you little roboqueer?

Indeed it is, Chocolate Bear. No reception in college.

[Captain Stu]

Setlist is predictable too... :rolleyes: :D

Totally. :rolleyes: ;)

I love the sleeping guy on the right.

Indeed it is, Chocolate Bear. No reception in college.

Nah, I was with my boss asking for four grand to buy new shit with.

[Commodore Dan]

F.I.T. (http://foofighters.com/blackbox/pictures/2008_01_20_pensacola/images/08.jpg)

OHMY.

[Captain Stu]

OHMY.

Dan just spooged himself!

[Commodore Dan]

Nah, I was with my boss asking for four grand to buy new shit with.

Noo i meant i had no reception and dropped the call :D

Dan just spooged himself!

DAN NEEDS NEW SHORTS!

[Katie Everlong]

Oh god.
Hopefully when we were hammered after pub golf...
Or the time you went on about James May and needing a wee...
That'd be funny..


Also... T dressed like a chav.
...He's now my favourite chav ever! :D

I sincerely hope Shifty doesn't look in this thread and think i'm a middle aged man called James May. Due to my avatar...

[Captain Stu]

Or the time you went on about James May and needing a wee...

*points at sig*

[Katie Everlong]

well i did!!

[Captain Stu]

well i did!!

I'm baking a brownie right now.

[FooManiac4ever]

I sincerely hope Shifty doesn't look in this thread and think i'm a middle aged man called James May. Due to my avatar...

I hope he does.
:)