Radio 1 Annoucement?

[FooManiac4ever]

Yeah you should.
I reckon the London shows would be awesome, but I can;t really see me being able to afford that in Easter time.
I'll probably just hit the manc one.....unless there's a liverpool one.

[Hell O' Kitty]

ooh. I wonder why.


Also: robo-troy said there are defo UK dates but they've not been announced yet, and said he'd give me a text when he knew what wa going on. :)

:D :D :D

This is quite possibly the best news that I have heard all day.


Its weird that Jamie would as for that account to be deleated but not his old one.

[FooManiac4ever]

:D :D :D

This is quite possibly the best news that I have heard all day.



Yeah I'd forgotten I'd text him and I woke up utterly hungover and read it and was like YESSSSSSS! ahaha.

[Sophie]

Hahah I've just remembered, this girl I dont like came up to me last night and was like "you went to see the spice girls?" and i said yes, and she was like "i might be meeting sporty" i said "great. I dont like her." and walked off. Haha.

[Captain Stu]

I really would. HAha

Robotramp!

Hello everyone.
I got published today. Hooorah! :D

I'm made up for you. :) It looks good in print.

[FooManiac4ever]

He's publishing two of my other pieces too.
he said he'd publish all 3... however, they don't have a singles review bit.
So hmm...I might send it somewhere else if I can think of someone good.

[Studmore]

Hahah I've just remembered, this girl I dont like came up to me last night and was like "you went to see the spice girls?" and i said yes, and she was like "i might be meeting sporty" i said "great. I dont like her." and walked off. Haha.

haha, Her face must've been a picture.

Becky, where are they published?

[Bexster]

Hello everyone.
I got published today. Hooorah! :D
*points at the new famous person*

Woohoo. Well done :D

Hahah I've just remembered, this girl I dont like came up to me last night and was like "you went to see the spice girls?" and i said yes, and she was like "i might be meeting sporty" i said "great. I dont like her." and walked off. Haha.
Hahahahahahaha :D

[Hell O' Kitty]

Awww Becky I just read your article, its really good. It must be a buzz to see it there, especially after all the stressing.

Well done love.:)

[FooManiac4ever]

haha, Her face must've been a picture.

Becky, where are they published?

http://www.realbuzz.com/?pageID=10112
Only one so far. but the other two are on their way apparently.

[FooManiac4ever]

Awww Becky I just read your article, its really good. It must be a buzz to see it there, especially after all the stressing.

Well done love.:)

Yeah I just emailed my lecturer saying "being honest, I thought it was crap, because i didn't put any effort in. but y'know i thought you'd like to know that despite that, I got published anyway" :D
I guess it's nice to see it there, I've never been properly published before.

[Studmore]

Ooh awesome, it might have just been me but the first paragraph seemed too long as one sentence, apart from that it was really really good, really well described! :D

[FooManiac4ever]

Ooh awesome, it might have just been me but the first paragraph seemed too long as one sentence, apart from that it was really really good, really well described! :D

No word of a lie. that is the worst piece of writing I've ever done. I'm actually gobsmacked they took it.

[Studmore]

No word of a lie. that is the worst piece of writing I've ever done. I'm actually gobsmacked they took it.

The rest is great i think, it was just that first paragraph needed breaking up better, that being said, i doubt i could do a better job. :)

[Pauk!]

Wow, don't think I've seen so many commas in one sentence before!
The rest is great :D (I thought No Ceiling was the most PJ-esque track on the album, but fair dos)

[Sophie]

Wow, don't think I've seen so many commas in one sentence before!
The rest is great :D (I thought No Ceiling was the most PJ-esque track on the album, but fair dos)

Hi, Paul, how are you today, I hope you are well, I am fine,,,,,,,,,,, etc.

[Sophie]

Right, im going to get ready for work at the hellhole.

Have a nice evening everyone.

[Studmore]

I was gonna say you have a nice evening aswell, but i guess not if you're going to work there.

Random comment: Lonely As You sounded silly live.

[Haroon]

I was gonna say you have a nice evening aswell, but i guess not if you're going to work there.

Random comment: Lonely As You sounded silly live.

lonely as you sounds silly on the record too!

[Studmore]

lonely as you sounds silly on the record too!

Well yeah, thats why it sounds silly live. Singing that same line over and over doesn't work live. And the song isn't very lively either, doesn't get the crowd going. No wonder they only did it three times.

[Bexster]

It's a song I actually really liked off that album, and I wanted to hear it live. I guess looking back on it, it wouldn't be all that good would it.

Where have they played it?

[FooManiac4ever]

I can't decide whether I want to go out or not.

[jerami_bubixXx]

I think you should stay in and talk to me ;)

[Haroon]

hello more course work :(

[Haroon]

I think you should stay in and talk to me;)yeh do what he says i wanna see what he's like when he finally confronts you. ;) :rolleyes: :D

[Studmore]

It's a song I actually really liked off that album, and I wanted to hear it live. I guess looking back on it, it wouldn't be all that good would it.

Where have they played it?

The only recording of it is from what looks like Beckys first show, 16/11/02 at the MEN. The only other two times are once in Germany 19/08/02 and 21/10/02 in Hollywood.

[Haroon]

The only recording of it is from what looks like Beckys first show, 16/11/02 at the MEN. The only other two times are once in Germany 19/08/02 and 21/10/02 in Hollywood.

and where can we find it?


does your site have actual mp3's?

[Studmore]

and where can we find it?


does your site have actual mp3's?

FFL is generally for information purposes, with the live guide to tell you about shows and what formats it's available in. We do trade these recording in the forum, but it is done in lossless formats, not MP3, to keep things in their optimum quality for trading.

I have absolutly nothing against people downloading and listening to stuff in MP3 that have no interest in trading, but for collecting and trading stuff we use lossless music, to preserve the quality. :)

I know alot of people think lossless trading is stupid but hey people have to have a hobby and interest, thats mine. ;)

[Yoz]

Wake up in the south, - nice day.
Come back up north, bloody cold and damp.

Ugh. Bastards next door are playing some shit dance track on loop.

[Haroon]

FFL is generally for information purposes, with the live guide to tell you about shows and what formats it's available in. We do trade these recording in the forum, but it is done in lossless formats, not MP3, to keep things in their optimum quality for trading.

I have absolutly nothing against people downloading and listening to stuff in MP3 that have no interest in trading, but for collecting and trading stuff we use lossless music, to preserve the quality. :)

I know alot of people think lossless trading is stupid but hey people have to have a hobby and interest, thats mine. ;)

Lossless trading is actually a very good idea if your gonna create an archive of bootlegs because like you said the quality is better

Im a fan of lossless stuff and i think it's about time more players supported it.

[Yoz]

FFL is generally for information purposes, with the live guide to tell you about shows and what formats it's available in. We do trade these recording in the forum, but it is done in lossless formats, not MP3, to keep things in their optimum quality for trading.

I have absolutly nothing against people downloading and listening to stuff in MP3 that have no interest in trading, but for collecting and trading stuff we use lossless music, to preserve the quality. :)

I know alot of people think lossless trading is stupid but hey people have to have a hobby and interest, thats mine. ;)

do you have the brewery gig for MTV a few years back?

[FooManiac4ever]

hmmfh. I've just woken up from probably the least satisfying nap ever.
If I go out...it could be awkward...but I'm thinking if I'm hammered, it won't matter!

I really shouldn't drink so much...

[Studmore]

Lossless trading is actually a very good idea if your gonna create an archive of bootlegs because like you said the quality is better

Im a fan of lossless stuff and i think it's about time more players supported it.

Cool. Yeah thats the general idea, creating an archive of all the FF stuff in lossless. I currently have 107GB of lossless foo audio shows, and about 100 DVD's.

do you have the brewery gig for MTV a few years back?

Yeah mate i do have that, i saw your message but i've been really busy with trying to get new tapes at the minute so not had time for things like that. Was it video or audio you were after?

[FooManiac4ever]

yeh do what he says i wanna see what he's like when he finally confronts you. ;) :rolleyes: :D

er...no.

[Yoz]

Yeah mate i do have that, i saw your message but i've been really busy with trying to get new tapes at the minute so not had time for things like that. Was it video or audio you were after?

The video.
My damn external harddrive caught on fire the other day.

which means i lost about 60% of my foo collection.

[Studmore]

The video.
My damn external harddrive caught on fire the other day.

which means i lost about 60% of my foo collection.

Caught on fire, fuck thats a bit extreme! What brand was it? I do have that on DVD from a HD broadcast, don't have time to torrent it atm though.

I could sort out sending you a copy but i've still got the Brighton DVD's to send out to a few people on here, on top of three other FF related things to post. PM me with your address if you want and i'll try to sort something out.

[Haroon]

er...no.

now now dont be rude to your dedicated stalker...:p

[Pauk!]

Hi, Paul, how are you today, I hope you are well, I am fine,,,,,,,,,,, etc.
Don't even try to compete with Becky, she's the queen of commas!

And it's always unnerving when someone I haven't spoken to for a year asks how I am :(

[Haroon]

Wha?

it's has lots of comma's innit!

lol i quoted your comment before you edited it.

[Pauk!]

it's has lots of comma's innit!

lol i quoted your comment before you edited it.
Yeah, took me a second to twig

[Hell O' Kitty]

I was supposed to be going for dinner tonight and I fell asleep. Gutted.

[FooManiac4ever]

now now dont be rude to your dedicated stalker...:p
erm again no.

[jerami_bubixXx]

*is really not at all scary*

:(

[Lara]

Right, me and Naja are off to chase the Gimmes around Australia for a few days, have fun without me.:D

[Studmore]

All stalkers are freaky, the clues kinda in the name. :rolleyes:

See ya Lara, have fun, although i know you will! :D

Oh according to Nate on the new blog thing, Kaki King is supporting FF on the Aus shows.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Right, me and Naja are off to chase the Gimmes around Australia for a few days, have fun without me.:D

Ohhhh have a spectacular time dear. :)

[Charlotte]

All stalkers are freaky, the clues kinda in the name. :rolleyes:

See ya Lara, have fun, although i know you will! :D

Oh according to Nate on the new blog thing, Kaki King is supporting FF on the Aus shows.


Blog? What have I missed?

[Lara]

All stalkers are freaky, the clues kinda in the name. :rolleyes:

See ya Lara, have fun, although i know you will! :D

Oh according to Nate on the new blog thing, Kaki King is supporting FF on the Aus shows.
Oooh, I just saw that! The blog, I mean...dunno about Kaki though...
Ohhhh have a spectacular time dear. :)
Thanks hon, I shall. ;)

[jerami_bubixXx]

All stalkers are freaky, the clues kinda in the name. :rolleyes:

What's wrong with my name, bub?

[Studmore]

www.foofightersblog.com

What's wrong with my name, bub?

Not your name dippy, i mean "Stalker". That name/title tends to suggest the person is a bit of a weirdo.

[jerami_bubixXx]

Oh, my bad! :D

[Charlotte]

www.foofightersblog.com

Thanks:)

[FooManiac4ever]

Right, me and Naja are off to chase the Gimmes around Australia for a few days, have fun without me.:D

Have fun! :D

[jerami_bubixXx]

Have fun! :D

So are you not going?!

It doesn't matter anyway, I'm going to watch Shrek now. Hope you have a nice night whatever you do.

*Kisses cheek*

Night xxx

Bye everyone else

[FooManiac4ever]

to Australia... evidently not.

[Studmore]

Haha, not only is the stalker naturally weird, hes also a bit dim.

Becky, you want us to e-rough him up for you? :p

[Jane]

*is really not at all scary*

:(

Well no-one knows who you are and you have a thing for Becky. In my book, that could be a bit scary! :D

Oooh, I just saw that! The blog, I mean...dunno about Kaki though...

I know! What's the point? Bring her on a whole tour for 1 song???

Have fun Lara!

[Pauk!]

Well no-one knows who you are and you have a thing for Becky. In my book, that could be a bit scary! :D

I bet your book has lots of lovely pictures in it :D

[Jane]

I bet your book has lots of lovely pictures in it :D

Indeed it does :D

[Pauk!]

Indeed it does :D
Does he look like swiper? and Becky like Dora the Explorer (but a bit taller and paler)?

[Sophie]

Hello all.

Back from the hell hole. I spent roughly 2 hours cleaning, and the other 2 slapping my friend with a rubber glove or a wet cloth. :) I tok a 35 minute break instead of the 15 i was supposed to have, and conversed with a deaf man.

It was good.

[Studmore]

Sounds like a highly productive evening. Still you get paid for it so it's all good. I however don't get paid for watching TV and posting shite on t'internet. Shame really, because i'm shit hot at it.

[Sophie]

Sounds like a highly productive evening. Still you get paid for it so it's all good. I however don't get paid for watching TV and posting shite on t'internet. Shame really, because i'm shit hot at it.

Haha I wish I got paid for doing this too.

Work was a bit of a laugh really. We were cutting pictures of boobs out of the sun and stuff too. Depends who's in at the end of the day. If all the shit staff are in, it feels like im there for about 4 years instead of 4 hours.

[Studmore]

Cutting boobs out of the sun, how random? What were you supposed to be doing?

I loved the last job i had, everyone i worked with was awesome and it was so much fun. I think the first day showed what the rest was going to be like. I got there at 8:30, did work for about 4 hours, asked my boss what i should do next, he said just go on the internet for the rest of the day. :cool: I miss that job :(

[Sophie]

Cutting boobs out of the sun, how random? What were you supposed to be doing?

I loved the last job i had, everyone i worked with was awesome and it was so much fun. I think the first day showed what the rest was going to be like. I got there at 8:30, did work for about 4 hours, asked my boss what i should do next, he said just go on the internet for the rest of the day. :cool: I miss that job :(

I was supposed to be cleaning/serving customers, but that seemed more amusing. And I was with a bunch of lads from different departments too so it was better.

It's funny, I get on with nearly all of the lads who work there, except one who thinks hes fantastic, so he gets on my nerves, and yet i hate most of the girls because they're all up themselves.

[Bexster]

I know! What's the point? Bring her on a whole tour for 1 song???

Have fun Lara!
Free holiday?? :p

My life is complete again, Torchwood is back :D

Mmm... Captain Jack...

[Studmore]

I was supposed to be cleaning/serving customers, but that seemed more amusing. And I was with a bunch of lads from different departments too so it was better.

It's funny, I get on with nearly all of the lads who work there, except one who thinks hes fantastic, so he gets on my nerves, and yet i hate most of the girls because they're all up themselves.

I bet that lad gets on with the up-themselves girls though doesn't he? those types just seem drawn to each other.

[Captain Fox]

Wake up in the south, - nice day.
Come back up north, bloody cold and damp.

Ugh. Bastards next door are playing some shit dance track on loop.

Retaliate with Foo!

[Sophie]

I bet that lad gets on with the up-themselves girls though doesn't he? those types just seem drawn to each other.

Nah, nobody likes him. He walks round like he owns the place, and i swear to god, he does not wash his hair.

[Studmore]

Nah, nobody likes him. He walks round like he owns the place, and i swear to god, he does not wash his hair.

Oh he really must be a tosser if even the stuck up girls don't like him. Wait till he goes down the shampoo isle then fire some Morrisons home brand at him.

[Sophie]

Oh he really must be a tosser if even the stuck up girls don't like him. Wait till he goes down the shampoo isle then fire some Morrisons home brand at him.

Hahah morrinovs bettabuy, featuring gristle. :D

He's a spotty greasey tramp. And he hates that my manager loves me. I just know how to sweet talk her into me not doing anything.

[Jane]

Does he look like swiper? and Becky like Dora the Explorer (but a bit taller and paler)?

Exactly like this, have you seen my book??

Free holiday?? :p

Lucky bitch!

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Mmmm, dodgy Ginsters Rib Steak....


Someone make me talk to this absolutely fit girl I know.

[Sophie]

Mmmm, dodgy Ginsters Rib Steak....


Someone make me talk to this absolutely fit girl I know.

So, marc, know any fit girls?

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Hah, one bite into the Ginsters and it's a gristley lump - straight in the bin.

Yes, I know a few extremely fit girls.

[Sophie]

Hah, one bite into the Ginsters and it's a gristley lump - straight in the bin.

Yes, I know a few extremely fit girls.

BOO FOR GRISTLE.

Tell her about this traumatic experience.

[Jane]

Please tell me someone else is watching this Jamie Oliver programme on channel 4 right now? That Dr Gunter bloke is about to dissect a 25 stone man.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Tell her about this traumatic experience.


I am yet to even say "Hello".

I imagine it would go down badly.

[Pauk!]

Please tell me someone else is watching this Jamie Oliver programme on channel 4 right now? That Dr Gunter bloke is about to dissect a 25 stone man.
I watched it. Hella awesome!
Well the hour of Jamie Oliver stating the obvious sucked (my friend loved it, but she's a girl so doesn't count :rolleyes:), it's all about the dissection. Pity they didn't spend longer on it.

[Studmore]

Ew i can't watch those things. I remember when that first live autopsy was on a afew years ago, nearly made me sick, especially when he started cutting the skull open. Gross.

And on that note i'm off to bed, night folks! :)

[Jane]

I wanted more gore!!

These things always make me shout "What did you fucking expect!?!?!" at the people on the TV. A 25 stone man is not going to be nice and healthy looking on the inside is he!?

IMO Jamie is coming across as a bit of a twat in these programs though.

Anyway, I'm off to bed too. Sleep tight!

[Pauk!]

IMO Jamie is coming across as a bit of a twat in these programs though.

Jamie is coming off a bit smug really. The school dinners thing worked so now he's trying to do everything all at once. Channel 4 should have spread all these specials out throughout the year, all this stuff about free range chickens and healthy living in the last couple of weeks is getting a bit over the top.
I do like how ch4 have got all these alternative cooking shows though, it's an interesting twist on it all.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Why does this place always go quiet as soon as I get online?

Bastards the lot of you.

[Sophie]

Why does this place always go quiet as soon as I get online?

Bastards the lot of you.

I'm still here.

Having a major downloading spree though.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Ok, Sophie is off my list of Bastards.

[Epic Failure]

my computer has spent the day breaking again, so i've appropriated the parents laptop. useless fecking technology

[Sophie]

Ok, Sophie is off my list of Bastards.

:D

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Right, i have a massive rump steak (no gristle) in the fridge, shall I grill it now and eat it with mash and pepper sauce?

[Pauk!]

I'm not a fan of pepper sauce. It ruins steak :(

[Sophie]

Right, i have a massive rump steak (no gristle) in the fridge, shall I grill it now and eat it with mash and pepper sauce?

Fucking yes!

Here is me (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/crazy_claws/Picture545-1.jpg) and a hat (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/crazy_claws/Picture546.jpg) that i some how got last night when drunk. I think I found it ontop of the itbox and decided i liked it.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

i hate any kind of sauce

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

It turns out I only have mustard sauce or gravy. Haven't decided which to use yet.

This steak is fucking massive - about 3 inches thick.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

i hate any kind of sauce

Yeah, but you're shit.

[Sophie]

It turns out I only have mustard sauce or gravy. Haven't decided which to use yet.

This steak is fucking massive - about 3 inches thick.

I dont like mustard, but i think you should go with that, since gravy will ruin steak.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I actually have drawer absolutely full of different sauces. I need to check if there's a nice steak one in there.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I also have a savoury sauce and a Garlic & Mushroom sauce.

[Sophie]

I actually have drawer absolutely full of different sauces. I need to check if there's a nice steak one in there.

This is making me horribly hungry.

WHAT SHALL I EAT?

[Sophie]

I also have a savoury sauce and a Garlic & Mushroom sauce.

what is this savory?

CHEESE SAUCE. god i love that.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

i went to make some tea, and i noticed a sachet on the side

"Shepherds Pie Sauce"

intruiging

[Sophie]

i went to make some tea, and i noticed a sachet on the side

"Shepherds Pie Sauce"

intruiging


fuck you all, im making myself something now.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I went for mustard sauce in the end, it tastes nothing like mustard which is good.

Had cheese sauce, but not enough milk to make it.

[Sophie]

I just went into my kitchen, to find that my dog has somehow knocked the metal bin (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/crazy_claws/Picture547.jpg) over. I have no idea how, since my dog is pretty small, but im fucking impressed.

Also, chips! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/crazy_claws/Picture548.jpg)

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

The mash was shit. I am unimpressed.

Wish I had the time to buy fresh produce and cook properly again.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I'm a fan of curly chips. They just taste nicer.

[Sophie]

I'm a fan of curly chips. They just taste nicer.

They really do, but this is all the sophie houshold contains. Seriously, this was like.. the only thing i could cook. except brocoli. I can cook that.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I seem to have a pack of McCainn's Southern Fried Curly Fries. I should have cooked them, not this shite mash.

[Sophie]

lame.
What mash was it?

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

lame.
What mash was it?

Sainsbury's cheap in a box mash.

I have some frozen mash in the freezer which is far nicer.

[Sophie]

Sainsbury's cheap in a box mash.

I have some frozen mash in the freezer which is far nicer.

was it lumpy? or just generally dirty?

MAKE REAL MASH

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Was neither lumpy, nor dirty. It was.... bland.

I have no potatoes, by the time I'm home from work all the presh produce is missing from the shops and I have to grab whatever I can.

[Sophie]

Was neither lumpy, nor dirty. It was.... bland.

I have no potatoes, by the time I'm home from work all the presh produce is missing from the shops and I have to grab whatever I can.

If you order from tesco for delivery, do they deliver like... 24 hours a day? or is it between 9 and 5? cause thats a scheme!

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

If you order from tesco for delivery, do they deliver like... 24 hours a day? or is it between 9 and 5? cause thats a scheme!

Don't think it's 24 hours a day, no.

[Sophie]

Lame.

I used to love that Smash stuff. Then I ate it once on its own, and discovered it wasnt that good.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Aunt Bessie's Homestyle Mash Potatoes.

^ I strongly advise these. They're small frozen blobs of mash that you heat up in a saucepan. It's frankly gorgeous for what it is.

[Sophie]

Aunt bessie owns.

Yorkshire puddings. <3

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

My freezer is usually full of her stuff <3

[Sophie]

Good old bessie.

Our freezer has a suspicious amount of frozen veg in it.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

Bessies roasties are good as well

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Doesn't she* do veg as well now?

*ok, they. Just sounds better if you pretend it's all made by one woman.

[Katie Everlong]

I'm cooking Pasta Tuna Bake. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I dislike Tuna in that setting.

I'm a roast tuna steak lad.

[Katie Everlong]

What should about my ankle? :(

My ankle really frigging hurts, it comes back mostly at night. And it's starting to ache rather than just hurt when i walk. But do i go the doctors? or what...

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Yes, go to the doctors.

[Katie Everlong]

Hurts like a bitch.

I also just swore at the TV because the US version of the office came on and although i love steve carrell. The rest of it can fuck off.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I dislike* the Office. A lot. Both versions. Gervais is just not funny, in any capacity.

*despite trying to type "dislike", the first time my hands typed "hate". I changed it back - couldn't let them have their way, show them who's boss.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Ah fuck it, time to drink the last of the brandy.

[Captain Stu]

The Office is universally shit and Gervais is the unfunniest person on the planet.

I really shouldn't drink so much...

You shouldn't. :(

I'm a fan of curly chips. They just taste nicer.

It's true.

[Captain Stu]

I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! One of them ones you know is so big because it makes your stomach hurt.

*waits*

[Yoz]

The Office is universally shit and Gervais is the unfunniest person on the planet.
.
I also never saw the attraction with the show.

[Jane]

I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! One of them ones you know is so big because it makes your stomach hurt.

*waits*

I love how suddenly we're getting the intricate details of Stu's bowel activity every morning :rolleyes:

I blame Sophie for encouraging this.

[Captain Stu]

I love how suddenly we're getting the intricate details of Stu's bowel activity every morning :rolleyes:

I blame Sophie for encouraging this.

It's all for you, Janeypops.

10:04am and still no poop.

[Jane]

It's all for you, Janeypops.

10:04am and still no poop.

Ew! Stop!

[Captain Stu]

;-)

[Captain Stu]

Ah that was a bad poop.

:(

But, on the plus side, I've completed my uber-work that's been racking my face off all week and booked travel insurance to Sweeeeeeeeeden for Kat and I = £7.20 for the pair of us, haha! WAHEY!!

[Jane]

Ah that was a bad poop.

:(

But, on the plus side, I've completed my uber-work that's been racking my face off all week and booked travel insurance to Sweeeeeeeeeden for Kat and I = £7.20 for the pair of us, haha! WAHEY!!

Serves you right!

But yey for Schweeeeeden!

[Captain Stu]

Had a bit of a scare this morning, my passport is up for renewal in April and most places demand that your passport has 6 months (at least) on it before they will allow you into the country but we saw something on the Ryanair site (where we got our flights from) that said when travelling in the EEA, this isn't the case.

The woman in my office is going to Spain and she was told they DO demand 6 months so she put the fear of Jebus into me thinking that I would have to pay £114 and go stand at the passport office (it's £72 normally) to get it renewed on the spot.

So, I rang the passport office. They said the policies are different in each country.

So I had to ring the British-Swedish Embassy (in London) and they said it's fine, you can enter the country right up to the date of expiry on your passport. Sorted! :D I just need to renew it as soon as I get back home.

[Pauk!]

Had a bit of a scare this morning, my passport is up for renewal in April and most places demand that your passport has 6 months (at least) on it before they will allow you into the country but we saw something on the Ryanair site (where we got our flights from) that said when travelling in the EEA, this isn't the case.

The woman in my office is going to Spain and she was told they DO demand 6 months so she put the fear of Jebus into me thinking that I would have to pay £114 and go stand at the passport office (it's £72 normally) to get it renewed on the spot.

So, I rang the passport office. They said the policies are different in each country.

So I had to ring the British-Swedish Embassy (in London) and they said it's fine, you can enter the country right up to the date of expiry on your passport. Sorted! :D I just need to renew it as soon as I get back home.
Aye, when travelling to some places you can apparently use your passport up to 6 months after its expired, but that may just be for Ireland.
Mine runs out in june so gonnahave to order a new one for 70 odd quid. BOO!!!!

[Bexster]

I had to renew mine for when I went to Italy I think - at least I realised with time, but once I'd handed my application in, I had my passport back within 4 days, which was quite impressive.

[Captain Stu]

£72 (2 week return) or £79 if you use their speedier service (around 5 days, allegedly).

This is what Ryanair had to say: http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/faqs.php?sect=pid&quest=photoid&view=email

You go to/from/around UK/Ireland with only a valid driving licence.

[Commodore Dan]

I had to pay something like £79 to get mine done in a week when i was going to America a couple of years ago. Still, it's well inside it's lifespan for my holiday to Finland next month. :)

[Jane]

Shit I might need a new passport for my day trip to France! Hadn't thought of that. Mine expires September. I remember getting it and thinking "wow 10 years seems sooo far away" :rolleyes:

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

thinking about it my passport hasnt been renewed since 2005

[Studmore]

afternoon folks. Just reading back over the last couple of pages, lots of talk about food making me hungry, then Stu talking about his poop made me not so hungry. Thanks Stu, thanks alot. :(

[Bexster]

afternoon folks. Just reading back over the last couple of pages, lots of talk about food making me hungry, then Stu talking about his poop made me not so hungry. Thanks Stu, thanks alot. :(
At least you're back where you started :p

[Scottyboyrocks]

Stu's poo talk made me even hungrier, you can never find 2 girls with 1 cup when you want them...

[Studmore]

Stu's poo talk made me even hungrier, you can never find 2 girls with 1 cup when you want them...

Damn, thats rank Scotty! I had regained my hnger and put a pizza in the oven, i'm gonna have to get that thought out of my head before i eat it now.

[Bexster]

I've just picked up an old book, and now my hands are orange!! Stoopid centuries old dust :mad:

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

Stuey poo, i challenged you to scrabulous before they take it down

[Captain Stu]

Shit I might need a new passport for my day trip to France! Hadn't thought of that. Mine expires September. I remember getting it and thinking "wow 10 years seems sooo far away"

Check, France might be ok. :) But yeah, if you've got the time then it's easier to get it renewed - they'll credit up to 9 months onto your new one if you get it well early.

thinking about it my passport hasnt been renewed since 2005

rofl, you have to renew every ten years, n00b.

afternoon folks. Just reading back over the last couple of pages, lots of talk about food making me hungry, then Stu talking about his poop made me not so hungry. Thanks Stu, thanks alot. :(

:)

Stu's poo talk made me even hungrier, you can never find 2 girls with 1 cup when you want them...

I might have some in a tuppaware... ;)

Stuey poo, i challenged you to scrabulous before they take it down

Word, I'll get onto it when I get home... and then cane you.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

my bad, i meant it expired in 2005

[Hell O' Kitty]

Afternoon all.

I have zero energy today and I have a million and one things that I have to do before five. The two most important ones are to get this bloody contract signed and to get to my solicitors. I'm suing for braking my ankle and the other sides insurance company are spouting some crap so I now have to go to talk to him. Why I couldn't do that over the phone is beyond me.

Also I still have to come up with a name for this gig so that the Barfly can put all the details up on there Website, so if any one has got any suggestions (bear in mind it is a charity event, you mucky minded sods) it would be most appreciated.

I'm going for a shower.

[Captain Stu]

Ah right, it's a good job you're not welcome in any other country or you'd be well screwed. ;)

Afternoon all.

I have zero energy today and I have a million and one things that I have to do before five. The two most important ones are to get this bloody contract signed and to get to my solicitors. I'm suing for braking my ankle and the other sides insurance company are spouting some crap so I now have to go to talk to him. Why I couldn't do that over the phone is beyond me.

Also I still have to come up with a name for this gig so that the Barfly can put all the details up on there Website, so if any one has got any suggestions (bear in mind it is a charity event, you mucky minded sods) it would be most appreciated.

I'm going for a shower.

KEZZA! Have The Most Terrifying Thing (formerly Audioslave ;)) confirmed?

I've been trying to think of names... but I can't think of anything that's not shit like. :(

[Hell O' Kitty]

Ah right, it's a good job you're not welcome in any other country or you'd be well screwed. ;)



KEZZA! Have The Most Terrifying Thing (formerly Audioslave ;)) confirmed?

I've been trying to think of names... but I can't think of anything that's not shit like. :(

No they haven't. I sent them a message on MySpace but they haven't been logged in since the 14th. I'm hoping that they may go on line tonight and they don't just check in when ever. I'll give it until next Monday and I'll go on a hunt for some one that knows them to get a phone number or summit. I need to have the bands all in place by this time next week so that I can give my brief to my designer to get the art work done up for the posters/fliers.

[Bexster]

Oh that was soo much fun.

I had to pop down to see one of the Managers, and he said "You alright?" as a friendly greeting kinda thing, and I said "Actually, I've got this water infection that won't go away. I've had it a week now so basically I've needed the toilet since last Thursday." He didn't know what to say, so he kinda gave me a blank look and said "Oh, ok".

It made me giggle.
:D

Fantabulous.

[Captain Stu]

:D

Fantabulous.

Oh, so when Leanne talks toilet transactions it's "fantabulous" but when Stu does it, I'm disgusting?

:mad:

[Studmore]

Oh, so when Leanne talks toilet transactions it's "fantabulous" but when Stu does it, I'm disgusting?

:mad:

In a word, yes. You were talking about big smelly poos. Leanne was talking about Cystitis (i think), a perfrectly common medical condition that commonly makes boys blush.

[Captain Stu]

In a word, yes. You were talking about big smelly poos. Leanne was talking about Cystitis (i think), a perfrectly common medical condition that commonly makes boys blush.

So poos aren't common and natural?

YOU'RE ALL WEIRD AND DOUBLE STANDARDY! I'm gonna talk about poo well more now.

[Katie Everlong]

I didn't go to Britains got Talent, couldnt be arsed and the weathers horrendous. If i was going through my main Simon Cowell phase like i was about a year back, then all would be well. But i'm not, so..

[Captain Stu]

Hi Katie. :)

[Studmore]

Yeah and it was amusing, Stu just put me off food. Nasty Stu. No more poo.

[Captain Stu]

I think mine is 'fabulous' because I embarrased a boss in the most random way.

So nerrrrrrr.

Next time someone asks me how I'm doing, I should inform them of something gross and random... like a seeping puss leakage from my scrote?

You guys are just weird.

[Katie Everlong]

Howdy.

What should i go see in the cinema?

[Captain Stu]

Howdy.

What should i go see in the cinema?

The Simpsons, at the Stoke Odeon.

[Studmore]

The Simpsons, at the Stoke Odeon.

Am i the only one that thought that was generally shite? :o

[Bexster]

Oh, so when Leanne talks toilet transactions it's "fantabulous" but when Stu does it, I'm disgusting?

:mad:
Yes/

I think mine is 'fabulous' because I embarrased a boss in the most random way.

So nerrrrrrr.
Exactly. Embarrassing the boss is always funny.

Am i the only one that thought that was generally shite? :o
I haven't seen it yet. I've got it on dvd, but haven't actually been bothered to put it on.

[Studmore]

Yes/


Exactly. Embarrassing the boss is always funny.


I haven't seen it yet. I've got it on dvd, but haven't actually been bothered to put it on.

If you've seen the trailers you've seen most of the best bits. Plus the general storyline is lame.

[Bexster]

If you've seen the trailers you've seen most of the best bits. Plus the general storyline is lame.
I know the words to Spiderpig, I don't feel I need to know anymore.

[Jane]

Quit yer whining Stu.

Am i the only one that thought that was generally shite? :o

No. I thought it sucked too.

*Waits for a smart comment from Stu about generally how wrong and shit I am*

[Studmore]

Yeah Spiderpig is obviously the best part of the film, but it wasn't funny when you saw it in the cinema because you'd already seen the trailer.

[Captain Stu]

It's an ace movie, too many people expected way too much from it and then ended up disappointed. I expected it to be shit and was therefore surprised. HA!

*Waits for a smart comment from Stu about generally how wrong and shit I am*

Jane is always wrong and a bit poo. :D

[Jane]

It's an ace movie, too many people expected way too much from it and then ended up disappointed. I expected it to be shit and was therefore surprised. HA!

Jane is always wrong and a bit poo. :D

I expected it to be shit and wasn't disappointed. Mind you, I'm one of the few people in the world who doesn't really like The Simpsons anyway!!!!!!

[Studmore]

I expected it to be shit and wasn't disappointed. Mind you, I'm one of the few people in the world who doesn't really like The Simpsons anyway!!!!!!

I was just about to add that i'm not too bothered with The Simpsons anyway, but for a blockbuster film i was hoping for something better than the usual storylines. The whole plot of the film was stupid.

[RockKat]

Evening :)

Don't seem to have much time to catch up just lately so hope everyone is ok.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Evening Julies.



It would appear that I need to get my car to Renault ASAP. I was driving down a extremely busy road and I put the breaks on and the car kind of went in to a slide. I lost all control of the car as the steering didn't seem to be working and it almost mounted the verge but then decided to bounce of the kirb in to the next lane coming to a stop there. It could have lead to a pretty severe accident but I'm lucky that there were hardly any cars about, which is really unusual for this particular road at that time of day.

[Captain Stu]

Bloody hell, Kerry!

I expected it to be shit and wasn't disappointed. Mind you, I'm one of the few people in the world who doesn't really like The Simpsons anyway!!!!!!

I was just about to add that i'm not too bothered with The Simpsons anyway, but for a blockbuster film i was hoping for something better than the usual storylines. The whole plot of the film was stupid.

Pfffft, well then your opinions are both null and void. Surely anyone not a fan of The Simpsons wouldn't enjoy the film in the same way that a non-fan of Harry Potter wouldn't?

You know what reeeeeeeeeeally fucks me off? When people borrow your stuff and put it back in the wrong place! :mad: I am totally OCD about my CD's and DVD's and I just went to get a QOTSA CD and someone (probably John) has had them all out and put them back in nonalbum order!! I'm sure this isn't a big deal to most people but I fucking HATE it. Every single album I own is ordered by artist and then release date!

[Studmore]

Pfffft, well then your opinions are both null and void. Surely anyone not a fan of The Simpsons wouldn't enjoy the film in the same way that a non-fan of Harry Potter wouldn't?

I didn't say i was a non-fan, i've watched hundreds of episodes, i just don't really love it or anything, if its on i'll watch it. I just expected them to take the film to another level over the regular 20min episodes, but it didn't seem to. Like i said before, the main plot/story was just lame.

[Sophie]

yarrr.
I'm going out soon, but my phone is dead, and i dont know what the hell is going on. I HATE ORANGE.

[Suzanne2228]

hello everyone.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Evenin'

[FooManiac4ever]

I'm beyond annoyed.

Hello everyone. How are things?
Have I missed much?
I was insanely hungover today and didn't get out of bed until like after 2.
I've since been bowling in an attempt to calm myself down.

Other than that, I don't really want to talk about it...but I needed to write down somewhere how annoyed I was... and this seems like the obvious place.

Never a dull fucking moment.

[Pauk!]

I'm beyond annoyed.

Hello everyone. How are things?
Have I missed much?
I was insanely hungover today and didn't get out of bed until like after 2.
I've since been bowling in an attempt to calm myself down.

Other than that, I don't really want to talk about it...but I needed to write down somewhere how annoyed I was... and this seems like the obvious place.

Never a dull fucking moment.
Smile :)

[Katie Everlong]

My computer, is utterly utterly bollocked.

All of a sudden, a million friggin viruses and ads popped up. Wont let me do various things, argh.

[Katie Everlong]

I've forgotten how to get to the control panel...woops.

[Charlotte]

Have you backed-up all your stuff? The same thing happend to me and I had to clean out my hard disk, luckily I was able to save my photos. So if you have trouble, try to save as much of it as you can...:)

[Hell O' Kitty]

I've been trying (and failing) to come up with a suitable begging letter to send round local business for sponsorship for this gig. I need to come up with a list of who to send it to as well, so far I have Quiggins and Cuddly Bears estate agents, the latter is just because I love its name.:o

[FooManiac4ever]

Ugh. I didn't think I was in uni until next week, but apparently I'm in at 11 tomorrow.
fucks sake. I can't be arsed. :(

[Pauk!]

I've been trying (and failing) to come up with a suitable begging letter to send round local business for sponsorship for this gig. I need to come up with a list of who to send it to as well, so far I have Quiggins and Cuddly Bears estate agents, the latter is just because I love its name.:o
A rock gig sponsered by Cuddly Bears?!

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I'm actually going to go to bed I think..

That's a bit weird.

[Hell O' Kitty]

A rock gig sponsered by Cuddly Bears?!

I like diversity. ;)

Quiet frankly I would take money off any one to get this thing to actually make money for the charity, rather than me having to take out costs from ticket sales. Although I see your point.

[Epic Failure]

this pissing laptop is starting to get on my nerves. It seems to work for two days, then break for them. :mad:

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

There's nothing wrong with a rock gig sponsored by Cuddly Bears.

If anyone really sees that as a problem then they're fucking idiots.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

what do the arrows on scrabulus mean?

[Suzanne2228]

i hate living near heathrow. Boy am i glad that plane came down where it did. It flies directly over my brothers school and my mum was working at the airport when it landed. It's scary to think things could have been much worse.

[Hell O' Kitty]

There's nothing wrong with a rock gig sponsored by Cuddly Bears.

If anyone really sees that as a problem then they're fucking idiots.

I don't think that anyone was saying that there was a problem with it, more that it was a bit odd, kinda like they contradict each other.:)

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

But there's no contradiction there at all?

Well, there is to some people I suppose, but they're people I most likely wouldn't have any time for. Bet they're repressed homosexuals who are afraid that going to a rock gig involving cuddly bears might make them look a bit poofy.

[Suzanne2228]

i've watched bbc 4 for the first time ever tonight. They're showing the song remains the same.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I've used "repressed homosexuals" several times in conversation tonight.

[Studmore]

i hate living near heathrow. Boy am i glad that plane came down where it did. It flies directly over my brothers school and my mum was working at the airport when it landed. It's scary to think things could have been much worse.

That is scary. I'd hate to live on a flight path or in the area of an airport. You just never know what could happen. Thankfully this one turned out ok. :)

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I'm under a weekend flight path these days.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

Fuss about nothing

[Katie Everlong]

I cant go into my Properties on my desktop, or go into my security centre because of "restrictions" or something?! ARGH. STUPID VIRUSES!

[Suzanne2228]

That is scary. I'd hate to live on a flight path or in the area of an airport. You just never know what could happen. Thankfully this one turned out ok. :)
I just know they're all going to use this as an example to push the third runway plan of theirs though. My home town will be practically wiped out. I'm not sure whether it's a good or bad thing though...i have a love hate relationship with this part of the world. Thats mainly down to the chavs though.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Probably a conspiracy then.

Plane crashes usually result in more than a few bruises.

[Suzanne2228]

I've used "repressed homosexuals" several times in conversation tonight.

I was going to make a joke about you being queer but i can't be bothered.

[Hell O' Kitty]

i hate living near heathrow. Boy am i glad that plane came down where it did. It flies directly over my brothers school and my mum was working at the airport when it landed. It's scary to think things could have been much worse.

Bloody hell, I didn't even know about this until I just looked at the BBC website.:eek:

My mate's mum lives right underneath the Heathrow flight path (then again who in London doesn't) and I have always though how silly it is to have the worlds busiest airport situated in one the the most highly populated city's in the world. Imagine if one of those mofos came down over London.

[Studmore]

I cant go into my Properties on my desktop, or go into my security centre because of "restrictions" or something?! ARGH. STUPID VIRUSES!

Shutdown your computer. Restart and when the windows page comes up hit F8 and choose safe mode. Then logon as administrator, and use system restore (Accesories>System Tools>System Restore). Set it back to a date when you know it was working fine. It doesn't affect file saves or anything and is reversable.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

We sent ookie on a locker hunt today. He left his locker key on his desk so we locked it in another locker, locked that key in another locker, locked that key in another locker etc.

Sigh. Good times.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

It doesn't affect file saves or anything and is reversable.

WRONG. If you don't know what you're doing it's possible to fuck up your computer completely.

[Studmore]

WRONG. If you don't know what you're doing it's possible to fuck up your computer completely.

Really? I've never had a problem with it.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Really? I've never had a problem with it.

No, me neither, but it's certainly possible. I know a few people who have only been able to completely rewrite their harddrives and start again after using it.

[Suzanne2228]

We sent ookie on a locker hunt today. He left his locker key on his desk so we locked it in another locker, locked that key in another locker, locked that key in another locker etc.

Sigh. Good times.
Poor ookie. You're always bullying him.

[Studmore]

No, me neither, but it's certainly possible. I know a few people who have only been able to completely rewrite their harddrives and start again after using it.

I didn't think that was possible with System Restore. Now playing around with the registry normally spells disaster, but i didn't think you could go too wrong with SR.

Anyway i only originally came downstairs for a drink, i'm off back to bed.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Poor ookie. You're always bullying him.

Ookietainment.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

It would have been great if it wasnt for the fact one of the keys didnt have a tag on it so i had to guess which locker it belonged to

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Well that going to bed thing failed miserably.

[Captain Stu]

I cant go into my Properties on my desktop, or go into my security centre because of "restrictions" or something?! ARGH. STUPID VIRUSES!

Stop downloading so much violent porn, you sicko.

We sent ookie on a locker hunt today. He left his locker key on his desk so we locked it in another locker, locked that key in another locker, locked that key in another locker etc.

Sigh. Good times.

Pahahaha, why is ookie the office bitch?

Ookietainment.

*sings to the tune of 'That's Entertainment' by The Jam*

"That's... ookietainmeee-heeeeeeeeeeent!!"

[Captain Stu]

Royal Mail can fuck off, the useless cunts. Got a "we half-arsedly tried to deliver something today" so this morning, I left early to go to the sorting office (just about a mile away from mine but, somehow, there are 15 speedbumps in the way...). Get there, ring the bell and nobody answers. I was stood there waiting for 10 minutes, completely unattented to, until it hit 8 o'clock and I had to fucking leave otherwise I'd be late for work. I made it in 1 minute late because I had to drive way too fast (even for me). Fuckers.

09:43am

Still no sign of the first poop of the day.

[Jane]

STOP ALL THE WIM-WAM/POO TALK!! I'm trying to eat my breakfast.

[Captain Stu]

Maybe you're pooped out?

Royal Mail = waste of time.

Nah, I'm just brewing a batch of brownies now, it's just taking longer than usual. :cool:

I fucking hate RM and, keep in mind, this is the one of the sorting offices who took part in the extra unofficial walkouts at the last strike - you know, where they took 8 days off instead of the agreed 2? Lazy fuckers.

STOP ALL THE WIM-WAM/POO TALK!! I'm trying to eat my breakfast.

Wim-wam? :D Is that a front-bum word?

[Jane]

Wim-wam? :D Is that a front-bum word?

Yes.

[Captain Stu]

Yes.

Hahahahaha. :D Ace.

[Katie Everlong]

Am i gonna have to go and buy some anti virus stuff? Will that get rid of all this shit?! ARGH STUPID COMPUTERS. I even resorted to looking up Ibooks, but like 700 quid for the cheapest? FUCK THAT

[Captain Stu]

Am i gonna have to go and buy some anti virus stuff? Will that get rid of all this shit?! ARGH STUPID COMPUTERS. I even resorted to looking up Ibooks, but like 700 quid for the cheapest? FUCK THAT

Don't you join that gay white team!

[Katie Everlong]

But they look awfully pretty.

And STU! Do i need to go buy anti virus software? Will it get rid of it all?

[Captain Stu]

Yes. Everyone needs anti-virus software and a firewall, using the internet without those two is like driving without your seatbelt and insurance.

[FooManiac4ever]

morning everyone.
...for once it is actually morning when I post. :)

[Katie Everlong]

Thing is, i had a firewall, and i turned it off for a brief moment and then...erm...forgot to put it back on :( And now the viruses wont let me put it back on.

What anti virus shall i purchase?

[Katie Everlong]

morning everyone.
...for once it is actually morning when I post. :)

You hitting Pub Golf tommorow Becky? It'll be a right LARF :D

[Captain Stu]

morning everyone.
...for once it is actually morning when I post. :)

Wiggles in the AM? :eek: There's a first!

Thing is, i had a firewall, and i turned it off for a brief moment and then...erm...forgot to put it back on :( And now the viruses wont let me put it back on.

What anti virus shall i purchase?

Iunno, I like McAfee... some prefer Norton... Panda can be kinda good... Kaspersky gets good reviews. It's a proper minefield. McAfee's not done much wrong by me.

Oh, and be warned, if your PC/laptop/whatever is so full of viruses that you can't turn your firewall back on, you may not be able to install antivirus. Be very prepared to have to back everything up and have it totally wiped and start from scratch.

[Katie Everlong]

I have everything already backed up, remember i bought that hard drive a while ago. I DON'T WANT TO START FROM SCRATCH :'(

I don't have the windows disc or anything!

[Captain Stu]

Is it a dodgy version of Windows?

[Katie Everlong]

I can't remember...i think it maybe. But no, it's not! It came on the laptop.

[Captain Stu]

Ah, do you have a "recovery disc"?

[Katie Everlong]

I didnt get a disc with it, it just came on the laptop.

POOP IN THE PANTS.

I dont wanna waste like 50 quid of an antivirus and then have it not work...

[Captain Stu]

Most laptops arrive without a Windows disk itself but have a CD to completely wipe it, reinstall Windows and some basic software. Not having that is a bit of a ball-ache bcause, if you wanted to re-do it, you'd have to track down a genuine Windows CD the same as yours.

At least you have a genuine Windows sticker though, right? With your product code on?

[Katie Everlong]

Yep! I do!

[Jane]

Yes. Everyone needs anti-virus software and a firewall, using the internet without those two is like driving without your seatbelt and insurance.

Unless you have a mac :cool:

[Captain Stu]

Yep! I do!

That's a plus at least, what's it for? XP Home or Pro?

Unless you have a mac :cool:

Yeah but then you have no fucking money left because you just paid twice as much as you should have. :D

[Katie Everlong]

XP home edition.

I also just restored my computer to a week ago, and although there's LESS viruses, they're still there. And i still can't get into my security centre!

[Bexster]

Can you still get on the internet? You can download one of the free virus checks to tide you over I'd have thought. Not sure whether this would be recommended, but you could try it til you can buy one.

[Jane]

Yeah but then you have no fucking money left because you just paid twice as much as you should have. :D

I need Lara to back me up here! You suck.

[Captain Stu]

XP home edition.

I also just restored my computer to a week ago, and although there's LESS viruses, they're still there. And i still can't get into my security centre!

If you decide you DO want to do a full restore, I can send you a copy of XP Home - it'll work with any legit code (like you have) but you'll have to start right from square one and, like, you'll have LOADS of Microsoft Updates to install. It might be worth it though...

I need Lara to back me up here! You suck.

Typical Apple attitude, have to move in packs to back each other up. :rolleyes: :D

[Jane]

Typical Apple attitude, have to move in packs to back each other up. :rolleyes: :D

I hate you.

[Captain Stu]

I hate you.

You looooooooove me, I'm brilliant. :D *hugglezzz*

[Katie Everlong]

Ok, i download ad aware and deleted some stuff, that's helped me get back onto my security centre. How do i turn on the anti virus? It's there, and it says it's turned off but i can't see how to turn it on.

[Captain Stu]

Ok, i download ad aware and deleted some stuff, that's helped me get back onto my security centre. How do i turn on the anti virus? It's there, and it says it's turned off but i can't see how to turn it on.

Here's a few other programs to download too:

CCleaner (http://www.ccleaner.com/): Removes temporary files, internet clutter (where a lot of viruses and stuff hide) but this will delete your cookies too so you'd need to re-login to any websites where you've logged in and "saved" the information and your internet history will disappear. Not really a big problem, I run this at home every few days to prevent a buildup of clutter.

Spyboy Search & Destroy (http://www.download.com/Spybot-Search-Destroy/3000-8022_4-10122137.html): Another adware/malware removal tool, works well with Adaware because sometimes one will pick up something that the other one misses.

Hang on, what anti-virus have you got? I thought you said you didn't have any?

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

Royal Mail can fuck off, the useless cunts. Got a "we half-arsedly tried to deliver something today" so this morning, I left early to go to the sorting office (just about a mile away from mine but, somehow, there are 15 speedbumps in the way...). Get there, ring the bell and nobody answers. I was stood there waiting for 10 minutes, completely unattented to, until it hit 8 o'clock and I had to fucking leave otherwise I'd be late for work. I made it in 1 minute late because I had to drive way too fast (even for me). Fuckers.


at least you're not still waiting for that second sms delivery from tuesday :(:(

[Captain Stu]

at least you're not still waiting for that second sms delivery from tuesday :(:(

True.

Lunchtime and I STILL haven't had a shit yet. I'm getting pissed off now.

[Bexster]

If you click on the right button on the bar by your virus check, it should give you the option to turn it back on.

I use AVG Free anti virus from t'internet, you find it here (http://free.grisoft.com/). It's always been good for me.

[Captain Stu]

Aahhhhh, pooped at last. :cool: