Radio 1 Annoucement?

[Studmore]

The absolute worst thing about facebook is that you can pay REAL MONEY to give someone a picture of a gift. WTF? "Jimmy bought you a beer" brilliant, can i drink it? No? So what the fuck is the point.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

night cunts

[Sophie]

The absolute worst thing about facebook is that you can pay REAL MONEY to give someone a picture of a gift. WTF? "Jimmy bought you a beer" brilliant, can i drink it? No? So what the fuck is the point.
I know! What a fucking waste. I wish I'd thought of that though. What a fantastic money making scheme.
night cunts

Night homo.

[Studmore]

I jsut wish i invented myspazz or facebook altogether. Those two guys must be fucking rich by now.

We need to come up with a new revolutionary website.

[Sophie]

I jsut wish i invented myspazz or facebook altogether. Those two guys must be fucking rich by now.

We need to come up with a new revolutionary website.

What aboutttttttt... MyBook! Or FaceSpace!?

Yeah I'm well good.

Also, looks like its just us now.

[Studmore]

What aboutttttttt... MyBook! Or FaceSpace!?

Yeah I'm well good.

Also, looks like its just us now.

Errr, might have to rethink those, how about something with 'i' in front of it, people love things branded like that. iSocialNetworkingsitebySimonandSophie. It could work.

And yup, it seems all the other fags have gone to bed.

[Sophie]

Errr, might have to rethink those, how about something with 'i' in front of it, people love things branded like that. iSocialNetworkingsitebySimonandSophie. It could work.

And yup, it seems all the other fags have gone to bed.

iSocial! People will buy anything with an i. I did. :o

What homosexuals.

I might soon though. It IS 5am.

[Studmore]

iSocial! People will buy anything with an i. I did. :o

What homosexuals.

I might soon though. It IS 5am.

That could work, it is true that anyone will buy anything i. I haven't though, i hate apple and ipods in particular. I have a Zen.

And yeah it is late, or early depending how you look at it, but i only woke up at 10 last night so i'm gonna be up for a while yet. My sleep pattern is still fucked.

[Sophie]

That could work, it is true that anyone will buy anything i. I haven't though, i hate apple and ipods in particular. I have a Zen.

And yeah it is late, or early depending how you look at it, but i only woke up at 10 last night so i'm gonna be up for a while yet. My sleep pattern is still fucked.

My mp3 died and I got an ipod for christmas, and i love the thing. <3 I never thought I'd say that.

I woke up at... 4pm yesterday, so im about good to go to bed.

After about 12 hours of being awake, I'm knackered again. Hahah.

[Studmore]

My mp3 died and I got an ipod for christmas, and i love the thing. <3 I never thought I'd say that.

I woke up at... 4pm yesterday, so im about good to go to bed.

After about 12 hours of being awake, I'm knackered again. Hahah.

I dunno i just don't like em. I must be the only one who hates the clickwheel thing and the whole i-tunes thing does my head in.

I was ok until i tried to go to sleep last night and couldn't, and ended up staying up until about 10am. So 11 hours sleep, then here i am.

[Sophie]

I dunno i just don't like em. I must be the only one who hates the clickwheel thing and the whole i-tunes thing does my head in.

I was ok until i tried to go to sleep last night and couldn't, and ended up staying up until about 10am. So 11 hours sleep, then here i am.

No no, I fucking HATE itunes, and i still cant use it properly. The clickwheel is alright, im used to it now.

I'm gonna have to leave you, for beddybyes.

Have fun with the tumbleweeds!

Night!

[Studmore]

Ahh ok then, night night! :)

Hey tumbleweed, how you doin? :cool:

[Lara]

I'm just listening to that Breakfast with the Foos thing on KROQ from this morning, it's ace. He rags on Stu.:D

[Studmore]

I'm just listening to that Breakfast with the Foos thing on KROQ from this morning, it's ace. He rags on Stu.:D

Haha i'm just at that bit aswell :D In your face Stu!

[Lara]

Haha i'm just at that bit aswell :D In your face Stu!
Just proves he does come here and read it himself, it's not just someone telling him what's on here. Big geek.:D

[Lara]

In utterly devastating news, my iBook appears to be dead, Apple man said it would cost more to repair it than buying a new one. I am shattered. My life was on that thing.:(

Luckily I recently backed up all my bootlegs and DVDs and photos; I lost a lot of little snippets of videos I've found around the place though. And all my addresses and phone numbers. And some of my writings. Gutted.:(

[Studmore]

Just proves he does come here and read it himself, it's not just someone telling him what's on here. Big geek.:D

Yeah thats true. I could just imagine him reading that angry thread Stu made after the Manc show moaning about the set, thinking "Fuck, what do you have to do to please these fans?" :p

If you're reading Dave, all you have to do is play the first three records start to finish in my back yard. Not asking for much i don't think.

[Suzanne2228]

NO LEARN TO FLY! :)

I've been up all night writing three essays. My eyes are burning and I'm ready to drop dead. Now I've got to go into Uni and hand it in. Eurgh. :(

[Captain Stu]

I'm just listening to that Breakfast with the Foos thing on KROQ from this morning, it's ace. He rags on Stu.:D

Arf? What?

Anyway, it fucking worked and all you cunts know it.

[Studmore]

Arf? What?

Anyway, it fucking worked and all you cunts know it.

He was bitching about all the people on the message boards that kept posting that the setlist was wrong, or they were playing a song wrong. I think it was part jest but yeah, they took notice.

And yeah, we know it. Without you we probably wouldn't have got the awesomeness of Wattershed :cool:

[Captain Stu]

Haha for a second I was expecting one of you to wind me up with "well, there was this ONE guy in particular who just won't shut the FUUUUCK up" :D

You all, really... when you think about it... owe me money which would come in handy for the trip Kat and I are taking to STOCKHOLM the first weekend in February! :) :) :)

[Katie Everlong]

Mays had a girlfriend for 7 years, some dance critic woman..

[Captain Stu]

Sorry I didn't reply to your text earlier, Katie! I went to bed straight after the first one and only saw the other after I dropped Kat off at the train station this morning. :)

[Hell O' Kitty]

Just proves he does come here and read it himself, it's not just someone telling him what's on here. Big geek.


Oh no, does that mean hes actually read at least part of this thread.:eek:

In utterly devastating news, my iBook appears to be dead, Apple man said it would cost more to repair it than buying a new one. I am shattered. My life was on that thing.:(

Luckily I recently backed up all my bootlegs and DVDs and photos; I lost a lot of little snippets of videos I've found around the place though. And all my addresses and phone numbers. And some of my writings. Gutted.:(

This is not good news.:(

[Jane]

In utterly devastating news, my iBook appears to be dead, Apple man said it would cost more to repair it than buying a new one. I am shattered. My life was on that thing.:(

Luckily I recently backed up all my bootlegs and DVDs and photos; I lost a lot of little snippets of videos I've found around the place though. And all my addresses and phone numbers. And some of my writings. Gutted.:(

BAD BAD BAD. This is not good news. I would be devastated - you poor thing!

[Lara]

I'm totally gutted.:(:(

But in sort of good news, Daz can get discounts on Apple stuff through his work, so when I do replace it I'll be getting a nice new macbook for less than what I paid for the iBook, with a bigger hard drive and faster processor. I just have to start saving for it now.:rolleyes:

I must've known something was going to happen to it, I backed up ALL my bootlegs the night before, and a heap of videos I downloaded the night before that.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

i've been up an hour waiting for SMS|, do i dare take my shower now?

[Lara]

i've been up an hour waiting for SMS|, do i dare take my shower now?

You know as soon as you step in they'll arrive, don't you...:D

Edit: ooh, good idea Jamie.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

i'm going, in, quickest showever ever time

DUN DUN....

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

literally 2 minutes after leaving the shower i have mail 1 of 2 :)

one more to go, why they cant deliver them both with the same person is beyond me

[Jane]

I'm totally gutted.:(:(

But in sort of good news, Daz can get discounts on Apple stuff through his work, so when I do replace it I'll be getting a nice new macbook for less than what I paid for the iBook, with a bigger hard drive and faster processor. I just have to start saving for it now.:rolleyes:

I must've known something was going to happen to it, I backed up ALL my bootlegs the night before, and a heap of videos I downloaded the night before that.

It's always a good idea to back-up. I bought myself an external hard drive and just shove everything on that. Most of it is double backed-up on CD/DVD as well cos I'm ultra paranoid about losing everything!

[Captain Stu]

Speaking from an IT point of view, I am forever telling people to back stuff up... however, I haven't done it myself for years despite the fact that I would cry myself into a coma if I ever lost all the stuff on my PC - all my gig photos, holiday stuff, my "photography" stuff... I reeeeeeeeeeeally should do that shit.

*tries to remember*

And, just to make the point again...

... the trip Kat and I are taking to STOCKHOLM the first weekend in February! :) :) :)

:)

[Captain Stu]

Stu, are you going to Stockholm in February?

Why yes, Leanne, I am. Thank you for noticing. :)

[Lara]

It's always a good idea to back-up. I bought myself an external hard drive and just shove everything on that. Most of it is double backed-up on CD/DVD as well cos I'm ultra paranoid about losing everything!
Yeah, mine is all on CDs and DVDs, but I really should look into an external hard drive too, considering the amount of crap I have.

At least you did the back up before Lara, you could have lost a helluva lot more.

How ace that Dave admitted to reading the board!! Yey!!!!!
I know, it's like I knew it was coming or something.:D
Speaking from an IT point of view, I am forever telling people to back stuff up... however, I haven't done it myself for years despite the fact that I would cry myself into a coma if I ever lost all the stuff on my PC - all my gig photos, holiday stuff, my "photography" stuff... I reeeeeeeeeeeally should do that shit.

*tries to remember*


Bloody typical, do as I say, not as I do.:rolleyes:

But yes, I learned my lesson when the logic board went the last time, I had bugger-all saved then, this time it's more of an inconvenience losing addresses and such rather than the heartbreak it was when I lost heaps of music and vids I'd downloaded and not saved. And I just remembered, I lost Photoshop too. Bugger. But I stole it in the first place, so I'll just have to do it again when I get my new baby. :D

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

in more SMS tomfoolery news,

i have a letter from them which arrived in the normal post telling me about the yellow card i received saturday...

[Captain Stu]

Bloody typical, do as I say, not as I do.:rolleyes:

Oi, shut your gob you. I've been good and not ripped on you for the loss of an Apple product. :mad:

You're welcome. :)

And what is the occasion?

Partly to get away for a couple of days after Kat's done her exams and partly because just after that is our anniversary.

[Lara]

Oi, shut your gob you. I've been good and not ripped on you for the loss of an Apple product. :mad:


That's true. Though if you spilled water on your PC you'd have the same result, so you can't really rip on Apple there. Feel free to rip on the 'tard that spilled said water though, I couldn't feel like more of a mong if I tried.:(

[Captain Stu]

LARA IS A MONGASAURUS WRECKS!!!

:D

*feels better now*

[Lara]

LARA IS A MONGASAURUS WRECKS!!!

:D

*feels better now*
Glad you got it out of your system Stu.:D

[Captain Stu]

I was ready to burst. :o

[Lara]

I was ready to burst. :o
I'm not surprised; every time something went kerflooey with the mac, Daz would do a little victory dance.:D (not over the whole tits-up thing though, because he'll be paying for a new one until I can pay him back.)

[Hell O' Kitty]

It looks as though my gig is going ahead at the Barfly on 11th April now. All I need to do is confirm the price and sign what ever it is that needs to be signed and Bob's your uncle. Actually Bob is my uncle but there you go.

[Studmore]

Sorry to hear about your laptop Lara :( Can nothing be saved, not even the Hard Disk?

[Katie Everlong]

Stu what did my texts even say?

I don't feel too hungover.

I got upset about something and left on my own, but i'm not sure what i got upset about? :confused:

[Autumn in Sweden]

...the trip Kat and I are taking to STOCKHOLM the first weekend in February!

What have you got planned...sightseeing, visiting friends, general debauchery? I'm nosy.

Have fun! :)

[Charlotte]

What have you got planned...sightseeing, visiting friends, general debauchery? I'm nosy.

Have fun! :)

Hi!:)

How's it going?

I was thinking about asking about the same thing;)

[Studmore]

Mays had a girlfriend for 7 years, some dance critic woman..

:eek: Really? I thought he was single? You learn something new every day and all....

[Lara]

Sorry to hear about your laptop Lara :( Can nothing be saved, not even the Hard Disk?
Apparently not; Daz is picking it up tomorrow so I'll get him to ask the Apple man. I'd really like to at least get my address book and calendar back, I had all my plans and stuff on it, it's such a pain in the arse to try and remember everything I had on it. Apart from those, everything can either be re-uploaded or re-downloaded, so it's just a massive inconvenience more than anything.

[Studmore]

Well they can normally recover data from most hard disks no matter what damage, so hopefully they can sort something.

Oh, and every time you say the apple man, i can't help but get images of people like this guy (http://www.baughers.com/sign.jpg) in my head...:D

[Katie Everlong]

:eek: Really? I thought he was single? You learn something new every day and all....

I know </3

STUBERT, what did my texts say?

[Bexster]

I dunno i just don't like em. I must be the only one who hates the clickwheel thing and the whole i-tunes thing does my head in.
I hate it. There's no way I'd ever buy an ipod. My Zen in the business :cool:

Did anyone record the KROQ thing?

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

Zen bwoy

[Lara]

Well they can normally recover data from most hard disks no matter what damage, so hopefully they can sort something.

Oh, and every time you say the apple man, i can't help but get images of people like this guy (http://www.baughers.com/sign.jpg) in my head...:D
Goodo, I'll get him to see if they can do that.:)

And I do the same.:D

PS iPods fuckin' rule, you heathens.

[Studmore]

I hate it. There's no way I'd ever buy an ipod. My Zen in the business :cool:

Did anyone record the KROQ thing?

Awesome. I have a Zen 4GB little thing. Does the job just perfectly.

I hate when people try to argue the case for ipods aswell.

"But they look so cool"
Great, it's in my pocket 95% of the time i use it, why do i care what it looks like.

"You can look at pictures and play video on it"
On a screen the size of Jade Goodys brain? Awesome.

[Lara]

Awesome. I have a Zen 4GB little thing. Does the job just perfectly.

I hate when people try to argue the case for ipods aswell.

"But they look so cool"
Great, it's in my pocket 95% of the time i use it, why do i care what it looks like.

"You can look at pictures and play video on it"
On a screen the size of Jade Goodys brain? Awesome.
I don't use those arguments, I don't give a shit how they look, and neither of mine have a video component.
Actually, I don't use any arguments. I just love my podlings. :D

[Captain Stu]

Y'all can join my official "Fuck Apple" club if you want. :)

It looks as though my gig is going ahead at the Barfly on 11th April now. All I need to do is confirm the price and sign what ever it is that needs to be signed and Bob's your uncle. Actually Bob is my uncle but there you go.

:D!!!

Stu what did my texts even say?

STUBERT, what did my texts say?

SORRY! I WAS AWAY HAVING MY LUNCH IF THAT'S OK?! :mad:

"I am like a lion in an anus"

"Haha, drunk Katie appears!" (moi reply)

"And is a tit"

What have you got planned...sightseeing, visiting friends, general debauchery? I'm nosy.

Have fun! :)

Sightseeing and photograph taking.

[Studmore]

Fair enough, i've just never got the fascination. Firstly, there is no such thing as an ipod. It's just a hard drive with MP3 player software. Then there's the price. Compared to other mp3 players of the same capicty, the ipod is always more. That clickwheel thing is a pain in the arse, and it even took me ages to work out how to turn the thing off. Then possibly the worst part about it. ITunes. What a load of garbage. I really can't see any reason i would buy one over another, cheaper MP3 player.

Can you tell i really hate them? :D

[Lara]

Fair enough, i've just never got the fascination. Firstly, there is no such thing as an ipod. It's just a hard drive with MP3 player software. Then there's the price. Compared to other mp3 players of the same capicty, the ipod is always more. That clickwheel thing is a pain in the arse, and it even took me ages to work out how to turn the thing off. Then possibly the worst part about it. ITunes. What a load of garbage. I really can't see any reason i would buy one over another, cheaper MP3 player.

Can you tell i really hate them? :D
Yes I can.:D I'm sure if I was looking to buy a new player I'd look at them all and choose something else, but I'm happy with my 1st gen iPod and 1G shuffle, they serve me well.

[Jane]

Apparently not; Daz is picking it up tomorrow so I'll get him to ask the Apple man. I'd really like to at least get my address book and calendar back, I had all my plans and stuff on it, it's such a pain in the arse to try and remember everything I had on it. Apart from those, everything can either be re-uploaded or re-downloaded, so it's just a massive inconvenience more than anything.

Are your calendar/addresses synced with your ipod? Mine are and they transfer from one to the other so...?

Did anyone record the KROQ thing?

No, but you can listen online on the Kroq site.

PS iPods fuckin' rule, you heathens.

Ditto.

[Bexster]

No, but you can listen online on the Kroq site.
Cool. I may record the stream when I get home then if I remember.

iTunes is a huge part of the problem. It's so evil.

[Captain Stu]

Jane and Lara are Apple whores. :mad:

Fuck a snail, these fuckers will NOT leave me alone in work today!

[Studmore]

Jane and Lara are Apple whores. :mad:

Fuck a snail, these fuckers will NOT leave me alone in work today!

What, you mean people are making you work? Damn those fuckers!

[Captain Stu]

What, you mean people are making you work? Damn those fuckers!

I know! Selfish cunts, I'm trying to drink tea here. :mad:

[Lara]

Jane and Lara are Apple whores. :mad:

Fuck a snail, these fuckers will NOT leave me alone in work today!

Go suck Bill Gates' dick. Oh wait. You already do.

:D


Are your calendar/addresses synced with your ipod? Mine are and they transfer from one to the other so...?
Unfortunately I hadn't synced either with my iPod before it went kerflooey. Boourns. :(

[Studmore]

"Hello, Stu speaking. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"what do you mean that didn't work? That ALWAYS works! It's the answer to everything and the only thing we tech nerds have to offer! Do it again!"

[Captain Stu]

"Hello, Stu speaking. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"what do you mean that didn't work? That ALWAYS works! It's the answer to everything and the only thing we tech nerds have to offer! Do it again!"

You may scoff but 75% of network-related issues are solved by restarting your PC. HA! Suck on that one, ya crotch pheasants!

Go suck Bill Gates' dick. Oh wait. You already do.

:D

It leaves me more satisfied than the pickle dick Apple has to offer. :cool:

[Captain Stu]

Well then that god-awful show is factually correct.

[Lara]

You may scoff but 75% of network-related issues are solved by restarting your PC. HA! Suck on that one, ya crotch pheasants!



It leaves me more satisfied than the pickle dick Apple has to offer. :cool:
Stop making me guffaw, dagnabit.:D

[Captain Stu]

I'm priceless. :)

Aaaahhhhh, I'm "researching" some stuff now... *hears the kettle click*

[Studmore]

Why do burgers shrink so much when you cook em? Well i know why they do, but why don't they make them bigger in the first place? Stoopid Birds Eye.

[Lara]

Why do burgers shrink so much when you cook em? Well i know why they do, but why don't they make them bigger in the first place? Stoopid Birds Eye.
Ooh, I could go a burger.

After my bacon baguette with real butter and a cup of black tea with three sugars.:D

[Captain Stu]

You know what burgers didn't shrink? My fucking awesome KANGAROO burgers, they were the fittest burgers I have ever, ever eaten.

[Jane]

Cool. I may record the stream when I get home then if I remember.

iTunes is a huge part of the problem. It's so evil.

The way they've editted it is a bit shit, but the streaming quality is quite good.

Jane and Lara are Apple whores. :mad:

And proud of it :cool:

Go suck Bill Gates' dick. Oh wait. You already do.

Unfortunately I hadn't synced either with my iPod before it went kerflooey. Boourns. :(

Ha ha ha (to the Stu comment) and boo-hoo to the syncing :( I use those applications, but I'm still a fan of the ol' pen and paper too!

[Captain Stu]

*moons Jane*

[Lara]

You know what burgers didn't shrink? My fucking awesome KANGAROO burgers, they were the fittest burgers I have ever, ever eaten.
I would eat 'roo over any other red meat every day of the week and twice on Sundays. Hrrrrr.:cool:

[Captain Stu]

I don't think anything can replace a good, juicy, well-hung (roflz) steak... but I would gladly put 'roo into my regular meat rotation.

I hope the international foods market comes back soon! Next up is shark, ox and springbok!

[Hell O' Kitty]

All burgers are vile.

[Lara]

I don't think anything can replace a good, juicy, well-hung (roflz) steak... but I would gladly put 'roo into my regular meat rotation.

I hope the international foods market comes back soon! Next up is shark, ox and springbok!
Ha, shark is the staple fish in our fish'n'chips shops down here, so I've had a few of those in my day.:D And I've had ox. No springbok as yet. I have however had crocodile and emu. Both delish.

[Captain Stu]

Oohhhh, emu! That's another one I need to have, had croc (again) last week. :cool: It makes me feel amazing when I can eat these animals, carnivorism rules.

All burgers are vile.

:eek:

NO!!

[Autumn in Sweden]

Sightseeing and photograph taking.

Well, you'll have a great time then! Lots of beautiful buildings and scenery to photograph here. And if you want to do some photo taking a bit off the beaten path, there is a HUGE cemetery just south of the city (about 15 minutes on the subway). My SO spent an entire afternoon there just taking black and whites.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Oohhhh, emu! That's another one I need to have, had croc (again) last week. :cool: It makes me feel amazing when I can eat these animals, carnivorism rules.



:eek:

NO!!

I just don't do red meat or processed food. I can have a steak or lamb every six months or so but thats about my limit. Just don't like it.

Although I do have an unhealthily obsession with Fish Fingers at the mo.

[Lara]

I just don't do red meat or processed food. I can have a steak or lamb every six months or so but thats about my limit. Just don't like it.

Although I do have an unhealthily obsession with Fish Fingers at the mo.
Wow, I'm the opposite, if I go longer than a week without red meat I start to crave it something savage. Not that I usually go longer than a week.:D
I had some lamb the other day for the first time in ages, it was amazing. *drools just remembering it*

[Bexster]

*moons Jane*
Mooning in green indicates serious medical issues :(

[Studmore]

Mooning in green indicates serious medical issues :(

Well it was Stu, what do you expect? A peachy white arse? :p

[Commodore Dan]

I got upset about something and left on my own, but i'm not sure what i got upset about? :confused:

Sorry i didn't text back the second time. I was utterly knackered last night.


You all, really... when you think about it... owe me money which would come in handy for the trip Kat and I are taking to STOCKHOLM the first weekend in February! :) :) :)

Oooh nice. I'm going to Helsinki in the second week in February.

*scandanavian trip hi-5*

[Captain Stu]

Well, you'll have a great time then! Lots of beautiful buildings and scenery to photograph here. And if you want to do some photo taking a bit off the beaten path, there is a HUGE cemetery just south of the city (about 15 minutes on the subway). My SO spent an entire afternoon there just taking black and whites.

We had a look on Wikipedia last night and it looks lovely, we're definately gonna be hitting some of the museums. :)

I just don't do red meat or processed food. I can have a steak or lamb every six months or so but thats about my limit. Just don't like it.

Although I do have an unhealthily obsession with Fish Fingers at the mo.

Fish fingers are best served in sandwich form (with ketchup) or with waffles and beans. :cool:

Mooning in green indicates serious medical issues :(

It's moss... I have moss on my arse.

Well it was Stu, what do you expect? A peachy white arse? :p

My arse is fucking gorgeous.

[Studmore]

My arse is fucking gorgeous.

I'll be the judge of that. Actually no, i don't think i want to see your arse with Kate Moss sticking outta it.

[Jane]

*moons Jane*

ew.

[Captain Stu]

:cool:

[Captain Stu]

I liked 'em when they first came out, saw 'em twice and then went off 'em but now I kinda dig 'em again, they were great at Benicassim.

[Captain Stu]

They're great if you take 'em at face value - average musicians but trying to be entertaining with a crazy weird lead singer who longs to be Mick Jagger... but less gay.

[Hell O' Kitty]

God how professional am I.

I was just speaking with a woman from the capital of culture office about using the logo and having them help promote the gig and when she asked where I was calling from (as in which company) and I said home. DOH!

It seemed to give her a good laugh when I realized and tried to back peddle by saying what I meant was that I wasn't calling from a company.:o :o

[Captain Stu]

Hahahaha. Muppet. :D

[Studmore]

God how professional am I.

I was just speaking with a woman from the capital of culture office about using the logo and having them help promote the gig and when she asked where I was calling from (as in which company) and I said home. DOH!

It seemed to give her a good laugh when I realized and tried to back peddle by saying what I meant was that I wasn't calling from a company.:o :o

Real smooth work, really smooth! :D

[Hell O' Kitty]

Whoooo Gig date confirmed as the 11th April. I'm signing the contracts on Thursday.

[Bexster]

Well it was Stu, what do you expect? A peachy white arse? :p
I should have known really :rolleyes:

[Lara]

Whoooo Gig date confirmed as the 11th April. I'm signing the contracts on Thursday.
Yay!:D *does various happy dances*Good work sugar.:)

[Studmore]

*pencils in diary*

I want to hand my notice in right now. RIGHT NOW. I'm not having a bad day or anything, I just don't like being here.

I want to go back to bar work. I know it's shit pay and not exactly a huge career or anything, but I'm good at it. And I LOVE it.

It's always so much better to do something you enjoy and are good at. I was working ans training as car mechanic but was getting tired of it and i wasn't that great at it if i'm honest, so i moved into the Admin/IT area as i enjoy it and am good at it. Thelast job i had as Admin Support worker Jan-Jul last year was the best job i've ever had, so much fun. If only i could find another job though!

[Lara]

*pencils in diary*

I want to hand my notice in right now. RIGHT NOW. I'm not having a bad day or anything, I just don't like being here.

I want to go back to bar work. I know it's shit pay and not exactly a huge career or anything, but I'm good at it. And I LOVE it.
And that's all that matters. If you like it, then do it.:)

I'm so wishing I could find the same thing. I'm good at admin-no, wait, I'm fucking amazing at admin :D but it does shit all for me. Unless it relates to music; then I kick arse. Which is why I think I'd be a brilliant tour manager. :D

[Studmore]

If you can afford to go back to bar work theres no reason why not to. I'm sure if you wanted to you could work your way higher up the pub/bar heirachy somewhere into a better paid position like manageress or something. :)

[Bexster]

Leanne could be the next Peggy Mitchell :D

There can be quite a bit of money in pubs I think - although it'd be a lot of work. Still, it'd be fun. I loved barwork.

[Sophie]

All this talk of iTunes has made me annoyed, because I hate it, for the reason that I CANNOT USE IT.

I downloaded loads of stuff from limewire the other day, and i have NO idea how to get it into itunes.

AND IT KEEPS COPYING MY ALBUMS, SO NOW IVE GOT ABOUT 3 COPIES OF THE SAME BIFFY CLYRO ALBUM ON THERE. argh.

[Studmore]

Afternoon Soph. Am i right in thinking you can't just simply copy and paste things onto the ipod like you can with every other MP3 player, you have to use iTunes?

My sister has one and put iTunes on my computer, i proptly removed it an hour later. Awful software.

[Katie Everlong]

Whoooo Gig date confirmed as the 11th April. I'm signing the contracts on Thursday.
I shall tell zee fat phace?

[Sophie]

Afternoon Soph. Am i right in thinking you can't just simply copy and paste things onto the ipod like you can with every other MP3 player, you have to use iTunes?

My sister has one and put iTunes on my computer, i proptly removed it an hour later. Awful software.

Yeah, thats what pissed me off about it. On my old mp3 player, i didnt bother with any software and just copied and pasted, but apple are a bunch of wankers and made my life difficult. ARGH.

also, Afternoon!

[Captain Stu]

11th April motherfuckers.

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Katie Everlong]

I'm guna get dead drunk :D ALSO

I am dead hungry.

[Studmore]

Yeah, thats what pissed me off about it. On my old mp3 player, i didnt bother with any software and just copied and pasted, but apple are a bunch of wankers and made my life difficult. ARGH.

also, Afternoon!

Yeah thats what i though. Reason 4,356,225 for me never to buy an iPod. Creatives ftw. BTW i still haven't been to sleep. Feeling tired now....

[Studmore]

I'm guna get dead drunk :D ALSO

I am dead hungry.

Hungry enough for a pig related pun? Go on... :D

[Sophie]

I'm guna get dead drunk :D ALSO

I am dead hungry.
Surprise surprise. :D
Yeah thats what i though. Reason 4,356,225 for me never to buy an iPod. Creatives ftw. BTW i still haven't been to sleep. Feeling tired now....

God, thats hardcore.

I've had a few hours sleep, had a driving lesson, watched some tv, realised my phone is a piece of shit, and i think my network is down.

Done anything productive?

[Captain Stu]

Katie's hungry like a pig that wants to be a supermodel. :)

[Studmore]

Surprise surprise. :D


God, thats hardcore.

I've had a few hours sleep, had a driving lesson, watched some tv, realised my phone is a piece of shit, and i think my network is down.

Done anything productive?

Yeah i know, i'm hoping if i stay awake long enough i can finally get back to normal sleep. I tried it the other day but fell asleep to early and woke up at 6am.

Err i've made burgers and eat them, posted cack on here, just made a nice cuppa hot chocolate, posted more cack on here, looked for a job, found nothing then a bit more cack posting. Apart from that, not a lot.

[Katie Everlong]

Katie's hungry like a pig that wants to be a supermodel. :)

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!

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[Sophie]

Yeah i know, i'm hoping if i stay awake long enough i can finally get back to normal sleep. I tried it the other day but fell asleep to early and woke up at 6am.

Err i've made burgers and eat them, posted cack on here, just made a nice cuppa hot chocolate, posted more cack on here, looked for a job, found nothing then a bit more cack posting. Apart from that, not a lot.

Excellent work!
I also cut my toenails. :D

Hahaha my mate saw a bulletin i posted on myspace about my hate of itunes, and hes coming round to show me how to use it. EXCELLENT.

[Studmore]

Excellent work!
I also cut my toenails. :D

Hahaha my mate saw a bulletin i posted on myspace about my hate of itunes, and hes coming round to show me how to use it. EXCELLENT.

Aww thats nice of him, he obviously has more patience that us itunes haters/divvys.

[Sophie]

Aww thats nice of him, he obviously has more patience that us itunes haters/divvys.

He's had a couple of ipods now, so he's pro on how to use it.
I've had mine since christmas and have run out of patience completely.

Maybe im dumb! :(

[Studmore]

He's had a couple of ipods now, so he's pro on how to use it.
I've had mine since christmas and have run out of patience completely.

Maybe im dumb! :(

No i'm pretty sure it's apple/itunes thats dumb. :)

[Haroon]

Yeah thats what i though. Reason 4,356,225 for me never to buy an iPod. Creatives ftw. BTW i still haven't been to sleep. Feeling tired now....

YAYAY!!!!!!!!!

i got me a 6gb creative zen micro which was the same price as a 2GB nano.


i really hate iPod's too!

and dont get me started on iTunes!!!


but Mac's are alright cos they have some use for stuff like Logic and Final cut.

[Pauk!]

My flatmates can't use itunes either. Their music is all over their computers. I had to show them how to get itunes to put everything in one neat folder. :rolleyes: Fucking retards.

[Pauk!]

YAYAY!!!!!!!!!

i got me a 6gb creative zen micro which was the same price as a 2GB nano.


i really hate iPod's too!

and dont get me started on iTunes!!!


but Mac's are alright cos they have some use for stuff like Logic and Final cut.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

[Haroon]

My flatmates can't use itunes either. Their music is all over their computers. I had to show them how to get itunes to put everything in one neat folder. :rolleyes: Fucking retards.

i can use iTunes

but i chose not to because it's designed for complete mongs by complete mongs

and you cant modify it

[Sophie]

No i'm pretty sure it's apple/itunes thats dumb. :)

Good!

See THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/crazy_claws/ihateitunes.jpg) is what I fucking mean. its copied the same mediocre album 3 fucking times. ARGH.

edit: yeah my iPod is called Clem.

[Studmore]

Perfect example of its crappyness. iTunes lovers will now come along and say it's your fault because there is now way this brilliant software could so such a thing.

[Pauk!]

i can use iTunes

but i chose not to because it's designed for complete mongs by complete mongs

and you cant modify it
They're all the same. You open them up, you play music TADA it works. Don't see the point in arguing over whether realplayer/winmx/media player/itunes is better, especially when people act like they're some kind of big music producer who can notice the tiniest difference. I used to use media player and RP but now use iTunes since I have an ipod, and I can honestly say I've not noticed the slightest bit of difference other than everything changing from blue to grey. Changing between the different programs took no time at all and I personally don't feel any loyalty towards any of them.
What is there to argue about? :confused:

[Haroon]

They're all the same. You open them up, you play music TADA it works. Don't see the point in arguing over whether realplayer/winmx/media player/itunes is better, especially when people act like they're some kind of big music producer who can notice the tiniest difference. I used to use media player and RP but now use iTunes since I have an ipod, and I can honestly say I've not noticed the slightest bit of difference other than everything changing from blue to grey. Changing between the different programs took no time at all and I personally don't feel any loyalty towards any of them.
What is there to argue about? :confused:

yeh but iTunes is still shit....:cool:

[Yoz]

yeh but iTunes is still shit....:cool:

You're shit.:)

[Haroon]

You're shit.:)

yeh!


well your elephant shit :)

[FooManiac4ever]

I did something stupid.

Meh...nevermind...I'm hungover more than ever. Vile.
Hi everyone. <3

[Captain Stu]

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!

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No, not at all... you tithead.

I did something stupid.

Meh...nevermind...I'm hungover more than ever. Vile.
Hi everyone. <3

Does it involve a guy?

[FooManiac4ever]

No, not at all... you tithead.



Does it involve a guy?

Aye. :|

[Captain Stu]

Aye. :|

Oh Wiggles. :( What did you do?

[FooManiac4ever]

Ugh...I'm just a drunken fool.

[Captain Stu]

*hugs*

[jerami_bubixXx]

You're cheating on me! :(

[Haroon]

You're cheating on me! :(

who the hell is this guy?


and does he stalk this thread or something?

[Sophie]

UPDATE:
Sophie can now use iTunes! Sort of.

[Studmore]

Aww not more unhappy girlies, hope things are ok Becky!

UPDATE:
Sophie can now use iTunes! Sort of.

Ding Dong, get you Soph. Now its time to try to take over the world.

[FooManiac4ever]

Aww not more unhappy girlies, hope things are ok Becky!

Things are alright. Just one of them things I'll get over ahah.

[Studmore]

Things are alright. Just one of them things I'll get over ahah.

Ahh i see, well we all have them, but hey, you're only young once eh?

Reeto, i'm off upstairs to watch Hollyoaks. I must also try to stay awake to watch Shameless on E4. Laters people.

[Commodore Dan]

Ain't nothing wrong with some drunken tomfoolery.

[FooManiac4ever]

Ain't nothing wrong with some drunken tomfoolery.

I agree.
but only certain tomfoolery.
...not this kind :(

[Commodore Dan]

I agree.
but only certain tomfoolery.
...not this kind :(

Oh no, you've gone gay? ;)

(you're right. it's all got over quick)

[Katie Everlong]

I AM DEAD BORED AND DEAD TIRED.

Tired and bored is what i am.

[Suzanne2228]

Eurgh. Looks like it's going to be another sleepless night for me. I hate hate hate hate hate English Literature. :mad:

[Haroon]

Eurgh. Looks like it's going to be another sleepless night for me. I hate hate hate hate hate English Literature. :mad:

me tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i gotta finish this crappy coursework essay thing!!!!!!!!!!!! for friday and i dunno what else to write.

[FooManiac4ever]

hmm I handed my essay in...
I wrote 1,300 out of 1,750.
How many marks will I lose for that... anyone know?

[Katie Everlong]

Well you would of been allowed 175 under. So like...i dunno.

[Suzanne2228]

hmm I handed my essay in...
I wrote 1,300 out of 1,750.
How many marks will I lose for that... anyone know?

They probably won't check the word count, unless of course you've written it on your essay.

I've got til 5am to write 2000 words on the significance of the uncanny in The Shining and Dracula. Piece of piss considering last nights essay was all about Freud and applies to this one as well. I just can't be arsed to do it.

[FooManiac4ever]

Yeah... I know that, they can't fail me though right?

[FooManiac4ever]

They probably won't check the word count, unless of course you've written it on your essay.

I've got til 5am to write 2000 words on the significance of the uncanny in The Shining and Dracula. Piece of piss considering last nights essay was all about Freud and applies to this one as well. I just can't be arsed to do it.
Yep I wrote the word count on...
Daaaaaaamnit.

[Haroon]

Yeah... I know that, they can't fail me though right?

it might be different for you guys at uni but at my level i think you would lose a few marks but not enough for you to even consider failing.

[Pauk!]

At my uni you lose 5% for every 100 words you go over, but not sure if it works for every 100 under too.

[Suzanne2228]

Yep I wrote the word count on...
Daaaaaaamnit.
Whoops. In that case, I suppose at most you'll lose 10 marks considering you're 450 words short. Although, if your essay is strong enough they probably won't care. A friend of mine only wrote about 900 words for a 1750 essay before and he managed quite a decent enough grade for it. Don't fret about it too much.

[Epic Failure]

yeah quality, not quantity and all that.

you may lose a couple of marks, but if the essay is good in what it says you should be okay.

[FooManiac4ever]

meh, whatever...it'll be fine.

[FooManiac4ever]

yeah quality, not quantity and all that.

you may lose a couple of marks, but if the essay is good in what it says you should be okay.

The essay is definitely not good.

No word of a lie...at the end I wrote "to conclude further, I didn't actually understand the question at all, and therefore didn't know how to link it with my articles"

And my friend wrote at the top of his "Apoligies in advance, this is going to be a disappointing attempt"

[Epic Failure]

The essay is definitely not good.

No word of a lie...at the end I wrote "to conclude further, I didn't actually understand the question at all, and therefore didn't know how to link it with my articles"

And my friend wrote at the top of his "Apoligies in advance, this is going to be a disappointing attempt"

if that's the case, why worry about the word count? :p

I once did an essay which consisted of about 200 words of my own, and about 1,000 as quotes. (i had about 30 mins to write it) needless to say i got about 10% for it.

[FooManiac4ever]

My computer is spazzing and won't let me view hardly any pages of this thread.

[Haroon]

My computer is spazzing and won't let me view hardly any pages of this thread.

nah i think the forums spazzing!


i know it says there are more pages to view but this is the last one it's just saying for some reason that there is more.

[Katie Everlong]

Yeah the forums spazzin'

[Haroon]

Yeah the forums spazzin'

maybe we pushed the forum to it's limits with this long thread?


who knows?

[FooManiac4ever]

Top notch. I'm glad it's not just me.

[Haroon]

oooh wait i think it's fixed guys

(it's obviously liked my little dance to i'll stick around so fixed itself)

[Jane]

Good!

See THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/crazy_claws/ihateitunes.jpg) is what I fucking mean. its copied the same mediocre album 3 fucking times. ARGH.

edit: yeah my iPod is called Clem.

How the fuck did you manage to do that!? ha ha

[Epic Failure]

My computer is spazzing and won't let me view hardly any pages of this thread.

my computer is spazzing and breaking on average once a day. I win. :cool:

[FooManiac4ever]

Yes, yes you do.

[Commodore Dan]

Super happy awesome Dan is off to bed, night all x

[Epic Failure]

Yes, yes you do.

yays for me. :) i never win at anything. :(

Super happy awesome Dan is off to bed, night all x

night night, you big gay bear.

[FooManiac4ever]

I got no sleep last night...so I'm going to sleep for a mega long time tonight...I hope.

Night everyone.

[Epic Failure]

I got no sleep last night...so I'm going to sleep for a mega long time tonight...I hope.

Night everyone.

guten nacht becky. :)

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Anyone know if Ookie's dead yet?

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

I had like, a fucking stroke or something today at work. My head is absolutely killing me, i feel drowzy and blurry. earlier on my breathing felt really weird as well. what the fuck is that about

Anyone know if Ookie's dead yet?

haha, timing

[Hell O' Kitty]

Is it wrong that I've been out since 5.30 yesterday afternoon.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Is it wrong that I've been out since 5.30 yesterday afternoon.

Not at all.

Wish I was able to do things like that.


Who wants to take bets on Ookie not waking up in the morning?

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

You dead yet?

[Yoz]

Mornin'!
It's not raining here for once. Fuck yeah!

[Captain Stu]

It's pissing down here like a right cunt.

But Stu's in a great mood so YEEAAAAH!

[Suzanne2228]

Morning everyone! It's such a lovely day. Ive had a marathon of a day and still haven't been to bed. Got my final essay done in the nick of time and my friends just handed it in for me since I physically cannot get myself into uni.

24 hour bus services are amazing. I left my home at 4am and managed to get to my parents at 5.30. Record time seeing as it usually takes between 2 and 2 1/2 hours. I had to take my sister to school since no one else was around to do it. Now I get to sleep for the rest of the day which is nice cos I haven't really slept since Sunday. :D

[Sophie]

Wow, only 2 pages of spamming since i've been gone!? Whats happened guys!?

Well, I went out and got very VERY drunk last night. By the looks of it, the drinking carried on in my room too since there are cans everywhere.

I have just enjoyed some peanut butter on toast and a glass of milk. YUM.

[Katie Everlong]

I got up at 9am, to go to a lecture, we couldn't even find the lecturer never mind the room we were meant to be in. Now i got up for NOTHING.

[Kez P]

this topic has lost about 4 pages since yesterday :confused:

[Sophie]

I got up at 9am, to go to a lecture, we couldn't even find the lecturer never mind the room we were meant to be in. Now i got up for NOTHING.

Top gear time!

[Bexster]

Weather's crap, and I'm dying.

How can anyone smell this much of mothballs and not be dead from the fumes? I can't even sit at my own desk where she walked past without wanting to vom. as she been eating it? Bathing in a crushed mothball bath bomb? What goes on?????? :(

Top tip - DO NOT WORK WITH OLD PEOPLE.

[Captain Stu]

I need to poop.

[Jane]

this topic has lost about 4 pages since yesterday :confused:

I thought that last night! I could have sworn I left the thread on p966 and thought that's a number I can remember... then got all confused when I tried to find my place again!! I just put it down to me being an idiot. Seems not! Weird. Dave's deleting pages on us! :D

[Captain Stu]

I just had a great poop, huge it was.

[Sophie]

I just had a great poop, huge it was.

I just had a poop! I didnt look at it though cause im not weird.

[Jane]

Looks like the missing pages of this thread have gone down the shitter too. You guys are gross.

[Captain Stu]

I just had a poop! I didnt look at it though cause im not weird.

Pffft, that's half the fun - admiring your work. :D

[Hell O' Kitty]

I feel so so sick. I am never doing jagermester shots again. God, I havent been that drunk in ages but it was a funny night.

[Sophie]

Pffft, that's half the fun - admiring your work. :D
RANK.

I feel so so sick. I am never doing jagermester shots again. God, I havent been that drunk in ages but it was a funny night.

Good work!

[Captain Stu]

I feel so so sick. I am never doing jagermester shots again. God, I havent been that drunk in ages but it was a funny night.

Where'd you go?

[Kez P]

I thought that last night! I could have sworn I left the thread on p966 and thought that's a number I can remember... then got all confused when I tried to find my place again!! I just put it down to me being an idiot. Seems not! Weird. Dave's deleting pages on us! :D

why would only a few pages be deleted tho?

[Jane]

why would only a few pages be deleted tho?

Absolutely no idea. A few people commented last night (reading back) that the board had gone all funny. Maybe there were a few casualties as a result?

[Sophie]

Absolutely no idea. A few people commented last night (reading back) that the board had gone all funny. Maybe there were a few casualties as a result?

Yeah I read that. Maybe it went down?

[Hell O' Kitty]

Where'd you go?

To the best of my recollection just The Swan and Korova but we were out for about 10 hours :eek:

It was supposed to be a quick quiet drink, that turned into one of the most messy drunken affairs that I have been party to in quite a long time.

One of the lads that we were with was standing outside Korova when some scally started on him. This lad for some reason went to kick Timmy but his shoe came off, he fell over and knocked his tooth out. Good times.

[Captain Stu]

Haha ace. :D

[Sophie]

How many stamps do you recon id need to get a post card over to america?

[Jane]

Yeah I read that. Maybe it went down?

...and deleted some pages from this thread? Looks that way.

I think it's about 74p to send a card to the States, but a postcard might be less. Maybe have a look on the Royal mail website?

[Sophie]

...and deleted some pages from this thread? Looks that way.

I think it's about 74p to send a card to the States, but a postcard might be less. Maybe have a look on the Royal mail website?

I'd quite like to know what was actually deleted.

Good Idea! Didnt think of that!

[Jane]

I'd quite like to know what was actually deleted.

Well unless you want to sift through 965 pages, we'll probably never know!!!

[Studmore]

And i'm back in the room. Not much spam to catch up on, but it looks like you broke the board at some point. I've had good long sleep, woke up at 8 this morning, just had a daily dose of Top Gear at 11 and now i'm up and ready for the day. Not that my days are very lively though.

[Sophie]

Well unless you want to sift through 965 pages, we'll probably never know!!!
Haha no thanks!
And i'm back in the room. Not much spam to catch up on, but it looks like you broke the board at some point. I've had good long sleep, woke up at 8 this morning, just had a daily dose of Top Gear at 11 and now i'm up and ready for the day. Not that my days are very lively though.

I had nothing to do with the breaking, we're trying to understand what happened here. I was at the pub. :D

My day isnt going to be exactly lively. I've yet to get dressed, and i need to go to the shop, and then ive got work at half 5.
I might have some more toast first.

[Studmore]

Well unless you want to sift through 965 pages, we'll probably never know!!!

965? I've only got 483 pages here?

Haha no thanks!


I had nothing to do with the breaking, we're trying to understand what happened here. I was at the pub. :D

My day isnt going to be exactly lively. I've yet to get dressed, and i need to go to the shop, and then ive got work at half 5.
I might have some more toast first.

Yeah it was probably Stu, it normally is. Hmm does sound like a lively day. I need something to eat but i've no idea what.

[Sophie]

965? I've only got 485 pages here?



Yeah it was probably Stu, it normally is. Hmm does sound like a lively day. I need something to eat but i've no idea what.

How many replies do you have per page?

[Studmore]

How many replies do you have per page?

40, the max. I guess some people have it on 20 or 30.

[Sophie]

40, the max. I guess some people have it on 20 or 30.

Yeah ours are on 20, so it looks like theres more pages. haha.

[Scottyboyrocks]

Jagermeister is ace
Admiring your work after squeezing out a masterpiece is essential, anyone who doesn't is taking the health of their bowel for granted. And missing out on a visual feast
Carry on....

[Studmore]

Jagermeister is ace
Admiring your work after squeezing out a masterpiece is essential, anyone who doesn't is taking the health of their bowel for granted. And missing out on a visual feast
Carry on....

It's just poo? Most of the guys here will probably slap me down but i've never understood why some people take so long over it, taking something to read with them and all that. I'm always in, do the job and out, why the need for a 20 minute epic?

[Scottyboyrocks]

It's just poo? Most of the guys here will probably slap me down but i've never understood why some people take so long over it, taking something to read with them and all that. I'm always in, do the job and out, why the need for a 20 minute epic?

I'm not one of those who deliberately takes an age over dropping the kids off, I'm usually rather German when it comes to my colon related efficiency. However, I'm definitely not gonna jump the gun and wipe and leave before truly ready, that could potentially lead to an itchfest or sticky donut situation. In those cases I'll happily read a paper or magazine and take whatever time needed, but in general I too like to be in and out with minimum time wasted perched over my own faecal matter

[Studmore]

Yeah, i only ever go when i really need to go. I don't get the people who goto the toilet as soon as they feel one coming on, then sit there for half an hour on the john. I mean i don't wait until i'm touching cloth but i don't got 10 minutes after eating either.

[Sophie]

Yeah, i only ever go when i really need to go. I don't get the people who goto the toilet as soon as they feel one coming on, then sit there for half an hour on the john. I mean i don't wait until i'm touching cloth but i don't got 10 minutes after eating either.

Sexy. Haha.

I dont think about it till i need it.

[Studmore]

Sexy. Haha.

I dont think about it till i need it.

Innit. I think you put it in a much nicer way than i did. Basically what i meant.

Now, what to eat. I was thinking sausage sandwich but i've got off that idea for some reason...

[Captain Stu]

How many stamps do you recon id need to get a post card over to america?

19 stamps, big ones.

Yeah it was probably Stu, it normally is. Hmm does sound like a lively day. I need something to eat but i've no idea what.

HA! You suck, muppetfeatures.

Admiring your work after squeezing out a masterpiece is essential, anyone who doesn't is taking the health of their bowel for granted. And missing out on a visual feast
Carry on....

Innit, what if you had blood in your poop? You'd never know. I would, so HA!

[Studmore]

19 stamps, big ones.



HA! You suck, muppetfeatures.



Innit, what if you had blood in your poop? You'd never know. I would, so HA!

Muppetfeatures?

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

fuck, i hate getting up late, off to work in ten mins :(

[Captain Stu]

Muppetfeatures?

Yup, muppetfeatures.

[Studmore]

Yup, muppetfeatures.

Are you insinuating that i look similar to Doctor Bunsen?

[Captain Stu]

Are you insinuating that i look similar to Doctor Bunsen?

No. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/SamtheEagle1.JPG)

[Studmore]

No. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/SamtheEagle1.JPG)

Orly? But i don't have a monobrow and have substancially less hair on my chest.

[Captain Stu]

Orly? But i don't have a monobrow and have substancially less hair on my chest.

Then you sir are a fraud. :mad:

I'm definately Beaker.

[Studmore]

Being a fraud is just one of my talents. And yes you definatly are Beaker you lanky streak of piss. He even looks like the type of Muppet that would be scouse .

[Captain Stu]

Beaker is a genius. Word.

[Sophie]

Innit. I think you put it in a much nicer way than i did. Basically what i meant.

Now, what to eat. I was thinking sausage sandwich but i've got off that idea for some reason...

GRISTLE GRISTLE GRISTLE GRISTLE GRISTLE.

[Studmore]

Beaker is a genius. Word.

[obvious comeback]Yeah, i guess you're not completely like him then.[/obvious comeback]

[Studmore]

GRISTLE GRISTLE GRISTLE GRISTLE GRISTLE.

I was off sausages for a long time after gristle incidents with Morrisons homebrand sausages that my mum always bought. Now we get Walls and thankfully i've never found a gristly one.

[Captain Stu]

Gristle rules. Sophie gobbles it down like spunk.

[obvious comeback]Yeah, i guess you're not completely like him then.[/obvious comeback]

So's your face.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Any missing pages could be attributed to a quite regular poster that has been deleted.

[Studmore]

Gristle rules. Sophie gobbles it down like spunk.

:eek:

So's your face.



:(
Any missing pages could be attributed to a quite regular poster that has been deleted.

Really, whos that then?

[Captain Stu]

Yeah, who?

[Jane]

Any missing pages could be attributed to a quite regular poster that has been deleted.

Good point! Who who who?

*edit* does that mean if Gecko was deleted, this whole thread would disappear!? :eek:

[Hell O' Kitty]

Good point! Who who who?

*edit* does that mean if Gecko was deleted, this whole thread would disappear!? :eek:

I think it would. :eek:

[Jane]

I think it would. :eek:

Noooooooooooooooooooooo! :eek:

[Sophie]

Gristle rules. Sophie gobbles it down like spunk.



So's your face.
No I do not. RANK.

I've opted for gristle free tomato soup. :)

Any missing pages could be attributed to a quite regular poster that has been deleted.

VERY good point there.

[Studmore]

No I do not. RANK.

I've opted for gristle free tomato soup. :)



VERY good point there.

Yes, it's a true point, but WHOM IS A GONNER?

I went for a ham and cheese toastie with spicy potato wedges. Noice.

[Sophie]

Yes, it's a true point, but WHOM IS A GONNER?

I went for a ham and cheese toastie with spicy potato wedges. Noice.

Yum Yum. Although ham concerns me because you get the filthy white bits in it. :(

[Captain Stu]

No I do not. RANK.

Ok, fine, you'd sooner have a gobful of warm creamy goodness than grissle. Point taken.

[Studmore]

Yum Yum. Although ham concerns me because you get the filthy white bits in it. :(

You do, but i do make sure my mum buys only good quality meat in the hope to avoid any gristly stomach churners. The piece i eat were indeed gud'ns.

[Sophie]

Ok, fine, you'd sooner have a gobful of warm creamy goodness than grissle. Point taken.
I really would. HAha
You do, but i do make sure my mum buys only good quality meat in the hope to avoid any gristly stomach churners. The piece i eat were indeed gud'ns.

Yeah, it only really happens with cheap scabby ham.

I like that bernard matthews chicken ham stuff.

[Studmore]

I really would. HAha


Yeah, it only really happens with cheap scabby ham.

I like that bernard matthews chicken ham stuff.

I can never buy products that have two meats in the name, it confuses me. Ok, so i know Ham is just the name for meat off the thigh of an animal, but to me Ham = Pork, so to call something chicken ham confuses me and i don't know what it is. So i don't buy it.

[Sophie]

I can never buy products that have two meats in the name, it confuses me. Ok, so i know Ham is just the name for meat off the thigh of an animal, but to me Ham = Pork, so to call something chicken ham confuses me and i don't know what it is. So i don't buy it.

I'd hope its just chicken. But im not so sure.

Since I work at morrinovs, I see alot of that "bettabuy" shit range of ham and sausages and stuff. They all look fucking gross. Especially the bacon actually, which looks like the sole of a shoe.

[Studmore]

I'd hope its just chicken. But im not so sure.

Since I work at morrinovs, I see alot of that "bettabuy" shit range of ham and sausages and stuff. They all look fucking gross. Especially the bacon actually, which looks like the sole of a shoe.

Yeah i guess so. My mum didn't use to buy the really cheap crap, but she did buy some morrinovs (lol) home brand sausages and thats when i had a few gristle incidents, so i banned my mum from buying them, because like mums do she always said "Well it's only one, they're not all like that". :rolleyes:

[FooManiac4ever]

Hello everyone.
I got published today. Hooorah! :D

[Sophie]

Yeah i guess so. My mum didn't use to buy the really cheap crap, but she did buy some morrinovs (lol) home brand sausages and thats when i had a few gristle incidents, so i banned my mum from buying them, because like mums do she always said "Well it's only one, they're not all like that". :rolleyes:

Walls sausages are where its at.

That, and id probably never buy morrinovs home brand food stuff cause its just bound to be disgusting.

I hate it when they say that. THEY'RE ALWAYS FULL OF GRISTLE!

I dont think my mum likes it either.

[Studmore]

Hello everyone.
I got published today. Hooorah! :D

Ouch did it hurt? :p

Just kidding, well done Becky, you deserve it! :D

[Sophie]

Hello everyone.
I got published today. Hooorah! :D

Well done Becky!

Can you solve the mystery at the lack of pages in this thread?

[FooManiac4ever]

No....
I did notice it though and think it was weird.

[Hell O' Kitty]

I think jamies had his new account delated.

[FooManiac4ever]

ooh. I wonder why.


Also: robo-troy said there are defo UK dates but they've not been announced yet, and said he'd give me a text when he knew what wa going on. :)

[Studmore]

ooh. I wonder why.


Also: robo-troy said there are defo UK dates but they've not been announced yet, and said he'd give me a text when he knew what wa going on. :)

Yeah he has, strange, he must've requested it, i can't see it being deleted otherwise.

Coolio, i reckon i definatly will catch a date if theres one near me and i can afford it.