Radio 1 Annoucement?

[Sophie]

Ahhhhh! Soph's his next gf !!!!! :D
well, it all depends on this next photo doesn't it!
If I recall correctly, Sophie is about 6 foot tall.

YOU are just fucking SHORT. :D I was only about 15 then too. Hahah.

[Studmore]

I'm going to require some proof onto how "good looking" he is.

Well judge for yourself.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=44991334

He definatly does something right, whereas i obviously do everything wrong, combined with my paper bag looks means i repell women.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Sophie will most probably kill me for saying this but she really reminds me of Juliet Lewis

[Sophie]

Well judge for yourself.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=44991334

He definatly does something right, whereas i obviously do everything wrong, combined with my paper bag looks means i repell women.

No, you're quite right, he's fit.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

YOU are just fucking SHORT. :D I was only about 15 then too. Hahah.

Lanky cow.

That orange jumper thing you had is still awesome though.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

No, you're quite right, he's fit.

Has awful taste in music though.

[Studmore]

No, you're quite right, he's fit.

Well there you go then, point proved. :(

[FooManiac4ever]

Page is loading....


Hmm I disagree.

[Sophie]

Lanky cow.

That orange jumper thing you had is still awesome though.
I had an orange jumper!?

Well there you go then, point proved. :(

Tell him to get rid of the shite tash though. The beard is nice, the moustache is shit.

[Studmore]

Page is loading....


Hmm I disagree.

Someone that doesn't find him attractive? Holy mcjeebus of the fourth order. Can i give you his number so you can tell him that?

[Hell O' Kitty]

Well judge for yourself.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=44991334

He definatly does something right, whereas i obviously do everything wrong, combined with my paper bag looks means i repell women.

Its not funny how much he look's like my ex husband in some of those photos:eek:

[FooManiac4ever]

Someone that doesn't find him attractive? Holy mcjeebus of the fourth order. Can i give you his number so you can tell him that?

No...but you can tell him I said it.

He's not ugly like... but nuh-uh...I wouldn't.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I had an orange jumper!?


Not at Hyde. When you were doing all those photoshop things to your pictures there was one where you had an orange jumper type thing.

It was awesome.

[Sophie]

Not at Hyde. When you were doing all those photoshop things to your pictures there was one where you had an orange jumper type thing.

It was awesome.


Really?!

I dont recall ever having an orange jumper thing. Hahah.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Really?!

I dont recall ever having an orange jumper thing. Hahah.

I can remember 3 pictures you showed me. One was the exploding spiky socks. One was the teddy bear bank heist thingy, and the other was the jumper.

I should also probably mention that my memory is incredibly bad and could quite easily be making this all up.

[Studmore]

No...but you can tell him I said it.

He's not ugly like... but nuh-uh...I wouldn't.

I'll definatly pass that on.

But you can imagine being best mates with him does nothing for my confidence. If we're together and meet a girl, chances are if i like her, she likes him instead. Happened atleast three times that. And he doesn't even have to try. God i hate myself sometimes.

[Sophie]

I can remember 3 pictures you showed me. One was the exploding spiky socks. One was the teddy bear bank heist thingy, and the other was the jumper.

I should also probably mention that my memory is incredibly bad and could quite easily be making this all up.

I remember the socks and the heist.

A jumper?! No.

[FooManiac4ever]

Yeah...but that happens to everyone at somepoint.

Except maybe your friend... he seems to be doing shockingly well for himself.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I remember the socks and the heist.

A jumper?! No.

Right, if 2 exist chances are the 3rd does as well.

I'm not crazy :(

That heist is still one of the best pictures ever.

[Studmore]

Yeah...but that happens to everyone at somepoint.

Except maybe your friend... he seems to be doing shockingly well for himself.

Tell me about it. He literally could have any girl he wants, and usually does. Then he gets bored and moves onto another one.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Just out of interest, if you have a myspace music profile, can you see bulletins that your friends have posted?

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Yeah...but that happens to everyone at somepoint.


Doesn't happen to me :cool:

For two reasons.
1. I rarely go out with friends.
2. I make sure to only befriend guys with hideous disfiguiring facial injuries.

[Sophie]

Tell me about it. He literally could have any girl he wants, and usually does. Then he gets bored and moves onto another one.


Send him my way, I'll fuck him up.

[FooManiac4ever]

Doesn't happen to me :cool:

For two reasons.
1. I rarely go out with friends.
2. I make sure to only befriend guys with hideous disfiguiring facial injuries.

haha fair play!

[FooManiac4ever]

Just out of interest, if you have a myspace music profile, can you see bulletins that your friends have posted?

I think so... I'm not 100% sure though. Why? What have you/haven't you done? :)

[.Milly]

I'll definatly pass that on.

But you can imagine being best mates with him does nothing for my confidence. If we're together and meet a girl, chances are if i like her, she likes him instead. Happened atleast three times that. And he doesn't even have to try. God i hate myself sometimes.

I have the same issue with one of my friends, especially when we go out here in America, it seems that she has the look that american men love. I want to shout at them 'SHE IS ORANGE AND HAS FUNNY BOOBIES SOMETIMES'

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

'SHE IS ORANGE AND HAS FUNNY BOOBIES SOMETIMES'

I'm sorry, but you can't post something like that and not link to pictures.

[Studmore]

Doesn't happen to me :cool:

For two reasons.
1. I rarely go out with friends.
2. I make sure to only befriend guys with hideous disfiguiring facial injuries.

I fit into 2 quite well, only it wasn't through injury, all natural.

Send him my way, I'll fuck him up.

It's ok, i'm pretty sure he'll get his comeuppance (sp?) one day.

[FooManiac4ever]

Random observation.... but shifty has been lurking a lot lately...(he's not online now) but every other time I've been on the board in the last few weeks he's been lurking. ahah.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I fit into 2 quite well, only it wasn't through injury, all natural.


Lesson 1.

When people say this they don't actually think it.

Lesson 2.

However, what they do think won't be too much better than what they say.

Lesson 3.

They're usually considerably better looking than their own self-image indicates.

I have an absolutely awful self-image, though apparently I'm not too bad looking. Definitly not a knock-out, but not a complete troll either.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Random observation.... but shifty has been lurking a lot lately...(he's not online now) but every other time I've been on the board in the last few weeks he's been lurking. ahah.

Does that mean you're really the same person?

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

i'm shifty and so is my wife

[Hell O' Kitty]

I think so... I'm not 100% sure though. Why? What have you/haven't you done? :)

Nothing yet, just wondering if I can get some kind of message to him that he would understand... although the gobshite would most probably not realise it was me with the name change.:rolleyes:

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

i'm shifty and so is my wife

I'm a rhinestone cowboy...

[Studmore]

Lesson 1.

When people say this they don't actually think it.

Lesson 2.

However, what they do think won't be too much better than what they say.

Lesson 3.

They're usually considerably better looking than their own self-image indicates.

I have an absolutely awful self-image, though apparently I'm not too bad looking. Definitly not a knock-out, but not a complete troll either.

I do honestly think it. So do girls it seems.

[FooManiac4ever]

Does that mean you're really the same person?

nuh-uh.
just sayin'.
he's been lurking a lot.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

DERRR DERRRR

indeed

[Sophie]

I fit into 2 quite well, only it wasn't through injury, all natural.



It's ok, i'm pretty sure he'll get his comeuppance (sp?) one day.

Alright, but dont say I didnt offer. According to my ex, i ruined his life or something. blah.

MARC - i found this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/crazy_claws/Feb28576.jpg), but nothing of an orange jumper.

[FooManiac4ever]

Nothing yet, just wondering if I can get some kind of message to him that he would understand... although the gobshite would most probably not realise it was me with the name change.:rolleyes:

I sent him a comment before saying "when are you back over here"

why don't you just like send him a comment or something that just asks a random question... I reckon he'd reply like ! :D

[Hell O' Kitty]

Random observation.... but shifty has been lurking a lot lately...(he's not online now) but every other time I've been on the board in the last few weeks he's been lurking. ahah.

Its because I had a go at him for not coming on the board :rolleyes:

[FooManiac4ever]

Its because I had a go at him for not coming on the board :rolleyes:

That doesn't suprise me.

He should get in on this thread. ahahahaha... god imagine... it'd be awful. :D

[Lara]

*lurks*

*is not Shiflett*


*....or am I...?*

[FooManiac4ever]

*lurks*

*is not Shiflett*

hi chicken :D

[Sophie]

I recon hes checking out my sig pic of us looking particularly attractive.

[Lara]

Hello my lovelies, you've been busy today/tonight.:D

[Lara]

I recon hes checking out my sig pic of us looking particularly attractive.

I reckon he's checking out my avatar because he's jealous of me getting a kiss from his bff.:D

[Hell O' Kitty]

I sent him a comment before saying "when are you back over here"

why don't you just like send him a comment or something that just asks a random question... I reckon he'd reply like ! :D

Cant do. He asked me to wait until he contacted me, cant disrespect the request... although if I post a bulletin that is so good that he would have to reply to :rolleyes:

[FooManiac4ever]

Hello my lovelies, you've been busy today/tonight.:D

Indeed...spam central.
Remenising about little hottie :D

And I apparently have a weird stalker :eek: :(

[.Milly]

I'm sorry, but you can't post something like that and not link to pictures.

ORANGE! (http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v160/125/90/204502127/n204502127_32710826_323.jpg)


i am really just jealous, and a bitch.

[FooManiac4ever]

Cant do. He asked me to wait until he contacted me, cant disrespect the request... although if I post a bulletin that is so good that he would have to reply to rolleyes:

Ah god I absolutely hate that.
when someone says... "right don't contact me i'll contact you."
Or... "i'll text you" so then you wait for agessssssssss. and if they don't text you feel vile.

Annoying as anything!!! :(

[Sophie]

ORANGE! (http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v160/125/90/204502127/n204502127_32710826_323.jpg)


i am really just jealous, and a bitch.

You're right, shes got wonky boobs.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I do honestly think it. So do girls it seems.

Nah you don't. I can guarantee you don't.

Basically it goes:

PU (Percieved Ugliness: How ugly you really think you are)
AU (Actual Ugliness: How ugly you really are)
VU (Verbal Ugliness: How ugly you say you are)

4AU = PU/VU

So if your Perceived Ugliness is 10, and your Verbal Ugliness is 12 that gives you an Actual Ugliness value of 3.3.

You're only 33% as ugly as you actually think you are.

Hands up who can tell I'm really quite bored.

[Lara]

You're right, shes got wonky boobs.

And a weird grimace/smile.:confused: And yes. Very orange.

And Becky, I know, I saw that weird stalker thread. Worrying.:(

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

MARC - i found this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/crazy_claws/Feb28576.jpg), but nothing of an orange jumper.

Tee hee :D

Maybe it was a striped jumper or something? Maybe it was a top? I remember there being orange. Maybe there was black too.

[FooManiac4ever]

Nah you don't. I can guarantee you don't.

Basically it goes:

PU (Percieved Ugliness: How ugly you really think you are)
AU (Actual Ugliness: How ugly you really are)
VU (Verbal Ugliness: How ugly you say you are)

4AU = PU/VU

So if your Perceived Ugliness is 10, and your Verbal Ugliness is 12 that gives you an Actual Ugliness value of 3.3.

You're only 33% as ugly as you actually think you are.

Hands up who can tell I'm really quite bored.
That's insane... and surely not accurate?

Plus: if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, surely to some people you'd be ugly as anything but to someone else you'd be like 10 or something.

[Sophie]

Tee hee :D

Maybe it was a striped jumper or something? Maybe it was a top? I remember there being orange. Maybe there was black too.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I know what you mean now. I wore that like.. 2 days ago.

Everyone laugh at Ookie:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/crazy_claws/4.jpg

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

ORANGE! (http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v160/125/90/204502127/n204502127_32710826_323.jpg)


i am really just jealous, and a bitch.

This is going to sound really, really bad, but facially she looks like she has some form of palsy and I bet those tits are a lot further down when she removes the wonderbra.

I would not go near her.

[Studmore]

Nah you don't. I can guarantee you don't.

Basically it goes:

PU (Percieved Ugliness: How ugly you really think you are)
AU (Actual Ugliness: How ugly you really are)
VU (Verbal Ugliness: How ugly you say you are)

4AU = PU/VU

So if your Perceived Ugliness is 10, and your Verbal Ugliness is 12 that gives you an Actual Ugliness value of 3.3.

You're only 33% as ugly as you actually think you are.

Hands up who can tell I'm really quite bored.

so at the end of all that, i'm still ugly.

[FooManiac4ever]

And Becky, I know, I saw that weird stalker thread. Worrying.:(

It's you isn't it. :(




:)
Might as well laugh about it...before I scare myself.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

That's insane... and surely not accurate?

Plus: if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, surely to some people you'd be ugly as anything but to someone else you'd be like 10 or something.

Yeah, I just make shit up when I'm bored. I'm a grade A waffler.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I know what you mean now. I wore that like.. 2 days ago.

YAS! Not crazy :cool:


Everyone laugh at Ookie:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/crazy_claws/4.jpg

Awww, the little mite :)

so at the end of all that, i'm still ugly.

You look like a young Louis Theroux imo, and a load of people find him attractive.

[Sophie]

Yeah, I just make shit up when I'm bored. I'm a grade A waffler.



YAS! Not crazy :cool:



Awww, the little mite :)



You look like a young Louis Theroux imo, and a load of people find him attractive.

Hahahha.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Nah you don't. I can guarantee you don't.

Basically it goes:

PU (Percieved Ugliness: How ugly you really think you are)
AU (Actual Ugliness: How ugly you really are)
VU (Verbal Ugliness: How ugly you say you are)

4AU = PU/VU

So if your Perceived Ugliness is 10, and your Verbal Ugliness is 12 that gives you an Actual Ugliness value of 3.3.

You're only 33% as ugly as you actually think you are.

Hands up who can tell I'm really quite bored.

In my opinion, it doest matter how 'attractive' a man is perceived to be as long as they can make me laugh or engage me in semi intelligent conversation I could possibly be interested.

God I'm so drunk:p

[FooManiac4ever]

Bloody 4am....
Right. I'm off.
Take care chums!

Nighttttttttttt x

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

In my opinion, it doest matter how 'attractive' a man is perceived to be as long as they can make me laugh or engage me in semi intelligent conversation I could possibly be interested.

God I'm so drunk:p

It's the same here. Well, just not with men.

Sure being pretty helps, but it's certainly not the main thing I look for in a girl.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Not enough people use the term "cheerio" for my liking.

Get to it people.

Right. I'm off.
Take care chums!

Have a good 'un.

[Studmore]

G'Night Becky!

And Louis Theroux? Well i guess it could be worse. It was Harry Potter all through school, even though i bear no resemblance to him at all. McLovin from Superbad is probably the most annoying, although maybe quite true.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

I found the Tamponmobile picture when I was at my parents last. Should've emailed it to moy London address.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Bloody 4am....
Right. I'm off.
Take care chums!

Nighttttttttttt x

Nighty night :)

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

G'Night Becky!

And Louis Theroux? Well i guess it could be worse. It was Harry Potter all through school, even though i bear no resemblance to him at all. McLovin from Superbad is probably the most annoying, although maybe quite true.

http://www.tvscoop.tv/louis-thumb.jpg

[.Milly]

This is going to sound really, really bad, but facially she looks like she has some form of palsy and I bet those tits are a lot further down when she removes the wonderbra.

I would not go near her.

Ahaha. I really shouldn't laugh as she's a friend but proper lolz. Same as my mum today in her email after seeing recent photos 'Soph looks like she's getting oranger every day'


All the boys in that photo blates fancy her though.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Ahaha. I really shouldn't laugh as she's a friend but proper lolz. Same as my mum today in her email after seeing recent photos 'Soph looks like she's getting oranger every day'


All the boys in that photo blates fancy her though.

Yeah, but those boys all look like they were in Miami Vice.

[Sophie]

Ahaha. I really shouldn't laugh as she's a friend but proper lolz. Same as my mum today in her email after seeing recent photos 'Soph looks like she's getting oranger every day'


All the boys in that photo blates fancy her though.

Oh great, i share a name with a wonky boob orange?? :(

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I know what you mean now. I wore that like.. 2 days ago.

Everyone laugh at Ookie:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/crazy_claws/4.jpg

how old is that picture, fuck you! :( :(

[Hell O' Kitty]

It's the same here. Well, just not with men.

Sure being pretty helps, but it's certainly not the main thing I look for in a girl.

I have gone out with many an intresting looking chap because they have made me laugh

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Oh great, i share a name with a wonky boob orange?? :(

But do you suffer from inclinatory mammaries?

[Studmore]

http://www.tvscoop.tv/louis-thumb.jpg

Hmm, still not seeing it. This is the comparison another mate did of me and McLovin -

http://a423.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/109/l_0a170978d88d4e5046e3e716f6d5711e.jpg

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

This is the comparison another mate did of me and McLovin -

http://a423.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/109/l_0a170978d88d4e5046e3e716f6d5711e.jpg

The only link there is you have glasses.

[.Milly]

Oh great, i share a name with a wonky boob orange?? :(

You are a non oranged most probably pert boobed lady though!

I was going to be called sophie then my mum's best friend called her daughter sophie 4 months before I was born.

[Studmore]

The only link there is you have glasses.

Same with theroux if you ask me. Although maybe we have similar shaped faces, i'll give you that.

[Sophie]

You are a non oranged most probably pert boobed lady though!

I was going to be called sophie then my mum's best friend called her daughter sophie 4 months before I was born.

What a bitch! You should be a Sophie. There needs to be more cool Sophies out there.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

What a bitch! You should be a Sophie. There needs to be more cool Sophies out there.

you certainly aren't helping the cause ;)

[Studmore]

What a bitch! You should be a Sophie. There needs to be more cool Sophies out there.

I have an awesome friend called Sophie if that helps. But then i guess people like Sophie Anderton drag your good name down.

[Lara]

It's you isn't it. :(


Might as well laugh about it...before I scare myself.
Nah, I don't need to make an alter to tell you you're awesome.:D
In my opinion, it doest matter how 'attractive' a man is perceived to be as long as they can make me laugh or engage me in semi intelligent conversation I could possibly be interested.

God I'm so drunk
This.:)
Bloody 4am....
Right. I'm off.
Take care chums!

Nighttttttttttt x

Cheerio Beckums.:)

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

you certainly aren't helping the cause ;)

I accidentally emailed a certain picture to the entire FML late shift.

[Sophie]

I accidentally emailed a certain picture to the entire FML late shift.

Ahahhah. BRILLIANT.

[Hell O' Kitty]

You are a non oranged most probably pert boobed lady though!

I was going to be called sophie then my mum's best friend called her daughter sophie 4 months before I was born.

Simmlar situatoion

I was supposed to be called Sarah but my mum's neighbor gave birth three days earlier and stole the name (apparently) so I got stuck with a generic 70's name :rolleyes:

Why my mum couldn't have given me her name is beyond me, just because she hates it is no good reason, I really like Anastasia over Kerry.

[Rear Admiral Ookie]

that one where i'm rimming a goat?

[.Milly]

What a bitch! You should be a Sophie. There needs to be more cool Sophies out there.

I went on a fake date with a best friend and we gave each other fake names, he was Nick and I was Sophie!

[Sophie]

Simmlar situatoion

I was supposed to be called Sarah but my mum's neighbor gave birth three days earlier and stole the name (apparently) so I got stuck with a generic 70's name :rolleyes:

Why my mum couldn't have given me her name is beyond me, just because she hates it is no good reason, I really like Anastasia over Kerry.

I like the name Kerry. :)

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Kerry is a much nicer name than Anastacia.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Right, I'm off now.

Cheerio peeps.

[Studmore]

Cheerio fella.

[Sophie]

I've just realised ive got a driving lesson in approximately 5 hours.

NIGHT EVERYONE

[Studmore]

I've just realised ive got a driving lesson in approximately 5 hours.

NIGHT EVERYONE

Haha, theres planning for you. Night Soph!

[Hell O' Kitty]

I like the name Kerry. :)

I fucking hate it with a passion. I just thank Christ that my mum decided to call me Kerry with Ann as my middle name rather than Kerry Ann... I may be white trash but there really is no need to advertise.:rolleyes:

[Hell O' Kitty]

Johnny Cash's version of hurt >anything

[Studmore]

Johnny Cash's version of hurt >anything

Tis a beautiful, beautiful song.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Tis a beautiful, beautiful song.

That and Pearl Jam's Black are the only two songs that make me want to cry.

[Studmore]

That and Pearl Jam's Black are the only two songs that make me want to cry.

There are quite a few songs that brings a tear to my eye. Bridge Over Troubled water and Boyzones No Matter What are the main ones because they were played at my grandmas funeral. :( There are a few others but i can't think of them, it's pretty late.

[Hell O' Kitty]

There are quite a few songs that brings a tear to my eye. Bridge Over Troubled water and Boyzones No Matter What are the main ones because they were played at my grandmas funeral. :( There are a few others but i can't think of them, it's pretty late.

I've told a big fat lie about those being the only tunes. I'm in a pretty sad mood and I'm going through my catlogue... The Cure's Love Song makes me sob just because its the song that I listened to most when I was braking up with my husband.

I cant listen to Bronski Beat's Small Town Boy (I know stupid tune) with out feeling really sad. It was just after my Granddad died, my Grandma was packing up to leave her house and my mum and nanna went over the road leaving me in the house by myself (for the first time ever) and that came on the radio.

Actually come to think of it I'm an emo git :o

[Lara]

That and Pearl Jam's Black are the only two songs that make me want to cry.

I prefer Trent's version, but yes, that and Black are two that always get to me. Heaven by The Fire Theft and Hallelujah done by Jeff Buckley are another two. I have quite the list. Total emo git.:o


Aaaaand, I'm back to the top of the page. It was only a matter of time. :p

[Studmore]

I've told a big fat lie about those being the only tunes. I'm in a pretty sad mood and I'm going through my catlogue... The Cure's Love Song makes me sob just because its the song that I listened to most when I was braking up with my husband.

Just as music makes you feel happy it can make you feel shit as well.

Actually come to think of it I'm an emo git :o

Yeah it's amazing how an event can change your feeling on a particular song. I might sound like a big girl, but i cry A LOT watching tv programmes and films, especially when they use certain music in the background of sad or emotional scenes.

In Lost series 1 when Boon died and Claire gave birth i was in tears. The song played in the background is called Life and Death, very apt and had me in tears.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Yeah it's amazing how an event can change your feeling on a particular song. I might sound like a big girl, but i cry A LOT watching tv programmes and films, especially when they use certain music in the background of sad or emotional scenes.

In Lost series 1 when Boon died and Claire gave birth i was in tears. The song played in the background is called Life and Death, very apt and had me in tears.

Every body's that knows me is going to take the piss out of me for this but I cry at TV show's so easily. Last night I was watching a show about chickens and the difference between free range and battery farmed. I cried when the guy that was making the program had to 'cull' one of the battery farmed chicks so he took it out side of the shed to do it so it would get at least one look at daylight before it died.

I am way to morose this evening.

What does and Mexican put under his carpet?


underlay, underlay, underlay


And I'm back in the room.

[Hell O' Kitty]

OHHHH Elton John's Your Song kill's me.


I think I feel just a tad lonely.:o

[Studmore]

I'm always feeling lonely. Usually cos i'm on my own all the time.

[Hell O' Kitty]

I'm always feeling lonely. Usually cos i'm on my own all the time.

You should come and hang out in the Pool, actually scrap that your most probably best off where you are. :p


Its odd being by yourself after being married for eight years. For all the shit that he's given me over the past few months... I miss the stupid twat.

[Studmore]

You should come and hang out in the Pool, actually scrap that your most probably best off where you are. :p


Its odd being by yourself after being married for eight years. For all the shit that he's given me over the past few months... I miss the stupid twat.

Well i've obviously no idea what thats like, but i guess you just miss having someone there all the time rather than who it is.

It's weird in my house because my Dad works away for two weeks at a time and my sister is at Uni, so most of the time it is just me and my mum in the house. It is quiet, but i like it. Me and my mum get on so well so i do like it just me and her, but sometimes i do feel lonely. I always feel bad when i go out though and leave my mum on her own. :(

most of my friends all live in a village about 4 miles away so without me driving it's hard to see them much, plus the fact they all either work or are at college/uni so now that i'm not working most of my days are just spent sat on my bill, usually posting crap here.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Well i've obviously no idea what thats like, but i guess you just miss having someone there all the time rather than who it is.

It's weird in my house because my Dad works away for two weeks at a time and my sister is at Uni, so most of the time it is just me and my mum in the house. It is quiet, but i like it. Me and my mum get on so well so i do like it just me and her, but sometimes i do feel lonely. I always feel bad when i go out though and leave my mum on her own. :(

most of my friends all live in a village about 4 miles away so without me driving it's hard to see them much, plus the fact they all either work or are at college/uni so now that i'm not working most of my days are just spent sat on my bill, usually posting crap here.


Totally know how you feel. Nearly all of my mates live in London and the ones that do live up north all have silly grown up lives that bore me to tears. I do think that it was a stupid mistake to move back up here and to be honest if I hadn't, I wouldn't have stayed with fuck nugget so long. The reason that I did come home is because of my mum, she's not well and I just wanted to spend as much time with her as I could but I'm finding that I'm living more and more of my life for her instead of me. I have a whole guilt complex going on about when I was younger, I was a complete bitch. I guess I'm just trying to make amends now before it's to late. I owe her every thing.

And on that note I bid you goodnight. :)

[Studmore]

I know you're long gone but i went to watch a film, so g'night Kerry. :)

I'm also going but not to bed, to watch some more films i think. Going to try and get straight back to a normal sleep pattern and that means pulling an 24hr stay awake deal.

Later folks.

[Lara]

I know you're long gone but i went to watch a film, so g'night Kerry. :)

I'm also going but not to bed, to watch some more films i think. Going to try and get straight back to a normal sleep pattern and that means pulling an 24hr stay awake deal.

Later folks.
Good luck Simone, I was a zombie last time I tried it but it worked.

[Captain Stu]

Jesus christ, you motherfuckers need to sleep at normal times.

I'm a disgusting fucking person, and i swear to god, i'll never be anythign else.

*hug*

You're amazing, I wish you didn't live in Stoke (Becky too) so we could hang out and I could laugh at you when drunk.

There all arsehole's :(

NOT. ALL. OF. US.

What is it with women and their shocking abilities to pick the wrong guy and then stick with them for far longer than they should?

Women. :rolleyes:

And he;s not textingf back, IM RIHT HERE . I couldnt be much more fuckoign avaliable, ARTGH

Don't waste time waiting around for someone, you're far better than that.

What he said. Might Night.

:D!

Send him my way, I'll fuck him up.

SLUT!!

I have the same issue with one of my friends, especially when we go out here in America, it seems that she has the look that american men love. I want to shout at them 'SHE IS ORANGE AND HAS FUNNY BOOBIES SOMETIMES'

ORANGE! (http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v160/125/90/204502127/n204502127_32710826_323.jpg)

I can't see the photo in work, but I think I know which friend you mean...

[Yoz]

Bloody hell this thread is WOW. It just took me 5mins to scan through the ten pages its grown since i last looked.
Pfffttt:)

[Katie Everlong]

My fucking head.

Oh my god.

I think i'm still drunk.

[Captain Stu]

*hugs for Katie*

You're my little pal you are. :)

[Katie Everlong]

I'm so hungover i can't see.

[Captain Stu]

Like a mole?

[Jane]

Random observation.... but shifty has been lurking a lot lately...(he's not online now) but every other time I've been on the board in the last few weeks he's been lurking. ahah.

I recon hes checking out my sig pic of us looking particularly attractive.

We should totally turn this into a Shiflett appreciation thread :)

Yeah, but those boys all look like they were in Miami Vice.

They do, I bet they're both called Chad as well.

I'm so hungover i can't see.

Feeling any better Kato?

Well my company have slightly redeemed themselves today. They're paying for us all to go to Paris on the Eurostar on a WORK day. Even paying for lunch when we get there and we're allowed to bring partners too... shame I haven't got one. It could be a lonely day in gay Paris for me!!

[Katie Everlong]

Shifty knows he's loved! Though my friend Lisa is quite devastated he abandoned the blonde.

No i feel worse, i honestly feel so so sick. WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF.

Urgh

[Captain Stu]

Well my company have slightly redeemed themselves today. They're paying for us all to go to Paris on the Eurostar on a WORK day. Even paying for lunch when we get there and we're allowed to bring partners too... shame I haven't got one. It could be a lonely day in gay Paris for me!!

At least you'll see some cool French stuff. :) Take a mate with you and claim it's your partner... even if it's a gal. :D

No i feel worse, i honestly feel so so sick. WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF.

BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC!!

[stu250]

aaaaaand blink.

fuckin hell, i only left the board at about 11.00 last night and its been a drunken, guilt laden, self hating insomniacs paradise. quick early morning thanks to stu for doing that whole multi quote - pretty much right on there fella.

morning all, hope everyone is feeling fresh and spritely (katie) - i just dont know where to start - it took me about 20 mins to catch up and the best bit was summed up in just 4 letters.................

"bhum"

stu.

[Jane]

Shifty knows he's loved! Though my friend Lisa is quite devastated he abandoned the blonde.

No i feel worse, i honestly feel so so sick. WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF.

Urgh

God he looks so much better with a shaved head. That bleech was just wrong.

Take some tablets, have a drink and go back to bed for a nap. Unless you've actually been sick and then it's a whole different ball game.

At least you'll see some cool French stuff. :) Take a mate with you and claim it's your partner... even if it's a gal. :D

I thought of this, but then I'd have to keep up the pretense as my colleagues are nosey fucks. I feel discriminated against!!

[Lara]

We should totally turn this into a Shiflett appreciation thread :)

Totally.:D


Well my company have slightly redeemed themselves today. They're paying for us all to go to Paris on the Eurostar on a WORK day. Even paying for lunch when we get there and we're allowed to bring partners too... shame I haven't got one. It could be a lonely day in gay Paris for me!!

Nice one! Eat lots of cheese and bread and snails and frogslegs for me please.:) (Actually, skip the snails and frogslegs.)

PS I may be madly in love with Jon Stewart. Funny gets me every. single. time.:o

[stu250]

you may have read it, its doin the rounds at the mo' - i found it good......

Alaska Christmas Party

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick
of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as
far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets
groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone
knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing
there.

'Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road.

Having a
Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to
come. About 5:00.'

'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to
meet some local folks. Thank you.'

As Lars is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you......be some
drinkin'.'

'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I
can drink with the best of 'em.'

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely
gonna be some fightin' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be
there, Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too.'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've
been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By
the way, what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter . Just gonna be the two of us.'

stu.

[Katie Everlong]

BTW, has Becky got a quote that i said in her sig?

[Captain Stu]

BTW, has Becky got a quote that i said in her sig?

Yup! :D About wanting to lick Captain Slow's bhum.

[stu250]

does that make you a rhim-merchant........:D

stu.

[Katie Everlong]

And on that i'm off to watch Top Gear! Back in 60 minutes x

[Lara]

And on that i'm off to watch Top Gear! Back in 60 minutes x

We get the Hamster's comeback show next week, yay.:)

[stu250]

And on that i'm off to watch Top Gear! Back in 60 minutes x

dont forget to floss before you come back here m'dear.

stu.

[stu250]

We get the Hamster's comeback show next week, yay.:)

the intro song for his entrance is rather good, and fitting.

stu.

[stu250]

I can't remember that - what was is?

I loved the fuss they made. :cool:

it was "upside down" by either the pointer sisters or diana ross or someone like that..........

"boy you turn me, in-side out and round and round".

stu.

[Lara]

it was "upside down" by either the pointer sisters or diana ross or someone like that..........

"boy you turn me, in-side out and round and round".

stu.

Ahahahaha, awesome.:D

[Jane]

OK, you've lost me with all this Top Gear talk.

[Katie Everlong]

It was the episode where May makes the Top Gear theme tune using Car Revs and when Hammond goes on the Bull Run.

Good Times!

[Lara]

It was the episode where May makes the Top Gear theme tune using Car Revs and when Hammond goes on the Bull Run.

Good Times!

I've seen that one! The tune bit cracked me up.:D

[Captain Stu]

OK, you've lost me with all this Top Gear talk.

You don't watch? I thought you were cool! :(

[Jane]

You don't watch? I thought you were cool! :(

I am. Too cool to watch it.

I do sometimes, but am not obsessed like some of you :rolleyes: :p

[Jane]

Ooooh I tell you what I am obsessed with (and this is a little sad), The Real World Denver!! They've put a load of drunk sluts in a house together and it's sooooo fucking funny. I looooove trash TV :D

[Sophie]

It was the episode where May makes the Top Gear theme tune using Car Revs and when Hammond goes on the Bull Run.

Good Times!


You were watching Dave too then? :D

I dont understand how you were SO wrecked last night, and up so early today.

[FooManiac4ever]

Afternoon everyone! :)

[Katie Everlong]

You were watching Dave too then? :D

I dont understand how you were SO wrecked last night, and up so early today.

I was on Jeremy Kyle this morning!!! In the audience and was in it LOADS, so i had to watch it! Obviously, and it was on at half 9

I feel like such shit, i was so fucking hammered. This lesbian started touching my neck and then went can i have your number? and i went "yeah sound" and just give her my phone. I had chips and cheese and went "I CANT EAT THESE, IM DEAD SICK" then put my face in them?!

[Charlotte]

Afternoon everyone! :)

Afternoon:)

[FooManiac4ever]

I was on Jeremy Kyle this morning!!! In the audience and was in it LOADS, so i had to watch it! Obviously, and it was on at half 9

I feel like such shit, i was so fucking hammered. This lesbian started touching my neck and then went can i have your number? and i went "yeah sound" and just give her my phone. I had chips and cheese and went "I CANT EAT THESE, IM DEAD SICK" then put my face in them?!
HA! was she on the hockey team?


You idiot. <3

[Captain Stu]

Afternoon Beckyizzle.

:)

Hahahahaha, Katie got picked up by a lesbo!!

KATIE'S GAY!!

[Sophie]

I was on Jeremy Kyle this morning!!! In the audience and was in it LOADS, so i had to watch it! Obviously, and it was on at half 9

I feel like such shit, i was so fucking hammered. This lesbian started touching my neck and then went can i have your number? and i went "yeah sound" and just give her my phone. I had chips and cheese and went "I CANT EAT THESE, IM DEAD SICK" then put my face in them?!

What time was that on? I tried to catch it, but I think I was late. :(

Ahahah that's fucking amazing.

I plan to get as battered as that tonight! :D

[Katie Everlong]

HA! was she on the hockey team?


You idiot. <3

I know i know, what did i say on the phone?! Was i crying?! I cant even remember :(

[Lara]

Afternoon Beckyizzle.

:)

Hahahahaha, Katie got picked up by a lesbo!!

KATIE'S GAY!!
...not that there's anything wrong with that...:mad:


PS Afternoon Becky.

[FooManiac4ever]

I know i know, what did i say on the phone?! Was i crying?! I cant even remember :(

I think you told me you were crying.
and you were slurring quite badly.
Then I reminded you of that massive woman who tried to rape tom last year and we laughed for ages.
Then you were okay.

[Katie Everlong]

What time was that on? I tried to catch it, but I think I was late. :(

Ahahah that's fucking amazing.

I plan to get as battered as that tonight! :D

Stu, I'm merely comfortable with my sexuality!

Also, DO GET AS BATTERED AS THAT! It's dead fun, but the next day isn't. Im uploading my photos now.

[Sophie]

Stu, I'm merely comfortable with my sexuality!

Also, DO GET AS BATTERED AS THAT! It's dead fun, but the next day isn't. Im uploading my photos now.

I hope there's lots of you on the floor.

Thursday nights are the best nights out here anyway, Double vodka red bull for £2. Then onto a club where a pint is about £1.75. EXCELLENT.

[Lara]

I hope there's lots of you on the floor.

Thursday nights are the best nights out here anyway, Double vodka red bull for £2. Then onto a club where a pint is about £1.75. EXCELLENT.

That reminds me, I need to find my drunken floor pics. I have...quite a few.:o :D

[Katie Everlong]

I think you told me you were crying.
and you were slurring quite badly.
Then I reminded you of that massive woman who tried to rape tom last year and we laughed for ages.
Then you were okay.

ahahahaha, i proper don't remember that.

I remember very vaguely saying "im alooooooone" etc

[FooManiac4ever]

That reminds me, I need to find my drunken floor pics. I have...quite a few.:o :D

I have one of me passed out on a couch.
And several of me just lying on the floor sober.

But very few of me hammered on the floor. :(

[Captain Stu]

...not that there's anything wrong with that...:mad:

I never bloody said there was!

Stu, I'm merely comfortable with my sexuality!

Also, DO GET AS BATTERED AS THAT! It's dead fun, but the next day isn't. Im uploading my photos now.

You want her to be comfortable with your sexuality too. ;)

I must confess, I do love looking at Katie's drunken photos, they're always blurry and hilarious. :D

[Sophie]

I have one of me passed out on a couch.
And several of me just lying on the floor sober.

But very few of me hammered on the floor. :(

I dont have that many either actually. I might make that my plan for tonight. Get floor pictures.

[Lara]

I never bloody said there was!


Just making sure!:mad:

...methinks the Stu doth protest too much...



:D

[Katie Everlong]

YES! I CREATED THAT GROUP!!

Put your pictures on, and invite all your friends. I wanna be the creator of a dead big group :cool:

I don't have that many photos because i got THAT drunk.

[Captain Stu]

Just making sure!:mad:

...methinks the Stu doth protest too much...



:D

So's your face!

:cool:

[Captain Stu]

YES! I CREATED THAT GROUP!!

Put your pictures on, and invite all your friends. I wanna be the creator of a dead big group :cool:

I don't have that many photos because i got THAT drunk.

Will it be as awesome as my group - you know, the one about the homeless guy in liverpool who plays the cardboard guitar? Guess what happened to that... fucking Facialbook closed it down because they said it was basically a group that hated on someone or a group of people. I had over five and a half thousand people in that.

IT WAS A FUCKING TRIBUTE TO THE BEST TRAMP EVER!!

[FooManiac4ever]

Will it be as awesome as my group - you know, the one about the homeless guy in liverpool who plays the cardboard guitar? Guess what happened to that... fucking Facialbook closed it down because they said it was basically a group that hated on someone or a group of people. I had over five and a half thousand people in that.

IT WAS A FUCKING TRIBUTE TO THE BEST TRAMP EVER!! They closed it? :eek:

I wonder if they closed the one about the polish tramp on the way to birmingham who died. :(

[Captain Stu]

They closed it? :eek:

I wonder if they closed the one about the polish tramp on the way to birmingham who died. :(

Yeah, they closed it and sent me a snotty email threatening to ban me if I made another group like that.

There's fucking groups on there slagging off celebrities, wishing people dead and all kinds. Pack of cunts, singling my awesome group out.

[Lara]

So's your face!

:cool:

What a gay comeback.:rolleyes:

Edit: yay, Daz brought home a box of Krispy Kremes. *gorges* :D

[Captain Stu]

What a gay comeback.:rolleyes:

You're a gay comeback!

:D

OMG! WHICH ONES DID HE BRING YOU?!

[Katie Everlong]

I'm hungry as a pig, i want a mcdonalds

[Sophie]

Yeah, they closed it and sent me a snotty email threatening to ban me if I made another group like that.

There's fucking groups on there slagging off celebrities, wishing people dead and all kinds. Pack of cunts, singling my awesome group out.

Fucking gays.

If I ever become a tramp, I aspire to be like him with a card guitar.

Hell if I saw him i'd give him money just for the hilarity.

[Lara]

You're a gay comeback!

:D

I know you are but what am I!:mad:

God, it's like I'm living with Naj and Soph again.:p

[Katie Everlong]

You're a gay comeback!

:D

OMG! WHICH ONES DID HE BRING YOU?!

WHATS THAT IN YOUR SIG!?!! I never even said that

[Lara]

You're a gay comeback!

:D

OMG! WHICH ONES DID HE BRING YOU?!

Hang on, I'll get the box out.


*snigger*...box...

[Captain Stu]

Fucking gays.

If I ever become a tramp, I aspire to be like him with a card guitar.

Hell if I saw him i'd give him money just for the hilarity.

Yeah, if you're gonna be homeless, at least be cool.

I know you are but what am I!:mad:

God, it's like I'm living with Naj and Soph again.:p

Takes one to know one. :)

WHATS THAT IN YOUR SIG!?!! I never even said that

Yes you very well did!

http://bbs.foofighters.com/showthread.php?p=2410164#post2410164

Hang on, I'll get the box out.

*snigger*...box...

If you're gonna get your box out, at least step away from the computer first, you mucky sod.

Been able to use that same pun twice in two days. Booyeah!

[Sophie]

I'm hungry as a pig, i want a mcdonalds
You should know better than that.
WHATS THAT IN YOUR SIG!?!! I never even said that
Yeeeeeah you did. :D

[Lara]

Chocolate glazed. Raspberry filled. Cinnamon. Chocolate coated custard filled (my personal fave). traditional hundreds and thousands covered. strawberry filled. traditional chocolate iced. another couple I can't recognise by sight; but there's 12 altogether. Envy me. :)

[Captain Stu]

Chocolate glazed. Raspberry filled. Cinnamon. Chocolate coated custard filled (my personal fave). traditional hundreds and thousands covered. strawberry filled. traditional chocolate iced. another couple I can't recognise by sight; but there's 12 altogether. Envy me. :)

*envies a lot*

Krispy Kremes are food porn, especially the ones I highlighted! My gluttonous one is the cake doughnut one, you know the one I mean? It's like a ring-shaped choc cake with frosting on top, it's so horribly delicious.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Good God my head feels like its going to explode.


I sware to Bob I am never going to drink again. Sambuka (how the fuck is that even spelt) shots are wrong.

[Lara]

*envies a lot*

Krispy Kremes are food porn, especially the ones I highlighted! My gluttonous one is the cake doughnut one, you know the one I mean? It's like a ring-shaped choc cake with frosting on top, it's so horribly delicious.

I do; I have one of those too. I shall leave that one til last, just to torment you.:)

And I'm not even a bloody sweet tooth! But Krispy Kremes do me in, dagnabit.

[Captain Stu]

You mean lady. :( MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!

Good God my head feels like its going to explode.

I sware to Bob I am never going to drink again. Sambuka (how the fuck is that even spelt) shots are wrong.

Sambuca. ;) Next time, try getting a round of gas chambers in and feel your head explode. :)

[FooManiac4ever]

I bought a box of Krispy Creme Doughnuts in Selfridges once.
Best £8 I ever spent !!!

[Captain Stu]

The nearest place that sells them is in fecking Manchester. :(

[Lara]

You mean lady. :( MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!


Oi.

I ain't no lady.:mad:

*pats Kerry's almost-exploding head:( *

[FooManiac4ever]

The nearest place that sells them is in fecking Manchester. :(

Roadtrip!

[Hell O' Kitty]

You mean lady. :( MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!



Sambuca. ;) Next time, try getting a round of gas chambers in and feel your head explode. :)

Only one letter out, quite impresive in my current state.

I have no idea what one of those are.

[Katie Everlong]

Are me and Kerry the hungovers of today then? I seriously might go get a mcdonalds, they sort you out they do!

ALSO, PEOPLE WHO HAVE ITV2. PUT IT ON NOW AND WATCH JEREMY KYLE, AND WATCH THE BEGINNING WHEN HE WALKS DOWN THE STAIRS, LOOK JUST TO THE RIGHT OF HIM AND YOULL SEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Lara]

I believe you are; though I'm working on one of my own...:o :D

And I have Krispy Kremes to wake up to, yay.:)

[Captain Stu]

Oi.

I ain't no lady.:mad:

*pats Kerry's almost-exploding head:( *

Ha, that's revenge then! :D

Roadtrip!

I wonder if Kat needs to go back to her Mum's for anything... *whistles innocently*

I have no idea what one of those are.

Order black sambuca (has to be the black stuff) shot and a spare glass, like a wine glass and a straw too.

Light the shot on fire and hold the wine glass above it, capturing the fumes.

After a set amount of time, however long you want, lower the glass down over the shot, slip the straw under the side and start sucking the fumes out of the glass.

When you've had as much fumes as you can handle, neck the shot and prepare to fall over. :D

[Hell O' Kitty]

Are me and Kerry the hungovers of today then? I seriously might go get a mcdonalds, they sort you out they do!

ALSO, PEOPLE WHO HAVE ITV2. PUT IT ON NOW AND WATCH JEREMY KYLE, AND WATCH THE BEGINNING WHEN HE WALKS DOWN THE STAIRS, LOOK JUST TO THE RIGHT OF HIM AND YOULL SEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

It looks like it chick.

Can you tape it and stick it on You Tube. I cant turn Sky over from upstairs and I'm really not up to getting out of my bed at the mo.

[Katie Everlong]

I LOVE THE TENNANT (http://staffs.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=183854&l=16bfd&id=281000197)

[Captain Stu]

I LOVE THE TENNANT (http://staffs.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=183854&l=16bfd&id=281000197)

Outfit for the night, sober. (http://staffs.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=183854&l=16bfd&id=281000197)

Pressies (http://staffs.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=183854&l=16bfd&id=281000197)

Starting to get a bit drunk now. (http://staffs.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=183854&l=16bfd&id=281000197)

Hammered (http://staffs.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=183854&l=16bfd&id=281000197)

Yep (http://staffs.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=183854&l=16bfd&id=281000197)

I'll have to check when I get home, boooooo.

[Katie Everlong]

Are those photos all the same?!

[Captain Stu]

Are those photos all the same?!

The links are all the same when you hover over them, roflz.

[stu250]

The links are all the same when you hover over them, roflz.

silly billy.

stu.

[Lara]

Are those photos all the same?!

They are you mong, I think you're still drunk.:D

[Katie Everlong]

urgh i need to get up and go maccies. Im lying on the sofa with my blankie

Ill put the other photos on later

[stu250]

big mac meal with large coke and 6 nuggets with curry sauce does the trick.

stu.

[Katie Everlong]

Fizzy Fanta is the way to go.

[Captain Stu]

The correct answer is "strawberry milkshake".

[stu250]

The correct answer is "strawberry milkshake".

sorry fella, but if its post hang-over (which i think it is in katies case) then its gotta be a large bicycle spoke. hold on for the sugar rush.

stu.

[Katie Everlong]

Urgh im finding out about all the stuff i did last night.

[Captain Stu]

Urgh im finding out about all the stuff i did last night.

Spill them beans behbeh. :D

[Katie Everlong]

My friend fell over and aload of freshers were laughing at her so i started of them going "FUCKING FRESHERS. FUCKING WANKERS, GO ED THEN" and then they all shut up apparently.

I also tried to climb over the toilet cubicles.

Wheres that video of Wattershed that Dan was talking about in Gen Foo where Dave looks over?

[Captain Stu]

My friend fell over and aload of freshers were laughing at her so i started of them going "FUCKING FRESHERS. FUCKING WANKERS, GO ED THEN" and then they all shut up apparently.

You're a quality drunk. :D

[FooManiac4ever]

Haha on my Wattershed video...it's got a zoom in of BB's face... ahah during the pot of joy.

[Commodore Dan]

Wheres that video of Wattershed that Dan was talking about in Gen Foo where Dave looks over?

I'll send it you tonight. It's the same one that stutoofiddy sent in a PM, if you got that.

The correct answer is "strawberry milkshake".

That is, if the question is "What do homosexual men drink in McDonalds?"

Chocolate glazed. Raspberry filled. Cinnamon. Chocolate coated custard filled (my personal fave). traditional hundreds and thousands covered. strawberry filled. traditional chocolate iced. another couple I can't recognise by sight; but there's 12 altogether. Envy me. :)

DAN NEEDS NEW UNDERWEAR.

[Sophie]

Katie, im trying to see you on JK, but i havnt yet. :(

[Captain Stu]

That is, if the question is "What do homosexual men drink in McDonalds?"

No, that answer would be "jizz, by the gallon."

[Commodore Dan]

No, that answer would be "jizz, by the gallon."

"With extra salt."

[Katie Everlong]

Is it not on you tube?

STU 2 FIDDY. I WANT THE VIDEO.

[Captain Stu]

"With extra salt."

That's bad for your heart, thilly goose.

[FooManiac4ever]

Is it not on you tube?

STU 2 FIDDY. I WANT THE VIDEO.

Me toooo! :(

[Lara]

The correct answer is "strawberry milkshake".
HELL YES.


DAN NEEDS NEW UNDERWEAR.

....ew.:(

And me three, stu-numbers!:D

[Katie Everlong]

Sophie, i'm uploading it now. (I videoed the beginning bit of Jezza when im on it)

ALSO, I figure you myswell just pay Dan that 35 you owe me, then Dan i'll just pay you the extra 15 an thats my ticket paid for innit?

[Sophie]

Sophie, i'm uploading it now. (I videoed the beginning bit of Jezza when im on it)

ALSO, I figure you myswell just pay Dan that 35 you owe me, then Dan i'll just pay you the extra 15 an thats my ticket paid for innit?

Ah excellent. That makes WAY more sense. I'm going to do that today, I'm just waiting for it to stop pissing it down.

[Katie Everlong]

Me on Jezza (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cDp1UedfCrM)

Basically i'm in the green as he comes out the door on his right. He was stood in that door way for fricking ages chatting away and i sat there like a lemon IN THE AISLE cos they had to get another seat for me.

My housemates are the blonde in the blue and the brunette at the very end of the first line the camera pans down.

You also hear me say "Go Ed Graeme"

[Jane]

Fuckers! I go away for an hour and there are 5 new fucking pages of shit to read!!

I was on Jeremy Kyle this morning!!! In the audience and was in it LOADS, so i had to watch it! Obviously, and it was on at half 9

Chris Moyles was talking about Jeremy Kyle's show this morning saying how everyone on it was scum and the audience look like they're on drugs. Ha ha. I'm sure he'll get a few complaints about that!

Yeah, they closed it and sent me a snotty email threatening to ban me if I made another group like that.

There's fucking groups on there slagging off celebrities, wishing people dead and all kinds. Pack of cunts, singling my awesome group out.

My friend started a 'Porn Club' group, idea being you share your porn with each other(!) and they removed the group and deleted her account.

*envies a lot*

Krispy Kremes are food porn, especially the ones I highlighted! My gluttonous one is the cake doughnut one, you know the one I mean? It's like a ring-shaped choc cake with frosting on top, it's so horribly delicious.

Never had a Krispy Kreme in my life. Looks like I need to get a box and make some cheeky vimtos to go with!

Cheers

You need to be less cryptic! What are you talking about!?

[Captain Stu]

How come you've been on twice so close together, Katieizzle?

My friend started a 'Porn Club' group, idea being you share your porn with each other(!) and they removed the group and deleted her account.

Pffft, that deserves to be though, that's against the rules! My group was a celebration of a tramp!

Never had a Krispy Kreme in my life. Looks like I need to get a box and make some cheeky vimtos to go with!

Hell yeah you do, with Top Gear on in the background. :D

[Katie Everlong]

How come you've been on twice so close together?

On jeremy kyle? It's the same fucking show you nugget.

[Captain Stu]

On jeremy kyle? It's the same fucking show you nugget.

Oh. :o How long ago was the filming?

[Katie Everlong]

Oh. :o How long ago was the filming?

November? Or...October i'm not sure. October i think! Right im off to maccies now, IM GONNA DO IT!

[Captain Stu]

November? Or...October i'm not sure. October i think! Right im off to maccies now, IM GONNA DO IT!

Ah that's ok then, I forgive you. :)

[Commodore Dan]

That makes WAY more sense. I'm going to do that today

Oh thank fuck for that. :D

[Captain Stu]

Well what do you have?

[Captain Stu]

Me? No idea what you'd call it. Claustrophobia? Busy places make me stop breathing

Well, I dunno... I don't think that's something you ever "get over" - you have to learn, through various means, to cope with it.

Sounds daft but have you considered hypnotism?

[FooManiac4ever]

God I need some motivation and some idea's.

Whose shit idea was it to give me a word count of 500 for two review&lifestyle articles !!!!
:(

[FooManiac4ever]

Can't say I have. Problem is, I may not have a job come Monday so I can't really afford anything. I imagine that'd be expensive.
hope you're okay Jamie !

[Sophie]

Oh thank fuck for that. :D

Well actually...... haha

[FooManiac4ever]

Why are Keane on Kerrang radio..............:eek:
Not that it's particularly good anyway... but KEANE! :mad: :(

[Jane]

Pffft, that deserves to be though, that's against the rules! My group was a celebration of a tramp!

True.

Hell yeah you do, with Top Gear on in the background. :D

No chance.

http://bbs.foofighters.com/showthread.php?p=2379422#post2379422 :(

Me? No idea what you'd call it. Claustrophobia? Busy places make me stop breathing

Ah I didn't realise this is what you were talking about! Just give yourself some time Jamie. There's no set duration for these things. You've just got to try and relax and not worry about it. Maybe build up to going to busy places, start small and don't try and hurry things.

[Commodore Dan]

Well actually...... haha

What?

[Sophie]

What?

Nah i'm totally kidding, i'll do it later on.

[stu250]

has me vids been taken down or summit :eek: :eek: - i'm off over to youtube - be back in a mo.

stu.

[Captain Stu]

Thanks. In your opinion, do you think booking tickets for April would be a bad idea? I heard it's best not to have a date in your mind to try and sort yourself out by as that will add more stress

That sounds like it could make things worse because, yeah, you'll be focussing on a deadline that you might not be able to stick to.

[stu250]

i'm back - mine are still there. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oWeSRZSJ3z0)

along with some others under the nom de plume............stu250.

thank you and goodnight.

stu.

[stu250]

somewhere at home i have it in all of its uncompressed glory - i thought i sendspaced it to everyone that i care for on here.......:D

stu.

top of the page lara-baby.....yeeeeeeehah.

[Katie Everlong]

I opted for a KFC. Popcorn chicken and hot wings. GAA DAMN!

[stu250]

I opted for a KFC. Popcorn chicken and hot wings. GAA DAMN!

*doffs cap to hot wings, but you can stick your popcorn - its 'orrid*

stu.

[Hell O' Kitty]

Yay Soviet Underdog have agreed to do the gig. i am very much pleased about this.

[stu250]

Yay Soviet Underdog have agreed to do the gig. i am very much pleased about this.

are we 4th, 11th or TBD at the mo'

stu.

[Katie Everlong]

URGH.

I feel a bit sick now.

[Commodore Dan]

Nah i'm totally kidding, i'll do it later on.

woop woop.

send me a text when you do because i need to get some money out (overdrawn at the moment) :D

[Sophie]

somewhere at home i have it in all of its uncompressed glory - i thought i sendspaced it to everyone that i care for on here.......:D

stu.

top of the page lara-baby.....yeeeeeeehah.
:(

URGH.

I feel a bit sick now.

Told yerrrrrrrrrr

[Captain Stu]

I opted for a KFC. Popcorn chicken and hot wings. GAA DAMN!

Fitness in food form.

Yay Soviet Underdog have agreed to do the gig. i am very much pleased about this.

Sweet, so that's three confirmed?

[stu250]

URGH.

I feel a bit sick now.

just by the simple fact that you were able to devour a KFC - i take it you didn't see that programme earlier on in the week about chickens - mrs stu250 said she will never eat a fast food/supermarket chicken ever again.........it must have been bad. oh and they shot a calf last night but i missed that aswell.

stu.

[FooManiac4ever]

i'm back - mine are still there. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oWeSRZSJ3z0)

along with some others under the nom de plume............stu250.

thank you and goodnight.

stu.

:D

[Katie Everlong]

STU2FIDDY CAN U SEND ME IT!!!! Send Space it meeeeeeeee

[FooManiac4ever]

I didn't know how to compress mine...so they're all on daily motion instead. :(
I feel like I've betrayed youtube.

[stu250]

i hope thats everyone then.........:rolleyes:

stu.

[Katie Everlong]

It's not working stu2fiddy. Sort it son!

[Sophie]

just by the simple fact that you were able to devour a KFC - i take it you didn't see that programme earlier on in the week about chickens - mrs stu250 said she will never eat a fast food/supermarket chicken ever again.........it must have been bad. oh and they shot a calf last night but i missed that aswell.

stu.

My driving instructor was telling me about that earlier. Gross.

[Katie Everlong]

I saw that, the intensive chicken farming. Yeah it was fucking disgusting, but it doesn't put me off, so i apparently have no heart :(

[Captain Stu]

Nothing like that stops me from eating meat, it's what being a carnivore is all about.

Roar, and such. :cool:

[FooManiac4ever]

Oh my god.
That Serj song...with the "My baby, My baby" lyrics is on Kerrang radio...

It sounds so weird... I liked it live well better.

[Captain Stu]

Some of the lyrics on that album are well suspect and soppy.