The Footie (UK) Thread: 2006/07

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[EvilElvis]

Arsenal are willing to put forward a pragmatic solution to the Ashley Cole saga by offering to exchange him for William Gallas and £10m. (The Times)

Tottenham have made an £8m offer to Real Madrid for former Arsenal target Julio Baptista. (Various)

Spurs are also considering Parma's Australian midfielder Vince Grella. (The Times)

Middlesbrough have made an approach to sign Jonathan Woodgate on loan from Real Madrid but his £90,000 per week wages could be a problem. (Various)

But Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez is confident the lure of Champions League football will take Woodgate to Anfield. (The Sun)

Fulham are lining up a shock move for Dutch striker Patrick Kluivert. (The Sun)


Steve Bruce will take his summer spending past £9m with a move for Charlton's Marcus Bent. (Daily Express)


OTHER GOSSIP
Everton's Andy Johnson will be given the chance to stake a claim for an England place by Steve McClaren. (The Times)


FUNNIES
John Terry wrecked a water cooler in frustration after Chelsea's shock defeat at Middlesbrough. (The Sun)

[EvilElvis]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/bolton_wanderers/5274012.stm

Bolton sign Anelka in record deal


Nicolas Anelka has signed a four-year deal with Bolton after the Premiership club agreed to pay a club record £8m to Fenerbahce for the striker.
The Frenchman, 27, who has previously played for Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester City, successfully completed a medical with Wanderers on Thursday.

He has been in Turkey with Fenerbahce for the last 18 months.

"Nicolas is a player with an amazing track record in the Premiership," said Bolton boss Sam Allardyce.

"Patience is a virtue and I am pleased to say that all the waiting and hard work we've done behind the scenes has paid off."

"He was born to score goals. His talent and experience will be a valuable asset for us.

"It's an unprecedented amount of money for Bolton Wanderers to spend and fully underlines the club's ambition," Allardyce added.

[Mikey]

Anelka is only 27? Seems like he's been around for centuries!

[EvilElvis]

Anelka is only 27? Seems like he's been around for centuries!

Wenger must have got hime when he was a nipper.


Never seems to last that long at a club.

[Mikey]

Wenger must have got hime when he was a nipper.


Never seems to last that long at a club.
Yeah exactly. You'd think English clubs atleast would've realised he has a short sell by date. :rolleyes:

[EvilElvis]

Yeah exactly. You'd think English clubs atleast would've realised he has a short sell by date. :rolleyes:


Heh, me and Stoob were talking about this the other day.

He doesn't seem to last longer than a year at a club.


Remember his Real Madrid days?

[Renegades of funk 8]

Fulham are lining up a shock move for Dutch striker Patrick Kluivert. (The Sun)




can't see it myself but if we're offering steed 60 grand a week then what the hey

[EvilElvis]

can't see it myself but if we're offering steed 60 grand a week then what the hey


Kluivert will be cheaper as he is on his way out at Barca as he ain't an automatic first choice pick and he'll be wanting first team football.

[Mikey]

Heh, me and Stoob were talking about this the other day.

He doesn't seem to last longer than a year at a club.


Remember his Real Madrid days?
Ha. Barely. :p

[Renegades of funk 8]

Kluivert will be cheaper as he is on his way out at Barca as he ain't an automatic first choice pick and he'll be wanting first team football.

cool, but i thought he was at valencia now :confused:

[Renegades of funk 8]

Saturday 26th August
Charlton v Bolton Bolton
Fulham v Sheffield United (Draw)
Liverpool v West Ham (Liverpool)
Man City v Arsenal (Arsenal)
Tottenham v Everton (Spurs)
Watford v Man Utd (Man Utd)
Wigan v Reading (Draw)
Sunday 27th August
Aston Villa v Newcastle (Draw)
Blackburn v Chelsea (Blackburn)
Monday 28th August
Middlesbrough v Portsmouth (Draw)

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Friday's gossip column

TRANSFER RUMOURS

Arsenal are willing to put forward a pragmatic solution to the Ashley Cole saga by offering to exchange him for William Gallas and £10m. (The Times)

Tottenham are in negotiations with Real Madrid for former Arsenal target Julio Baptista. The asking price is £12m and Spurs are willing to go to £10m. (Various)

Spurs are also considering Parma's Australian midfielder Vince Grella. (The Times)

And Tottenham have gone back to Middlesbrough with a new £9m offer for Stewart Downing. (Daily Mirror)

Meanwhile Middlesbrough have made an approach to sign Jonathan Woodgate on loan from Real Madrid but his £90,000 per week wages could be a problem. (Various)

But Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez is confident the lure of Champions League football will take Woodgate to Anfield. (The Sun)

Abel Xavier is training with Middlesbrough after completing his one-year doping ban (The Mirror)

Fulham are lining up a shock move for Dutch striker Patrick Kluivert. (The Sun)

Birmingham boss Steve Bruce will take his summer spending past £9m with a move for Charlton's Marcus Bent. (Daily Express, Daily Mirror)

But Birmingham have reached stalemate with Charlton over Bent - with Iain Dowie wanting £2m and Blues not willing to go past £1.5m. (Daily Mail)

Everton, Bolton and West Ham have all offered Steed Malbranque an escape from Fulham. (Daily Express)

Crystal Palace will launch a bid for Colchester midfielder Greg Halford. (Daily Mirror)

OTHER GOSSIP

Roy Keane will be offered a bumper £6m deal to be the new manager of Sunderland. (The Sun)

And Keane will be given a £20m-plus transfer kitty. (Daily Mirror)

But "It is by no means certain" that Keane will take the Sunderland job because he is "seething" that his 2002 World Cup row with Niall Quinn has been dragged up. (Daily Express)

Ronaldinho has said Barcelona "don't have to worry" about Champions League opponents Chelsea. (Various)

John Terry wrecked a water cooler in frustration after Chelsea's shock defeat at Middlesbrough. (The Sun)

Everton's Andy Johnson will be given the chance to stake a claim for an England place by Steve McClaren. (The Times)

The FA will rip up its own rule book to punish Ben Thatcher for his elbow on Pedro Mendes. (Daily Star)

Referees' chief Keith Hackett says he "can't defend" some of the decisions made by his officials this season. (Daily Mail)

FUNNIES

Roy Keane gave his first ever team talk in July - to Cork's hurling players before an All-Ireland quarter-final against Limerick (The Sun).

Peter Crouch has inspired Andy Murray's coach. Brad Gilbert wants the tennis star to "try that robot dance" at the US Open. (The Sun)

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

ps. I don't fucking believe Bolton have got Anelka :mad:

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Not sure If I've already done these or not. If so, ignore these ones.

Saturday 26th August
Charlton v Bolton Bolton
Fulham v Sheffield United (Draw)
Liverpool v West Ham (Liverpool)
Man City v Arsenal (Man City)
Tottenham v Everton (Spurs)
Watford v Man Utd (Man Utd)
Wigan v Reading (Reading)
Sunday 27th August
Aston Villa v Newcastle (Newcastle)
Blackburn v Chelsea (Chelsea)
Monday 28th August
Middlesbrough v Portsmouth (Portsmouth)

[Bexster]

Yeah exactly. You'd think English clubs atleast would've realised he has a short sell by date. :rolleyes:
I can't understand why clubs keep going for him. He comes in, plays for a bit, gets all stroppy and demands to leave. And he's not as good as he was. I think we got the best out of him years ago.

Spurs are also considering Parma's Australian midfielder Vince Grella. (The Times)

And Tottenham have gone back to Middlesbrough with a new £9m offer for Stewart Downing. (Daily Mirror)

Oh look. Spurs are interesting in padding out their obviously thin midfield :rolleyes:

[weeniebeenie]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/5284500.stm

France deliver Makelele warning

France coach Raymond Domenech has warned Chelsea's Claude Makelele he risks a two-game club ban if he fails to report for the Euro 2008 qualifiers.
The 33-year-old is in France's squad for games against Georgia and Italy, despite announcing his retirement after the World Cup final loss to Italy.

Domenech wants Makelele to play and any player who refuses an international call-up can be hit with a domestic ban.

And Domenech insisted: "We still have the law for us."

Domenech added: "We had a discussion with Makelele but I didn't ask for his opinion.

"For me it would be unthinkable to see a great player playing for a great club not playing for his national team.

"A player who refuses to accept a selection is liable to a two-match suspension.

"I had a discussion with Jose Mourinho, as I often do with the coaches of our international players, but it was not a matter of reaching an agreement over Makelele.

"I told him where I stood, he told me where he stood. We still have the law for us.

"I spoke a lot with Claude and told him that he was not obliged to come and play with us, but also that it would be better if he did feel obliged to."

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Stupidest thing ever.

[weeniebeenie]

Oh look. Spurs are interesting in padding out their obviously thin midfield :rolleyes:

They have to have strength in depth in case of future lasagne related incidents :)

[Bexster]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/5284500.stm

France deliver Makelele warning

France coach Raymond Domenech has warned Chelsea's Claude Makelele he risks a two-game club ban if he fails to report for the Euro 2008 qualifiers.
The 33-year-old is in France's squad for games against Georgia and Italy, despite announcing his retirement after the World Cup final loss to Italy.

Domenech wants Makelele to play and any player who refuses an international call-up can be hit with a domestic ban.

And Domenech insisted: "We still have the law for us."

Domenech added: "We had a discussion with Makelele but I didn't ask for his opinion.

"For me it would be unthinkable to see a great player playing for a great club not playing for his national team.

"A player who refuses to accept a selection is liable to a two-match suspension.

"I had a discussion with Jose Mourinho, as I often do with the coaches of our international players, but it was not a matter of reaching an agreement over Makelele.

"I told him where I stood, he told me where he stood. We still have the law for us.

"I spoke a lot with Claude and told him that he was not obliged to come and play with us, but also that it would be better if he did feel obliged to."

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Stupidest thing ever.
So he's not obliged to play, but if he doesn't, they ban him. What complete rubbish.

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

Baptista to Spurs?

Yes fucking please!

We've only really been linked with wingers though and we desperately need a leftie to balance the midfield out.

[boxshapedheart]

Saturday 26th August
Charlton v Bolton (Bolton)
Fulham v Sheffield United (Fulham)
Liverpool v West Ham (Liverpool)
Man City v Arsenal (Arsenal)
Tottenham v Everton (Draw)
Watford v Man Utd (Man Utd)
Wigan v Reading (Reading)
Sunday 27th August
Aston Villa v Newcastle (Villa)
Blackburn v Chelsea (Chelsea)
Monday 28th August
Middlesbrough v Portsmouth (Draw)

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

Saturday 26th August
Charlton v Bolton (Bolton)
Fulham v Sheffield United (Draw)
Liverpool v West Ham (Liverpool)
Man City v Arsenal (Arsenal)
Tottenham v Everton (Spurs)
Watford v Man Utd (Man Utd)
Wigan v Reading (Draw)
Sunday 27th August
Aston Villa v Newcastle (Draw)
Blackburn v Chelsea (Chelsea)
Monday 28th August
Middlesbrough v Portsmouth (Boro)

[EvilElvis]

Arsenal have had talks with a Corinthians representative over signing Argentina midfielder Javier Mascherano. (The Sun)

Newcastle want to take back defender Jonathan Woodgate on loan from Real Madrid. (Daily Mail)

Bayern Munich had agreed a £12m deal with Manchester United for Owen Hargreaves before changing their minds and upping the price to £17m. (The Sun)

Coventry City have made a £500,000 bid for Rangers striker Nacho Novo. (Daily Record)

Barcelona's Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho believes Chelsea will be more difficult to beat in this season's Champions League because of the new signings at Stamford Bridge. (Daily Telegraph)

Tottenham have revived their interest in Lyon's teenage winger Hatem Ben Arfa after failing to land Middlesbrough's Stewart Downing. (Daily Mail, The Independent)

Manchester United are keeping an eye on Norway midfielder Kristofer Haested, who is also a target for Blackburn. (Daily Mail)

Argentina striker Carlos Tevez is on the brink of a move to an English Premiership side, according to his agent. (Daily Mail, The Guardian)


OTHER GOSSIP
Referee Dermot Gallagher will not officiate his scheduled match on Saturday after failing to send off Ben Thatcher for his much-publicised challenge on Pedro Mendes in midweek. (Daily Mirror)

Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor, who has scored just four times since joining the Gunners in January, insists his goal drought is not preying on his mind. (Daily Mirror)


FUNNIES
Wigan goalkeeper Chris Kirkland has revealed he would like to become a fireman when he retires from playing football. (Various)

Charlton manager Iain Dowie faces split loyalties when the Addicks take on Bolton in Saturday's Premiership clash - most of his family, including his son, are massive Trotters fans. (Various)

[EvilElvis]

This incident (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/5287664.stm) has lead to another alarm for the Church. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/5288184.stm)



This could only happen in Glasgow. :(

[Bexster]

This incident (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/5287664.stm) has lead to another alarm for the Church. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/5288184.stm)



This could only happen in Glasgow. :(
I read it earlier, and I have to admit to being a bit shocked. I know Sectarianism does go on up in Scottish football (a bit, I'm not all that up on it), but a simple action such as that is very dodgy ground to be punished over. You see people crossing themselves all the time in european football, and he comes from a very catholic country. Would there be complaints if Ronaldinho came over and did it? He does it several times in a match.

[EvilElvis]

I read it earlier, and I have to admit to being a bit shocked. I know Sectarianism does go on up in Scottish football (a bit, I'm not all that up on it), but a simple action such as that is very dodgy ground to be punished over. You see people crossing themselves all the time in european football, and he comes from a very catholic country. Would there be complaints if Ronaldinho came over and did it? He does it several times in a match.

There was a Panorama programme on last year called "Scotland's secret shame" - which was about the Old Firm and bigotry. It's really embarrassing.

Gabriel Amato blessed himself before coming onto make his Rangers debut. He was told he could do that in the tunnel, but not infront of the crowd.

Boruc had blessed himself in front of the Rangers fans. I remember Peter Grant scored for Celtic at Ibrox and celebrated by blessing himself - He later claimed that it was the biggest mistake he ever made in his career. That was not really played upon as Chris Woods, Terry Butcher and Frank McAvennie were sent off and ended up in court. Graham Roberts also ended up in court for "Conducting" the Rangers fans who were celebrating an injury time equaliser.

When Paul Gascoigne played his first games for Rangers - pre-season friendlies in Denmark - some fans sang a song "Gazza, give us the Sash" - Gazza, didn't know what it was, but was informed it was a song the fans sung and that it's please them if he pretended to play a flute.

Gazza scores in his debut, mimicks the flute playing and got death threats from Celtic fans.

A few years later, Gazza was warming up at Celtic park infront of the Celtic fans and was getting some abuse from the fans, his response was to repeat the sash mimicking incident. In his autobiography, he described it as "The most stupid thing I ever did. Mad? It was suicidal. Celtic were raging and so were Rangers who fined me £20,000. The next few weeks I was getting death threats"




BBC Article (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/5289202.stm)

A rivalry tied up in religion

The caution given to Celtic goalkeeper Artur Boruc, who crossed himself during a match against Rangers, has brought the issue of sectarianism in Scotland back into sharp focus.
The rivalry between Glasgow clubs Rangers and Celtic - known collectively as the Old Firm - is historically tied up in religion.

Celtic were formed in 1888 by Irish Catholic immigrants who began emigrating to the West of Scotland in the 1840s and their descendants.

Rangers, who were formed in 1873, have always been perceived as "the Protestant club" and Celtic "the Catholic club".

Up until 1989, when Mo Johnston signed for them, Rangers had never fielded a high-profile Catholic player.


Yet a range of people support the clubs, including those without religion and those who belong to other religions.

The majority of Rangers and Celtic supporters do not get involved in sectarianism.

But it is the minority who tend to grab the headlines.

Old Firm matches have always been tense affairs and the mutual antipathy between the supporters has often been stirred up by sectarian songs and chants on both sides.


In the 1970s the chants became increasingly influenced by The Troubles in Northern Ireland, with some Celtic fans supporting the Provisional IRA and some Rangers fans applauding the actions of loyalist groups.

The tribal nature of Old Firm clashes is underlined by Rangers fans flying Union flags and Celtic followers waving the Irish tricolour.

The mutual animosity was outlined four years ago when some Celtic fans began flying Palestinian flags and some Rangers supporters responded by fluttering Israeli flags.

In 1999 leading QC Donald Findlay resigned his position as vice chairman of Rangers after he was caught on video singing a sectarian song, The Billy Boys, after the Rangers v Celtic Scottish Cup final.


He was also fined £3,500 by the Faculty of Advocates.

In 1995 Paul Gascoigne, playing for Rangers, landed himself in trouble in a pre-season Old Firm friendly as he mimicked playing the flute, infuriating many Celtic supporters who saw the act as a loyalist symbol.

Gascoigne, who was unaware of the significance, was disciplined by the Scottish FA.

In 2002 Celtic made an unprecedented appeal to a "vocal minority" of its supporters to stop chanting IRA slogans during games.

Many Old Firm matches have been marred by crowd trouble over the years, and there has also been violence away from the football grounds.

In 1995 Mark Scott, who was wearing a Celtic shirt, was stabbed to death as he walked past a pub full of Rangers fans.

Five years later several of his friends helped set up an organisation, Nil By Mouth, which campaigns against sectarianism.

Both clubs have made considerable efforts to end sectarianism among their fans.

Last month Rangers chairman David Murray said the consequences for the club of fans continuing to sing sectarian songs would be grave.

That followed a Uefa fine for the Ibrox club for "discriminatory chanting".

Last year Celtic and Rangers jointly launched a project to tackle bigotry and sectarianism in the west of Scotland.

The two clubs have ploughed tens of thousands of pounds into the Old Firm Alliance initiative, which aims to educate youngsters and the wider community about the ills of sectarianism through a series of football courses.

Later this year Scotland's First Minister Jack McConnell - who describes the issue as "Scotland's secret shame" - will host a second summit on sectarianism in an effort to eradicate bigotry.

A similar event was held in Glasgow in 2005, bringing together about 30 organisations.

Celtic and Rangers football clubs, the Catholic Church, Church of Scotland and the Orange Order are all involved in the project.

It is against this background that Artur Boruc's actions have to be judged.

[EvilElvis]

Carling Cup second round draw:
Leeds v Barnet
Watford v Accrington Stanley
Crewe v Wigan
Doncaster v Derby
Sheff Utd v Bury
Millwall v Southampton
West Brom v Cheltenham
Peterborough v Everton
Hereford v Leicester
Port Vale v QPR
Fulham v Wycombe
Hull v Hartlepool
Walsall v Bolton
Middlesbrough v Notts County
Charlton v Carlisle
Barnsley v M K Dons
Chesterfield v Man City
Scunthorpe v Aston Villa
Southend v Brighton
Brentford v Luton
Reading v Darlington
Birmingham v Wrexham
Rotherham v Norwich
Mansfield v Portsmouth

[Renegades of funk 8]

fucking hell, you can tell it's reading fest this weekend - anyways fulham won and muse were great - so happy now :)

[EvilElvis]

Stewart Downing will demand showdown talks with Middlesbrough as the transfer saga with Tottenham rumbles on. (News of the World)

Ashley Cole has decided he wants to stay at Arsenal for another season. (The People)

Aston Villa captain Gareth Barry is on the verge of signing a lucrative new four-year deal with the Midlands club. (News of the World)

Arsenal and Manchester United are both trying to sign West Ham captain Nigel Reo-Coker before the transfer window shuts later this week. (The Observer)

Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp is ready to poach Steed Malbranque from under the noses of West Ham and Bolton. (News of the World)

Jason Euell has been put up for sale by Charlton. (Sunday Mirror)

Danny Mills will leave Manchester City to join Blackburn this week. (News of the World)

Manchester United and West Ham are both chasing Peterborough winger Jamie Day. (News of the World)

Bolton are the latest team to thrown their hat into the ring in the race to sign Real Madrid defender Jonathan Woodgate. (Sunday Express)


OTHER GOSSIP
John Terry will open talks on a £7m a year deal to stay at Chelsea for the rest of his career. (News of the World)

Several Premiership clubs are talking about bringing in end-of-season play-offs which could see the club finishing sixth winning the title. (Sunday Express)

Former Charlton manager Alan Curbishley says he is ready to make a return to management. (Various)

Wigan's Austrian defender Paul Scharner has quit international football. (Various)


FUNNIES
Fulham midfielder Jimmy Bullard has been told that if he swapped his football boots for a set of golf clubs he has the talent to take the sport by storm. The claim comes from Danny Pugh, the coach of Colin Montgomerie. (Sunday Mirror)

[EvilElvis]

Newcastle will beat Villa in my opinion.


Your opinion is wrong. :D


Sorry Marc

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Cunty bollocks.

[EvilElvis]

Gareth Barry signs 4 year deal at Villa Park! :D

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Only cause you have our fucking manager :mad:

[EvilElvis]

Only cause you have our fucking manager :mad:

O'Neil wouldn't have taken Newastle job. He's a Mackem apparently.


Besides FFS said Roeder was the only one they actually wanted.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

O'Neil wouldn't have taken Newastle job. He's a Mackem apparently.


Besides FFS said Roeder was the only one they actually wanted.


FFS is a stupid fucking liar.

[EvilElvis]

FFS is a stupid fucking liar.


Most directors/chairmen are natural born liars.

[EvilElvis]

May be of interest to Bexter (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/arsenal/5290686.stm)

[EvilElvis]

Keane agrees to become Sunderland Manager according to SSN

[Jamie]

Keane agrees to become Sunderland Manager according to SSN
Good luck to the man, even if I do think it's a terrible decision both on his and Sunderlands part

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

How to shoot yourself in the foot 101

taught by Professor Roy Keane.

[EvilElvis]

Agger's goal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfD84q7gsC8)

Fucking sweet strike.

[Jamie]

Agger's goal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfD84q7gsC8)

Fucking sweet strike.
Agreed. If you look past the fact that Johnatan Pierce is commentating.
And the fact that it was Liverpool :mad:

[EvilElvis]

Agreed. If you look past the fact that Johnatan Pierce is commentating.
And the fact that it was Liverpool :mad:

I'm in a minority that quite like Johnathan Pierce.

Mainly because he's not John Motson or Clive Tyldsley.


And if the goal had beeen score by an Aston Villa player, it'd have been even sweeter.

[Jamie]

I'm in a minority that quite like Johnathan Pierce.

Mainly because he's not John Motson or Clive Tyldsley.


And if the goal had beeen score by an Aston Villa player, it'd have been even sweeter.
Or Zamora. Then Liverpool would have lost, and I'd have gotten more points in my fantasy team :cool:

[EvilElvis]

Or Zamora. Then Liverpool would have lost, and I'd have gotten more points in my fantasy team :cool:

or a Watford player, cause then Villa would be top of the Premiership for the first time since, erm, ever. :D

[Jamie]

or a Watford player, cause then Villa would be top of the Premiership for the first time since, erm, ever. :D
I don't know what I'm happier about. United top or Arsenal yet to win :D

[EvilElvis]

I don't know what I'm happier about. United top or Arsenal yet to win :D

Arsenal 4th from bottom, Chelski 4th.


I'm pissing myself at both.



But not for long. Obviously.

[Jamie]

Arsenal 4th from bottom, Chelski 4th.


I'm pissing myself at both.



But not for long. Obviously.
That's what I love about the beginning of the season. I can honestly say that United have won every league game this season and have been top since day 1. I wonder what odds I'd get for that come the end of the season

[NathanC]

City!!! I love the way Barton plays.

[EvilElvis]

Manchester United are confident Bayern Munich will accept their £17m offer Owen Hargreaves. (Times)

Tottenham will turn their attention to Fulham's Steed Malbranque after giving up on signing Middlesbrough's Stewart Downing. (Times)

But Tottenham face competition from West Ham, who are poised to seal a £2m deal for Malbranque. (Sun)

William Gallas says Chelsea's threat to freeze him out of the team will not stop him wanting to leave. (Sun)

Jonathan Woodgate arrives at Teesside Airport on Monday, with Middlesbrough and Newcastle battling to sign him on loan from Real Madrid. (Sun)

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has targeted Juve striker David Trezeguet. (Guardian)

Tottenham still have not given up hope of signing unhappy Wigan defender Pascal Chimbonda. (Mirror)

Manchester City defender Sylvain Distin will see out the final year of his contract at Eastlands. (Mirror)

Manchester United, Blackburn, Bolton, West Ham and Leeds are all tracking £3m-rated IK Start midfielder Kristoffer Haestad. (Mirror)

Kilmarnock boss Jim Jefferies insists he's under no pressure to sell Steven Naismith - now on trial at Arsenal. (Record)

Thomas Gravesen will tell Celtic on Monday afternoon whether he will join them from Real Madrid. (Record)

Nacho Novo will find out on Monday if he has a future at Rangers. (Record)


OTHER GOSSIP
Roy Keane will become the best paid manager outside the Premiership when he takes over at Sunderland on a three-year deal worth £6m. (Star)

And Keane will get £15m to spend on new players at the Stadium of Light. (Sun)

Manchester City defender Ben Thatcher is to undergo a course of anger management. (Mail)

England boss Steve McClaren could upset Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson if he risks the fitness of Rio Ferdinand. (Mail)


FUNNIES
Researchers have revealed that the size and shape of a person's lips determines their personality. Ashley Cole's large mouth and full lips suggest he is an expressive and emotional man with expensive tastes. Wayne Rooney's small mouth and thin lips show independence and a strong will. (Star)

[Two-Bob Peeters]

Soton in the Carling Cup? well sweet!

[EvilElvis]

*Places money on Stillian Petrov going to Villa*

Looking interesting now (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/aston_villa/5292214.stm)

[EvilElvis]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/5292656.stm

Player caution 'not for blessing'


Celtic goalkeeper Artur Boruc was cautioned for inciting an Old Firm crowd rather than for blessing himself, the Crown Office has stressed.
In a statement issued on Monday, it said the "very limited" action had been taken against the player for gesticulating at the Rangers support.

He had also blessed himself in the incident during the Ibrox match.

But the Crown Office stressed it would not take action against individuals for "acts of religious observance".

"We would equally make clear that the police and prosecutors cannot ignore conduct which appears to be inciting disorder," said a spokesperson.

[EvilElvis]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/sunderland/5290778.stm

Keane becomes new Sunderland boss

Roy Keane has officially signed a contract to become the manager of Championship side Sunderland.
The former Manchester United captain agreed to a three-year deal with the Stadium of Light side.

"This represents a major coup for our football club," Sunderland chairman Niall Quinn told the club website.

"The fact that one of the most influential figures in world football is willing to come here should make all the Sunderland fans very happy."

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If Sunderland weren't doomed before, they're doomed now.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

rumours up north are rife:

Woodgate to Middlesbruff on loan
Huth and Mido to Newcastle on loan

[EvilElvis]

Gravesen set For Cetlic (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/5290454.stm)



Real Madrid midfielder Thomas Gravesen is in Glasgow for talks and a medical with Celtic.
Gravesen told BBC Sport on Sunday that Celtic and four English Premiership sides - Newcastle, Bolton, Everton and Middlesbrough - were in for him.

Gravesen left Everton for Spain in a £2.5m deal in January 2005 and has been made available for a £2m fee.

And Real president Ramon Calderon told the club website that an agreement had been reached to sell Gravesen.

The 30-year-old hopes to have a new club before Thursday's transfer deadline and Denmark's opening match of the Euro 2008 qualifying campaign.

The Danes are due to play an international friendly against Portugal on Friday, before they start on the road to Euro 2008 away to Iceland on 6 September.

The Danish squad was to assemble on Sunday but national coach Morten Olsen has given Gravesen time off to secure a new club.

A Celtic spokesman would only say that "talks (with Gravesen) are ongoing".

Former Celtic player Tommy Burns, now head of youth development at Parkhead, believes Gravesen would be a great signing.

"He has got a great pedigree," Burns said.

"He played in the English Premiership and made a big impact there.

"He went to Real Madrid and maybe didn't make so much of an impact there because they obviously have so many top players.

"But I don't think there is any doubt that, if Celtic get him to come here, he would make a huge impact."

If Celtic are to sign Gravesen, it would suggest that Stilian Petrov is leaving Scotland, with Aston Villa favourites to land the Bulgarian.

[Two-Bob Peeters]

i'm knackered, but here's the prediction table after week 2

1. Boxshapedheart - 17
2. Bud - 16
3. Ookie - 15
4. EvilElvis - 13
~ Captain Stu - 13
~ Tom65 - 13
~ Hmm Noodle Soup - 13
8. Wishmaster2100 - 12
~ Sunnydalehighdropout - 12
10. Zippy Ate My Drumkit - 11
11. Renegades Of Funk - 10
12. Bexster - 9
13. FooUK - 5
~ Edge - 5

As with the Yahoo league, sarah is the early pace-setter.
therefore she must clearly be cheating :)

[Renegades of funk 8]

i'm knackered, but here's the prediction table after week 2

1. Boxshapedheart - 17
2. Bud - 16
3. Ookie - 15
4. EvilElvis - 13
~ Captain Stu - 13
~ Tom65 - 13
~ Hmm Noodle Soup - 13
8. Wishmaster2100 - 12
~ Sunnydalehighdropout - 12
10. Zippy Ate My Drumkit - 11
11. Renegades Of Funk - 10
12. Bexster - 9
13. FooUK - 5
~ Edge - 5

As with the Yahoo league, sarah is the early pace-setter.
therefore she must clearly be cheating :)

ohh i liked it last year when i was second forever :D

watch me rise just you watch, mwahhahahaha

[EvilElvis]

Manchester United want to sign Juventus' want-away striker David Trezeguet for £10m before the transfer deadline. (Various)

Arsenal are poised to make a £17m bid for Argentina's World Cup star Carlos Tevez, who plays for Corinthians in Brazil. (The Sun)

Real Madrid defender Jonathan Woodgate has shaken hands on a deal to spend the season on loan at Middlesbrough. (The Sun)

Blackburn defender Andy Todd wants to leave Ewood Park after being dropped for the defeat against Chelsea. (The Times)

Chelsea and AC Milan are on red alert after Ronaldinho was left out of Barcelona's La Liga opener with Celta Vigo on Monday after a row with coach Frank Rijkaard. (The Sun)

Tottenham are set to sign Egyptian striker Mido on a permanent deal from Italian giants Roma. (The Sun)

Portsmouth have offered £4.2m for Younes Kaboul, a 20-year-old Auxerre defender. (The Times)

Spurs have also made an increased bid of £13.5m for Real Madrid's Brazilian forward Julio Baptista. (The Sun)


OTHER GOSSIP
Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon insists David Beckham's new contract to keep him at the club until 2009 will be signed next month. (The Sun)

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has ordered William Gallas to explain publicly why he wants to leave Chelsea. (The Sun)

[EvilElvis]

Yahoo Fantasy League

1 Winchestertonfieldville 222.00
2 OJ Villa 151.50
3 Honorary Rangers 146.00
4 South East Superstars 138.50
5 Team Ronaldo 133.00
6 Nearly Signed 132.50
7 Fascist Hooligans XI 126.00
8 Fred.... 117.00
9 Furry Beanbag 112.00
10 FFCMark 109.50
11 Fashion Zombies 58.00
12 Fantasy Bazaar 57.50
13 Team JT 31.00

[EvilElvis]

Fantasy Premier League 2006/07
1 Honorary Leeds 167
2 Team Jeremy Beadle 154
3 Gashrash Athletic 146
4 Jack White's XI 134
5 Nearly Signed 130
6 Notvery Athletic 129
7 OJ Villa 128
8 Team JT 127
9 Brawling Beer Barons 126
10 chappaqua 126
11 Zidane Headbutter FC 118
12 Fredtastic! 114
13 Box Shaped FC 106
14 St Albans City 100
14 Fascist Hooligan XI 100
16 Roman's Cash Point 99
17 Jziklick Man 96
18 The Gooners 86
19 Team Zizzou 82
20 FunkyGibbon 74
21 Fretboard Monkeys 69
22 Fashion Zombies 46

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Still no sign of the Squirrels.

Ben you idiot, register your team.

[Captain Stu]

Agger's goal was top drawer! :cool:

[sunnydalehighdropout]

Ashley Cole's large mouth and full lips suggest he is an expressive and emotional man with expensive tastes.

Like a gay. A gay footballer, even...

Real Madrid defender Jonathan Woodgate has shaken hands on a deal to spend the season on loan at Middlesbrough. (The Sun)

Hmmm. Even if it does come through, i think they're confusing that with the handshake that it is polite to share with your fellow man when departing.

[boxshapedheart]

As with the Yahoo league, sarah is the early pace-setter.
therefore she must clearly be cheating :)
Pfft, it's called skill! :p

See, Sunderland already got a win in the bag after Keano just talked to them! :D
I really hope he does well, then that'll be our future manager all lined up.

[sunnydalehighdropout]

Pfft, it's called skill! :p

See, Sunderland already got a win in the bag after Keano just talked to them! :D
I really hope he does well, then that'll be our future manager all lined up.
I really do reckon that the next Man United manager will be someone from a smaller club. Someone like Chris Coleman or Paul Jewell. Maybe even Martin Jol.

I'd prefer that to importing someone from abroad for an obscene amount of money (yes, i realise that Jol is Belgian) who would just buy superstars and his ageing favourites.

[Two-Bob Peeters]

i'd love to see a smaller club manager given a chance, or more importantly, British/Irish

[boxshapedheart]

I really do reckon that the next Man United manager will be someone from a smaller club. Someone like Chris Coleman or Paul Jewell. Maybe even Martin Jol.

I'd prefer that to importing someone from abroad for an obscene amount of money (yes, i realise that Jol is Belgian) who would just buy superstars and his ageing favourites.
I like having Brits/UK, but all I've known is Fergie so when the time comes to change - it'll be a big change whoever it is. I like Coleman and Jewell, but don't think United would go for them at the moment. If they perform well for the next season or 2, however, then maybe..

As long as Keane performs OK, I think he's now a shoe-in to the job soon enough (depending on when Fergie retires). Always thought it would be Martin O'Neill until about a season ago really. And Carlos Quieroz and Sven can fuck off.

[Jamie]

If it had to be a current Premiership manager, I'd go with Big Sam.

*runs out of thread*

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

I'd prefer that to importing someone from abroad for an obscene amount of money (yes, i realise that Jol is Belgian) who would just buy superstars and his ageing favourites.

Jol is Dutch.

And Spurs resign Mido!:D

[timesfooall]

United's best start in the premiership ever and i miss it due to being on holiday. I'm well gutted. Nevermind, just glad we are doing well. Delighted Ronaldos playing well, the more they boo the better he plays, keep it up please.:D

[boxshapedheart]

Delighted Ronaldos playing well, the more they boo the better he plays, keep it up please.:D
Yup. :)

And Giggs has just been...wow. <3

[timesfooall]

Yup. :)

And Giggs has just been...wow. <3

I know, i can't believe last season i was doubting he could continue to play in the first team. He is a legend!

[boxshapedheart]

I know, i can't believe last season i was doubting he could continue to play in the first team. He is a legend!
Really and truly is. :) He suddenly came back to life last season and still going strong.

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

It's prob the wrong time for Spurs to be facing Utd next and the right time for you to be facing us.

Our midfield looks distinctly average without Carrick so far this season.

[boxshapedheart]

It's prob the wrong time for Spurs to be facing Utd next and the right time for you to be facing us.

Our midfield looks distinctly average without Carrick so far this season.
Our defence is still being shite. We've kinda got lucky that they haven't been tested all that much so far, but it's not the area of the pitch I'm most confident in right about now.

[EvilElvis]

Villa close in on Celtic's Petrov (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/aston_villa/5295522.stm)


Aston Villa are close to agreeing a transfer fee of £6m with Celtic for midfielder Stilian Petrov.
The 27-year-old is currently away on international duty with Bulgaria but it is understood his representatives have held talks with Villa.

"Celtic know the situation, I've expressed my desire to leave many times," said Petrov.

"It's no secret that I'm a close friend with Villa boss Martin O'Neill. Let's see if I'm going to be Villa player."

Meanwhile, Petrov's agent, Tony McGill, is becoming frustrated with the lack of progress made.

"Stilian has not signed for anybody," said McGill.

"I am working on other projects now. I have spent too much time on this now.

"If it happens somebody is going to have to do an awful lot of work and it's not going to be me."

New Villa boss O'Neill was in charge of Petrov during his five-year reign at Celtic Park.

The Bulgarian joined Celtic in July 1999 from CSKA Sofia and has made more than 250 appearances for the club.

Petrov, who is preparing for Euro 2008 qualifiers against Romania and Slovenia, is contracted to the Scottish champions until 2010 but submitted a transfer request at the end of last season.

He was not included in Saturday's squad for the 2-1 win over Hibernian and did not feature at Inverness the week before.

Several Premiership clubs had been linked with the player, including Portsmouth.

But Pompey boss Harry Redknapp admitted defeat over the weekend, telling BBC Radio Five Live: "I think you will find Petrov has gone to Villa. That's the plan and we wish him all the best."

The transfer window closes on 31 August and, now that O'Neill has the confirmed financial backing of American tycoon Lerner, Villa have been able to meet Celtic's asking price, which could rise to £7m.

Meanwhile, former Celtic defender Didier Agathe has been training with Villa this week and could be offered a short-term deal.

Agathe, who had a trial with Blackburn earlier in the summer, also played under O'Neill at Celtic.
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My mate and I are going to annoy the Celtic fans at our work!

He's getting a Liverpool shirt with Bellamy on the back, Villa shirt with Petrov on back - If deal is done - for me.

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

Just heard possible swap Murphy for Malbranque.

Certainly wouldn't say no to that. He may be another midfielder but he'd add more creativity going foward, something we are sorely lacking.

[EvilElvis]

Just heard possible swap Murphy for Malbranque.

Certainly wouldn't say no to that. He may be another midfielder but he'd add more creativity going foward, something we are sorely lacking.

You've been desperate to off load Spud, probably spent more time trying to get rid of him, than you spent trying to lure him to Midfield Lane! :p



Also got this on bbc webpage:

Meanwhile, the agent of Tottenham full-back Lee Young-Pyo claims the South Korea international is close to a move to Italian side Roma.

"Tottenham and AS Roma have agreed in principle to the transfer of Lee Young-Pyo," Chin Sung-Won told the Yonhap news agency.

"We are in talks with AS Roma on detailed contract terms.

"You can consider the deal as almost sealed, as the only remaining procedure is the player's decision."

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

Yeh that means Chimbonda may be on his way after all.

[EvilElvis]

Yeh that means Chimbonda may be on his way after all.


Thats it! You offered Murphy to Wigan for the chipmunk.

[EvilElvis]

i'm knackered, but here's the prediction table after week 2

As with the Yahoo league, sarah is the early pace-setter.
therefore she must clearly be cheating :)

Totally! 70 odd points clear after 3 games, I call shenanigans!

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Andy Gray is slowly turning into Martin Jol.

[EvilElvis]

Manchester United have emerged as favourites to sign Corinthians' £25m-rated Argentine World Cup star Carlos Tevez. (Daily Star)

Sir Alex Ferguson is also in the hunt for Tevez's Corinthians and Argentina team-mate Javier Mascherano, a combative midfielder. (The Sun)

Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill is preparing a £9m bid for Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe. (Daily Mirror)

Newcastle boss Glenn Roeder wants to sign Middlesbrough's Mark Viduka to bolster his forward options. (The Times)

Watford could be set to make a shock £1m bid for Sheffield United striker Ade Akinbiyi. (Daily Mirror)


OTHER GOSSIP
Sunderland boss Roy Keane launched his managerial career with an apology to Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson. (Various)

Man Utd winger Cristiano Ronaldo claims he wants to emulate the success of Old Trafford legend George Best. (Daily Mirror)

[Two-Bob Peeters]

Defoe To Man Utd anyone? weren't they interested in him a while back?

[Renegades of funk 8]

ooooh the window is shutting, and we might be getting routledge - swap for steeed, i'd be quite happy with that

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

we're about to sign an Egyption international central defender.

I hope he's decent.

[Two-Bob Peeters]

Liverpool Sign Lucas Neill for £2m, would have been way more if he wasn't in the last year of his contract, still, that's a nice £100k for Millwall.
Although i don't see how liverpool really need him, i mean he's better than Kromkamp and Finnan, but that's 3 right backs now. Unless Liverpool plan on playing him on the Wings like in his Millwall days

[boxshapedheart]

Defoe To Man Utd anyone? weren't they interested in him a while back?
they mighta been interested. can't say I was really.

- Bayern bastards stopping the Hargreaves deal just because we nicked the European Cup from them in 4 great minutes. :mad:

Oh, Ook, Millwall are advertising for new fans. "The home of real football", then your chairman went and called it "Soccer"!. Apparently they think disillusioned fans of Chelsea, Arse etc are ripe for conversion.

[Two-Bob Peeters]

Oh, Ook, Millwall are advertising for new fans. "The home of real football", then your chairman went and called it "Soccer"!. Apparently they think disillusioned fans of Chelsea, Arse etc are ripe for conversion.

I saw this in the Metro, wasn't too happy with the article. Lot's of clubs advertise and we're finally doing something to extend our fan base, which i think is a good thing. If only the Metro spent as much time and column inches reporting on the matches for london teams as they did this article... instead they just pretty much mock us. So much for a London paper...

I saw the advert, and apart from the whole 'soccer' thing i think it was pretty good. This is the sort of thing that millwall usually screw up big time and embarrass ourselves. instead the press just did it instead... which makes a change...

rant over :)

[boxshapedheart]

rant over :)
haha, it did annoy you didn't it. Is the stadium really half full at the moment?

Oh and did you see that your goalie got sent off for handball on Sat? I found out later but didn't wanna text you and remind you of the score again.


Totally! 70 odd points clear after 3 games, I call shenanigans!
you can shoosh too. shenanigans shmanigans. SKILL! :p

Petrov signed for 6.5mil.

[Two-Bob Peeters]

haha, it did annoy you didn't it. Is the stadium really half full at the moment?

Oh and did you see that your goalie got sent off for handball on Sat? I found out later but didn't wanna text you and remind you of the score again.

The stadium holds about 19,000, so we're always gonna struggle filling that in division 3, we have about 8,000 die hards that'd go no matter what. but just for example, we took 48,000 fans to the League cup windowwipes trophy, we need to get them back regularly somehow.

and yeah i saw that, we've appealed against the desicion, if we win i'll be pissed, 'cos that means 2 sending offs this season and both overturned. just like last season awful refereeing is costing us matches



you can shoosh too. shenanigans shmanigans. SKILL! :p



Cheat. FACT :)

[Wish_Master2100]

I'm one of those fair weather fans I'm afraid. Offer me all the cushy deals and cheap tickets you like. If the football is shit, I'm not going.

[sunnydalehighdropout]

I'm one of those fair weather fans I'm afraid. Offer me all the cushy deals and cheap tickets you like. If the football is shit, I'm not going.
I'm the same as you. Sometimes i feel bad when i read that Leeds have 11,000 people barely making a noise in a 40,204 capacity stadium, but given the gash that is on show (not even the good kind) it's hard to be motivated to spend 1/6 of a weeks pay on a ticket. We managed to get 32,000 people in the stadium on our 11 game unbeaten run at the start of the year and it plummeted once we hit a shit run.

[Foo Fighters, United Kingdom]

3 Gashrash Athletic 146


Ha! Screw you, footy geeks. Especially Stu.

[sunnydalehighdropout]

If Malbranque moves to Tottenham, he is getting transferred into my team.

[Anasazi Red]

If Malbranque moves to Tottenham, he is getting transferred into my team.

my team is still better than yours.

*ducks and runs out of thread*

[sunnydalehighdropout]

my team is still better than yours.

*ducks and runs out of thread*
But it's not, crazy foreigner.

[Bexster]

Hello. I'm back now - (I wasn't at Reading, I was down in Cornwall...)

I'm quite enjoying the beginnings of the last days of transfer activity. There's gonna be some desperate action tomorrow.

And I've come back to find yet more evidence that I'm piss poor at football predicting these days :(

I'm one of those fair weather fans I'm afraid. Offer me all the cushy deals and cheap tickets you like. If the football is shit, I'm not going.

I'm not that bad, but I get down to Exeter so rarely, I never go, although I'm a member of the Supporter's club and the Trust. I went down a couple of weeks ago, and enjoyed it, but that'll probly be it for the season now, which is a shame.

[Anasazi Red]

But it's not, crazy foreigner.

oh but it is. I have the scarf and jersey from Reading to prove it. So there.

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

Malbranque & Chimbonda deals done- to be announced 2mo.

Still need a left-winger though!!!

[EvilElvis]

Portsmouth set to sign Andrew Cole.

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

Portsmouth set to sign Andrew Cole.

Another to add to thier squad of golden oldies.

[EvilElvis]

Petrov signed for 6.5mil.

Get.The.Fuck.In! :D

Double bonus - goals for villa and none against Rangers! :D



Gravesen signs for Celtic for £2m.


On £45k per week for 3 years.

[sunnydalehighdropout]

Gravesen signs for Celtic for £2m.
On £45k per week for 3 years.

That is an obscene paycheque for someone his ability. £45k is what you pay a Continental Class winger, not a decent, hard working midfield scrapper.

Also, i've just read that Neil Warnock's nickname amongst Sheffield United fans is Colin, as Colin Wanker is an anagram of his name :D

[EvilElvis]

That is an obscene paycheque for someone his ability. £45k is what you pay a Continental Class winger, not a decent, hard working midfield scrapper.

he was on £80k per week at Real
, I'd have thought since he was 30, he'd have lowered his demands a bit.



Also, i've just read that Neil Warnock's nickname amongst Sheffield United fans is Colin, as Colin Wanker is an anagram of his name :D

I texted Stu about that when Sheff Utd drew with Liverpool.

[friartuck]

Marcus Stewart to Yeovil Town. How the mighty have fallen.

[EvilElvis]

Marcus Stewart to Yeovil Town. How the mighty have fallen.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!


Sunderland signed him as he and Toré Andre Flo were going to be their saviours.

They were wrong.


Speaking of the mighty who have fallen.

As an apprentice, David Beckham used to clean Neil Webb's boots.


Beckham is currently making millions, Webb is now a post man

[Renegades of funk 8]

Malbranque & Chimbonda deals done- to be announced 2mo.

Still need a left-winger though!!!


are we getting routledge then?

[friartuck]

As an apprentice, David Beckham used to clean Neil Webb's boots.


Beckham is currently making millions, Webb is now a post man

That obviously didn't help keep Beckham's feet on the ground. Otherwise he might be a much better player than he is now.

[EvilElvis]

That obviously didn't help keep Beckham's feet on the ground. Otherwise he might be a much better player than he is now.

Nah! Posh told him she'd get someone to clean them for him while they attended a film premier.

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

are we getting routledge then?

Yeh I heard yesterday that we were swapping Malbranque for Murphy and you were also getting routeledge on loan.

All I've heard today is that we're signing Steed for straight cash.

So I'm not really sure I'm afraid.

[Renegades of funk 8]

Yeh I heard yesterday that we were swapping Malbranque for Murphy and you were also getting routeledge on loan.

All I've heard today is that we're signing Steed for straight cash.

So I'm not really sure I'm afraid.

oh right cheers anyway

[EvilElvis]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/5300184.stm


Man City hand Thatcher ban & fine

Manchester City have banned their defender Ben Thatcher for six matches and fined him six weeks' wages for his challenge on Portsmouth's Pedro Mendes.
The internal club punishment is separate from any Football Association sanctions over the incident, which left Mendes unconscious.

City said two matches of the six-game ban would be suspended.

Thatcher was left out of the weekend's Arsenal match, which means he will now sit out a further three games.

Those games will be the 11 September trip to Reading, and the away games at Blackburn on 17 September and Chesterfield three days later.

Manchester City chief executive Alistair Mackintosh said: "As custodians of the club, and football in general, the board and the manager felt it was important to act as soon as possible."

Thatcher, who has written to Mendes to apologise for the challenge, must answer an FA charge of serious foul play by 12 September.

Mendes has said he will not pursue a legal claim against Thatcher but the Portuguese midfielder did urge the FA to "make the right decision on his punishment".

[Edge]

fair play to man city.
It's good to see a club step up for once.

[Bexster]

Newcastle have just agreed a loan deal for Man U's Giuseppe Rossi.

[Jamie]

Newcastle have just agreed a loan deal for Man U's Giuseppe Rossi.
FUCK!

[EvilElvis]

FUCK!

He'll be a cripple within a week.

[Jamie]

He'll be a cripple within a week.
He was my pick for 'Best Breakthrough Artist' at the United end of season awards, The Traffords. :mad:

[EvilElvis]

He was my pick for 'Best Breakthrough Artist' at the United end of season awards, The Traffords. :mad:


He's gone to Newcastle and their strikers all have a key words for themselves.

Injured.

[Bexster]

He's gone to Newcastle and their strikers all have a key words for themselves.

Injured.
Michael who?

:D :rolleyes:

[Jamie]

He's gone to Newcastle and their strikers all have a key words for themselves.

Injured.
My evening is ruined :mad:
Is it a season long loan? If he can last that long that is :rolleyes:

[Bexster]

My evening is ruined :mad:
Is it a season long loan? If he can last that long that is :rolleyes:
Not sure. It had just come up as a headline on the BBC Sports page. I'll check later on.

EDIT: Just on loan til january.

[Jamie]

Not sure. It had just come up as a headline on the BBC Sports page. I'll check later on.

EDIT: Just on loan til january.
Well at least that's something I guess. But he's gonna be treading on broken glass until then

[Two-Bob Peeters]

Boro get Woodgate and Huth. now that'sa good signings

[Renegades of funk 8]

Boro get Woodgate and Huth. now that'sa good signings

are you italian :D can't be anyworse then the defenders the other night - when they lost 4-0

[EvilElvis]

Boro get Woodgate and Huth. now that'sa good signings


I mention a cripple and someone mentions Woodgate. Coincidence? I think not.

[EvilElvis]

Arsenal are close to securing a season-long loan for Real Madrid's Julio Baptista, with Jose Reyes returning to Spain for a year. (Various)

Arsenal may also be about to sign the two finest young players in South America - Javier Mascherano and Carlos Tevez - from Corinthians. (The Times)

Tottenham will offer £5m for Liverpool's Harry Kewell and also wrap up a £5.25m deal for Wigan's Pascal Chimbonda. (The Sun)

Spurs will also sign Steed Malbranque from Fulham, with Wayne Routledge going the other way on loan. (Guardian)

While Martin Jol has made a last-ditch bid to swoop for Middlesbrough winger Stewart Downing. (Daily Mirror)

If they cannot sign Downing, Spurs may turn their attentions to Lyon's Hatem Ben Arfa. (Daily Mirror)

Ashley Cole has resigned himself to fact that his move from Arsenal to Chelsea will not go ahead. (Various)

Though Arsenal could still accept a £20m offer from the Blues. (Daily Mirror)

And if they don't, Chelsea could yet pull the plug on Robert Huth's £6m move to Middlesbrough. (Daily Mirror)

Meanwhile, Chelsea have been rebuffed by Juventus with a cheeky £8m bid for left-back Giorgio Chiellini. (Daily Express)

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger wants to wrap up a deal for 18-year-old Japanese striker Sho Ito. (Daily Mirror)

Blackburn boss Mark Hughes could sign Egyptian centre-back Wael Gomaa to cover for injured Ryan Nelsen. (Daily Mirror)

Manchester United have not given up hope of signing Owen Hargreaves from Manchester United. (Daily Mail)

Manchester City may try to sign Marcus Bent from Charlton after Birmingham's £2m bid to get him collapsed. (Daily Mail)

PSV Eindhoven have submitted an improved bid for Liverpool defender Jan Kronkamp. (Guardian)

Portsmouth are hoping to tie up deals for Ghanaian World Cup stars Stephen Appiah and Sulley Muntari. (Independent)

Harry Redknapp is also set to complete a deal for Croatian World Cup striker Niko Kranjcar. (Daily Mirror)

Roy Keane wants Blackburn defender Andy Todd to be his first signing as Sunderland manager. (Independent)

The Black Cats boss also wants to grab former Republic of Ireland colleagues Graham Kavanagh and David Connolly from Wigan. (Daily Mail)

As well as landing Man Utd reserve Liam Miller, Portsmouth defender Andy O'Brien and Blackburn midfielder Jonathan Douglas - all Irish. (Daily Mirror)

Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill is hoping to sign Barcelona striker Javier Saviola before the transfer window slams shut at midnight. (Independent)

But if O'Neill does not sign the Argentine, he could yet make a bid for Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe. (Independent)

Having signed Nicolas Anelka, Bolton have now set their sights on Paris St Germain winger Vikash Dhorasoo. (Daily Mirror)

Southampton boss George Burley wants to sign his old Derby playmaker Inigo Idiakez from the Rams. (Daily Mirror)

Liverpool are still hoping to sign Blackburn defender Lucas Neill but may have to up their bid to £4m. (Independent)

Brighton have accepted a bid from Sheffield United for livewire striker Colin Kazim-Richards. (Guardian)

Carlisle's Michael Bridges has handed in a transfer request in a bid to secure a move to Hull. (Daily Mail)

Plymouth boss Ian Holloway wants to boost his squad by signing Dutch defender Marcel Seip and young England striker Cherno Samba. (Independent)

Ipswich have sold striker Nicky Forster to Hull for £200,000 and will sign Crystal Palace frontman Jon Macken on loan. (Daily Star)

Celtic have had a £500,000 bid for New England Revolution midfielder Shalrie Joseph rejected by American Major League Soccer. (Daily Record)


OTHER GOSSIP
Kevin Keegan could make an extraordinary return to management with Doncaster Rovers, as replacement for Dave Penney. Doncaster chairman John Ryan is a close friend of the former England boss. (The Times)

Didier Drogba has told William Gallas: Stop tearing Chelsea apart. (The Sun)

Sir Clive Woodward is set to leave Southampton and quit full-time professional football in the process, with an announcement expected in the next 48 hours. (Guardian)

Jens Lehmann is leading a revolt of Germany players who want to wear their own sponsored boots, not adidas.

The Football League have stopped the practice of demoting Premiership referees to their games after they have made serious errors in top-flight games. (Daily Mail)

Steven Gerrard says he doesn't care if Man Utd fans boo him during England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Andorra at Old Trafford on Saturday. (The Sun)

Lomana LuaLua has been banned from wearing the initial of his dead son on the back of his Portsmouth shirt. (The Sun)


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FUNNIES
Michael Ballack was fined £47,000 for failing to declare to German customs a handbag that he bought for his wife in Dubai. (The Times)

Fulham right-back Moritz Volz believes David Hasselhoff could play a role in solving the world's ills. "People laughed when he tried to claim that Baywatch had played a part in brining peace to the world but I think he had a point," Volz tells FourFourTwo magazine.

England midfielder Steven Gerrard says a team bonding trip to a comedy club has done wonders for the spirit within the squad. "It was a good night. We all enjoyed it," he said. "One of the comedians was a Manchester United fan and he was right after me - then there was a Scouser and some of the United boys got a bit."

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

Most of those are a month old.

[Two-Bob Peeters]

Liverpool are still hoping to sign Blackburn defender Lucas Neill but may have to up their bid to £4m. (Independent)

yes, please. the higher the better!

it's deadline day folks!! :D

[Two-Bob Peeters]

wow, i won't hear the end of this...

Argentina striker Carlos Tevez says he and team-mate Javier Mascherano have agreed to sign for West Ham.
The World Cup duo, who both play for Corinthians in Brazil, are set to move to Upton Park on a year-long loan.

Tevez, 22, claims on his website he and Mascherano, 22, have signed contracts with West Ham despite being linked with moves to Manchester United and Arsenal.

The Hammers are thought to have struck a deal with Media Sports Investments, who own the rights to the two players

an update on this, it's quite funny really, guess who owns a stake in MSI (MSI being the company who own Tevez and masccheoihf)? Mr Abramovic.

a little backhander for Tevez and Mascheoptja to not join Arse/Man Utd perhaps? i bet they're both chelsea players by next season!

[Two-Bob Peeters]

can't see this as link not working for me. but allegedly this is Man Utd fans singing Anti-english songs in support of Ronaldo, probably in jest, i dunno.

anyway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObklfGE_N18)
probably nothing much, sounds funny to me though!

[Bexster]

Argentina striker Carlos Tevez says he and team-mate Javier Mascherano have agreed to sign for West Ham.
The World Cup duo, who both play for Corinthians in Brazil, are set to move to Upton Park on a year-long loan.

Tevez, 22, claims on his website he and Mascherano, 22, have signed contracts with West Ham despite being linked with moves to Manchester United and Arsenal.

The Hammers are thought to have struck a deal with Media Sports Investments, who own the rights to the two players
I read this just now, and I'm quite impressed. If West Ham manage to get them, not only will they have pulled off probly the most impressive deal this summer out from under the everyone else's noses, they're gonna have a hell of a strong team for this season.

[Renegades of funk 8]

nice, we've got routledge on loan and finally got rid of steed (who was great apart from the last couple of months)

[Captain Stu]

I texted Dan and Ollie this morning to announce my amazement at the Hammers tying up the deal for Tevez and allegedly Maschereno... bloody hell.

I apologise for not being around, my internet at home is a stroppy cow - constantly disconnecting since they did some poxy upgrades - so I'm at the library now on these lame PC's. :(

[Two-Bob Peeters]

I texted Dan and Ollie this morning to announce my amazement at the Hammers tying up the deal for Tevez and allegedly Maschereno... bloody hell.

I apologise for not being around, my internet at home is a stroppy cow - constantly disconnecting since they did some poxy upgrades - so I'm at the library now on these lame PC's. :(

it's not a done deal yet... hopefully...

anyway read what i said about mr Abramovic, it's all a bit dodgy to me

[Captain Stu]

it's not a done deal yet... hopefully...

anyway read what i said about mr Abramovic, it's all a bit dodgy to me

Blimey, that all seems a tad... convenient... especially seeing as Chelsea have already moved for Tevez (can't remember if they went for Maschereno Cheese too) this summer.

Interwesting...

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

This whole Tevez/Mascharano things reeks of dodgy business by Abrahmovic. There's no way Tevez would chose West Ham over the likes of United, Arsenal, Chelsea etc.

Completely agree with ookie, its simply so the competitors can't get them with Chelsea having first option on them next season.

I see Spurs have finally signed Chimbonda. I'm abit peeved bout the Malbranque signing actually. He's a great player but I didn't realise he's gonna be out injured for 10 foppin' weeks!

I bet we still sign Downing as well before the deadline passes.

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

Erm..it appears Tevez and Mascharano are permenent signings for the Spammers.

*is confused*

[rob3000]

I was shocked to hear that hammers news. SHOCKED!

[Wish_Master2100]

I honestly couldn't believe it when I heard the Hammers news.

There has to be lots and lots of money behind this transfer. DODGEY.

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

I'm glad I don't know any Spammer fans.

[Bexster]

My grandad played for the Spammers :D

I was listening to the explanation on Sky Sports News. It just sounds dodgy. Fair play to West Ham if they got them fair and square, but I don't understand how something isn't going on there with this MSI business.

[sunnydalehighdropout]

Right, my 2 pence on the West Ham story.

The sports company (MSI) that bought the rights to the 2 players from Corinthians (as Corinthians are £25m in debt) just so happens to be part owned by a certain Jewish Russian Billionnaire. Also, no fee has been touted around which is very unusual.

Common sense and popular opinion seems to be that the business (MSI) that owns the 2 players registration and have signed them to West Ham for a nominal fee for the stated length of contract, with payments being made on a yearly basis. This enables the club owned by the aforementioned Jewish Russian Billionnaire to monitor the progress of the players with a view to signing them from the company and to pay the yearly fee.

Technically, this is inline with FIFA's 'no money outside of football in transfers' view as the money is coming from a football club to a sports company that outrightly owns the players professional registration. Basically, they could brand themselves as football club that doesn't play.

This could revolutionise football transfers and make players the equivalent of renting a DVD from Blockbuster, but to the highest bidder rather than usual £3.50 a night.

Something just doesn't quite fit.

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

My grandad played for the Spammers :D

I was listening to the explanation on Sky Sports News. It just sounds dodgy. Fair play to West Ham if they got them fair and square, but I don't understand how something isn't going on there with this MSI business.

They've hardly released any of the details either. All they've said is that they've signed the pair for undiclosed fee on permanent contracts.

Doesn't give any clue of the fee or wages or length of contract etc..

[sunnydalehighdropout]

From Sky Sports.

Neither club is saying how long the deals are for, wages, fee. Just a permanent deal.

The pair was offered to Chelsea, Man United and Arsenal but they said no because of terms. MSI must be offering something very dodgy here, especially given that he has been Man United's No.1 transfer target this summer.

Apparently, it's common in South America for companies to own players and 'rent' them out to players.

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

So basically their just using West Ham to showcase their players in an attempt to get interest from the bigger clubs.

[Two-Bob Peeters]

Here's my new conspiracy...

my stepdad (a hamster fan) has informed me that MSI tried, and failed to buy out west ham a couple of years ago.

now what i reckon is, this transfer deal is basically the a leaving gift for terence brown, for when MSI eventually take over at the end of the season. any takers?

but, now that would have to mean Abramovic would have to resign from the board of MSI as it surely wouldn't be allowed. Abramovic is the only factor in this that doesn't make sense/is still dodgy

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

Here's my new conspiracy...

my stepdad (a hamster fan) has informed me that MSI tried, and failed to buy out west ham a couple of years ago.

now what i reckon is, this transfer deal is basically the a leaving gift for terence brown, for when MSI eventually take over at the end of the season. any takers?

but, now that would have to mean Abramovic would have to resign from the board of MSI as it surely wouldn't be allowed. Abramovic is the only factor in this that doesn't make sense/is still dodgy

Yeah maybe the two players are in exchange for a stake of the club.

[JackTom 2.0]

i still can't believe they've signed tevez!


it is the same tevez yeah?


i won't believe it till i see him playing for them

[EvilElvis]

i still can't believe they've signed tevez!


it is the same tevez yeah?


i won't believe it till i see him playing for them

Won't they need work permits?


They'll be at Chelski before too long.

[EvilElvis]

Gravesen has been hamming it up to the Cetic fans


"When I was at Everton I came up to a few Old Firm games. I sat with the Celtic fans and sang 'You'll Never Walk Alone' with scarf held aloft."


Stoob - Your feeling on an Everton player singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" and how do you reckon the Blue half of merseyside will feel about one of their players singing a traditional Liverpool anthem?

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

Ah well, the Spammers can have em'.

I can't think of one South American player that has been successful in the PL.

[EvilElvis]

Ah well, the Spammers can have em'.

I can't think of one South American player that has been successful in the PL.


Ossie Ardiles, Ricky Villa - OK! They played in the top league before it became the Premiership.


Nolberto Solano
Juan Pablo Angel (he's had his moments)
Faustino Asprillia

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

Ossie Ardiles, Ricky Villa - OK! They played in the top league before it became the Premiership.


Nolberto Solano
Juan Pablo Angel (he's had his moments)
Faustino Asprillia

They're all alright but they've hardly set the league alight.

[JackTom 2.0]

i was gonna say asprilla

[Bexster]

From BBC Sports

Arsenal swap Reyes for Baptista

Arsenal and Real Madrid have agreed a deal to swap midfielder Jose Antonio Reyes for forward Julio Baptista, BBC Radio Five Live understands.
The deal could become permanent at a later date.

Nice.

[Wish_Master2100]

From BBC Sports



Nice.

Sweet deal for Arsenal.

[EvilElvis]

Defender Jan Kromkamp has brought his Liverpool to an end by returning to Holland to sign for PSV Eindhoven.
The Dutchman made 18 first team appearances - and only seven of those were starts - for the Reds after arriving from Villarreal in January.

He will leave with an FA Cup winners' medal after being named on the substitutes' bench for last season's final against West Ham.

Kromkamp has previously played in Holland with AZ Alkmaar

[JackTom 2.0]

He will leave with an FA Cup winners' medal after being named on the substitutes' bench for last season's final against West Ham.

They couldn't have done it without him! :)

[EvilElvis]

Rangers release trio of defenders


Out-of-favour defenders Olivier Bernard, Marvin Andrews and Bob Malcolm have been paid off by Rangers.
The trio are now free agents after negotiating their release from the Scottish Premier League club.

Trinidad & Tobago international Andrews has already reportedly turned down a three-year contract with Reading.

Bernard had been in negotiations with fellow Premiership newcomers Sheffield United, while Malcolm had been in talks about a loan deal with Millwall.

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I'm sad to see Big Marv go, the other 2 can fuck right off.

[Edge]

I love transfer deadline day!
So many interesting transfers this time around. I'm suprised by the lack of action by some some clubs though.

[Bexster]

I love transfer deadline day!
So many interesting transfers this time around. I'm suprised by the lack of action by some some clubs though.
I know. This one's been better than most!

[JackTom 2.0]

okay but seriously?

tevez to west ham?

[EvilElvis]

I know. This one's been better than most!


Cole and Gallas can finally complete their swap transfer.



I really hate Newcastle right now.

[EvilElvis]

okay but seriously?

tevez to west ham?


A deal Del boy would consider a touch too dodgy

[JackTom 2.0]

A deal Del boy would consider a touch too dodgy

indeed!

[Bexster]

Cole and Gallas can finally complete their swap transfer.



I really hate Newcastle right now.
It's good. Out go Cole and Reyes, in come Gallas and Baptista. That's what I call a good business day.

I can't understand what happened with Milner. Why bother going all that way and spending all that time down there, only to come back. Either they should have let him go, or not.

[Bexster]

okay but seriously?

tevez to west ham?
As soon as it's sorted, Tevez will be finding a cozy place in my fantasy team.

[EvilElvis]

I can't understand what happened with Milner. Why bother going all that way and spending all that time down there, only to come back. Either they should have let him go, or not.


Milner's not even a regular at Newcastle - He had more games at Villa than he did in 2 years at Newcastle.

[Bexster]

Milner's not even a regular at Newcastle - He had more games at Villa than he did in 2 years at Newcastle.
He would have had no problems at Villa. He'd have been guarenteed first team, and everyone would have been happy. Newcastle have been asses if they've called him back.

[EvilElvis]

Bizzare question - When you get a name and number on the back of your shirt, is the number and lettering a plasticy type of material or a felt like material.


I'll explain - mate has Chelsea top, they don't do lettering (apparently - they do it via kitbag who use the plastic type) his mates have Liverpool and Arsenal tops and the lettering is a felt like material and he reckons the felt is better as the plastic one makes it look cheap.


My Villa shirts have been felt like material. Never realised there was a difference.

[Jamie]

Bizzare question - When you get a name and number on the back of your shirt, is the number and lettering a plasticy type of material or a felt like material.


I'll explain - mate has Chelsea top, they don't do lettering (apparently - they do it via kitbag who use the plastic type) his mates have Liverpool and Arsenal tops and the lettering is a felt like material and he reckons the felt is better as the plastic one makes it look cheap.


My Villa shirts have been felt like material. Never realised there was a difference.
Mine has always been the plasticy one. I used to get them done in JJB

[EvilElvis]

He would have had no problems at Villa. He'd have been guarenteed first team, and everyone would have been happy. Newcastle have been asses if they've called him back.

And it'd have meant another Villa player in my Fantasy team! :)


Malbranque will be playing now (hopefully!)



I also heard a rumour about Defoe coming to Villa, but doesn't look like its gonna happen.

[EvilElvis]

Oh shit! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/r/rangers/5303974.stm)

[Bexster]

Bizzare question - When you get a name and number on the back of your shirt, is the number and lettering a plasticy type of material or a felt like material.


I'll explain - mate has Chelsea top, they don't do lettering (apparently - they do it via kitbag who use the plastic type) his mates have Liverpool and Arsenal tops and the lettering is a felt like material and he reckons the felt is better as the plastic one makes it look cheap.


My Villa shirts have been felt like material. Never realised there was a difference.
I've always had felt letters and numbers on mine, but last seasons Arse sponsor was in a plasticy type material, and is beginning to peel in one corner. I've seen shirts with names on in Sports Soccer (Arse, Chelski and Liverpool) and they're plasticy. They look cheap and wrong.

[Renegades of funk 8]

i've always had the felt ones

[Two-Bob Peeters]

i don't think i've ever had a name or number on the back of my shirt. and i've got loads of shirts...

[Wish_Master2100]

On my first and last kit I had a name and number on the back of, it was felt.

It was Keller, number 1, if you were wondering.

[Bexster]

Arsenal have just sold Pascal Cygan to Villareal for 2mil. I'd forgotten about him.

And Sibierski's gone to Newcastle.

[Wish_Master2100]

Arsenal have just sold Pascal Cygan to Villareal for 2mil. I'd forgotten about him.

And Sibierski's gone to Newcastle.

Arsenal have done some SERIOUS good business today!

As long as they keep hold of Henry for the next 2hrs 1min...

[EvilElvis]

Roy Keane has not been taking it easy in his first week as Sunderland boss. He's splashed a whopping £700,000. Half a million has gone on signing Wigan's Graham Kavanagh (2017), with the other £200,000 on bringing in Dwight Yorke (1708) from Sydney FC.

That's not all, either. Celtic duo Stanislav Varga and Ross Wallace have moved in a combined deal which could eventually be worth £1.1m.

[Two-Bob Peeters]

Sibierski? that's a strange one.

how much?

[EvilElvis]

Sibierski? that's a strange one.

how much?

Year long loan

[Bexster]

Sibierski? that's a strange one.

how much?
Don't know yet. Can't remember what it said on SSN.

As long as they keep hold of Henry for the next 2hrs 1min...
:mad:

[Wish_Master2100]

It annoys me when all these new young managers (Dennis Wise is a perfect example) bring in their old mates from clubs who they've played with.

Fair enough, they know them best and know what they are capable of, but it definately can backfire.

[Bexster]

It annoys me when all these new young managers (Dennis Wise is a perfect example) bring in their old mates from clubs who they've played with.

Fair enough, they know them best and know what they are capable of, but it definately can backfire.
Yeah, it can. I don't know how much longer Dwight's gonna last, but he's certainly not a long term investment is he.

Man City have got DeMarcus Beasley on a season-long loan from PSV. I thought Man U were interested in him yesterday?????

[Two-Bob Peeters]

It annoys me when all these new young managers (Dennis Wise is a perfect example) bring in their old mates from clubs who they've played with.

Fair enough, they know them best and know what they are capable of, but it definately can backfire.

to be fair, if we had some more of Dennis wises mates at Millwall, we may have gone up. GreameLe Socks a prime example. Theo said no at the last minute

[EvilElvis]

to be fair, if we had some more of Dennis wises mates at Millwall, we may have gone up. GreameLe Socks a prime example. Theo said no at the last minute


Graham Le Socks at Millwall..

Why do I have the feeling of a major culture clash.

[Wish_Master2100]

to be fair, if we had some more of Dennis wises mates at Millwall, we may have gone up. GreameLe Socks a prime example. Theo said no at the last minute

And now he's on Dragon's Den, laughing his socks off after selling La Senza for about 40 billion.

United need one center back, and one striker.

And Owen Hargreaves.

[Two-Bob Peeters]

Graham Le Socks at Millwall..

Why do I have the feeling of a major culture clash.

Wisey had Le Socks, Neil Clement (and believe this one because i have on good authority that this is true....) JFH all lined up. Theo promised wise he'd make the gamble, and chickened out at the last minute

[Two-Bob Peeters]

And now he's on Dragon's Den, laughing his socks off after selling La Senza for about 40 billion.
.

he still wears his lion badge.

what a cunt

[Wish_Master2100]

he still wears his lion badge.

what a cunt

Spineless cunt face.

PdeS is just as bad though.

He'll make a mint from the surrounding property, in ten years sell up, and leave us in shit. back to square -56. Again.

[Jamie]

And now he's on Dragon's Den, laughing his socks off after selling La Senza for about 40 billion.

United need one center back, and one striker.

And Owen Hargreaves.
What came about with all these Trezeguet rumours? Nothing?

[EvilElvis]

What came about with all these Trezeguet rumours? Nothing?


Nothing. Yet.

[Wish_Master2100]

What came about with all these Trezeguet rumours? Nothing?

Still 1 hour and 40 mins to go...

[EvilElvis]

A Transfer Dodgier Than West Ham's Argie Deal (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/hibernian/5272354.stm)

Zemmama to play despite ban claim


Hibernian have been given the all-clear to play Merouane Zemmama, despite the Moroccan Football Federation claiming that it had suspended the midfielder.
Fifa has launched an investigation into claims by former club Raja Casablanca that false documents were used to secure the 23-year-old's transfer.

The FRMF announced: "We have decided to suspend the player until the end of our inquiry."

But Fifa told BBC Sport that Hibs can continue picking Zemmama.

Hibs believed he was a free agent when he signed a five-year contract with the Scottish Premier League club.

And Zammama has already made four appearances for Tony Mowbray's side.

But the FRMF disciplinary committee took its decision after Raja claimed that the midfielder is contracted to them until 2009.

Hibs chairman Rod Petrie previously told the Edinburgh Evening News: "The player himself denies the existence of any such contract. He is adamant he was freed.

"We are disappointed to be in dispute with another club, but that seems to have arisen after we complied with all steps and after we were told by our national association that the player was ours and ours to play."

The Scottish FA says it received clearance from their Moroccan counterparts after Hibs moved to sign the player after he impressed on trial.

"We approached the signing of Zemmama in the same way as we approach the signing of any player," said Petrie.

"Obviously the paperwork was more extensive because of the requirement for a work permit.

"We submitted the documentation to the SFA as it is up to them to obtain international clearance; that is a procedure between the national associations and is not something a club is involved in.

"We were told he was fully registered, he was our player.

"The international transfer certificate transfers the player's registration from the country he was last registered in to the SFA.

"It is part of the regulations that such a certificate is unconditional - you either get it or you do not."

[EvilElvis]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/r/rangers/5301178.stm


Signed. :D

[Bexster]

Still 1 hour and 40 mins to go...

But that's only 40 minutes on any deal involving a european side, becasue it finishes at midnight in every country.

In fact, only 27 minutes to go.

[EvilElvis]

Press conference at Chelski....

Cole left the England squad for a medical....

[Two-Bob Peeters]

and gallas is having a medical at arsenal

[Bexster]

and gallas is having a medical at arsenal
The first edition of tomorrows Sun reports Cole's going for Gallas plus £5m.

Any news on Huth?

[EvilElvis]

The first edition of tomorrows Sun reports Cole's going for Gallas plus £5m.


Fucking smart move by Chelsea.

[Bexster]

Fucking smart move by Chelsea.
Don't think it's a particularly bad move on Arsenal's behalf.

Today has just been mad.

[Bexster]

Sunderland have just signed Liam Miller from United.

[EvilElvis]

Don't think it's a particularly bad move on Arsenal's behalf.

Today has just been mad.

Signing the key player from Arsenal's defence and giving them £5m at a time when they cannot buy anyone to replace till January.

Smart move.

[EvilElvis]

Sunderland have just signed Liam Miller from United.

When Man Utd played Celtic - he was booed every time he touched the ball - He was close to agreeing an extension with Celtic, then he announced he had agreed to join Man Utd.

[Zippy Ate My Drumkit]

If one of you so much as whispers Sibierski you're getting a kicking.

[Bexster]

Signing the key player from Arsenal's defence and giving them £5m at a time when they cannot buy anyone to replace till January.

Smart move.
He's not all that key. We didn't have him for most of last season. Yes, we could have done better, but defensively that was down to the faults of the centre defence, and I think this will give us more strength. Clichy is almost fit, and Flamini is fit, and he was in the left back position most of the season. Plus Hoyte is actually playing there at the moment, and he hasn't looked too bad.

[EvilElvis]

If one of you so much as whispers Sibierski you're getting a kicking.


is that not the one who looks like Ben? or am I getting him confused with another Man City player.


BTW: Give us James Milner :mad:



Edit: According to BBC website: Pascal Cygan [Arsenal - Portsmouth] £2m

[Bexster]

is that not the one who looks like Ben? or am I getting him confused with another Man City player.


BTW: Give us James Milner :mad:



Edit: According to BBC website: Pascal Cygan [Arsenal - Portsmouth] £2m
????

Close-ish to Spain, but not that close :D

[EvilElvis]

????

Close-ish to Spain, but not that close :D


I know! Well weird!


Radio programme is doing a question:

Best Window Signing

Worst Window Signing

Best Rumour

[Bexster]

I know! Well weird!


Radio programme is doing a question:

Best Window Signing

Worst Window Signing

Best Rumour
Best signing has to be Tevez and Mascharano I would say. Closely followed by Ballack being gained on a free.

Worst.... Dunno. David James to Pompey? Obviously they want to let in many, many goals this season.

Best Rumour? Man U attempting to buy anybody.

[Two-Bob Peeters]

Republic Of Ire... i mean Sunderland sign Connolly on loan from Wigan

[Bexster]

Republic Of Ire... i mean Sunderland sign Connolly on loan from Wigan
Ha, ha, ha.

[Marvin]

Edit: According to BBC website: Pascal Cygan [Arsenal - Portsmouth] £2m

Villareal apparently...

[Bexster]

I'd laugh now if Chelski and Arse left it too late... :D

[Captain Stu]

I would like to make it known that THIS...

From Sky Sports.

Neither club is saying how long the deals are for, wages, fee. Just a permanent deal.

The pair was offered to Chelsea, Man United and Arsenal but they said no because of terms. MSI must be offering something very dodgy here, especially given that he has been Man United's No.1 transfer target this summer.

Apparently, it's common in South America for companies to own players and 'rent' them out to players.

... was from ME as I was bored, listening to TalkSport and driving. :D

[Captain Stu]

... and I like Sibierski, he's alright. :)

[Two-Bob Peeters]

sometimes you get late confirmation on deals, but still nothing on Ashley Cole/Gallas....

and the biggest bummer, no Neil Harris :( one more game so he can break Sheringhams record... is that too much to ask...

[Ian Mc]

He would have had no problems at Villa. He'd have been guarenteed first team, and everyone would have been happy. Newcastle have been asses if they've called him back.

It's to my understanding, and it seemed a little obvious to me, that we were willing to let Milner go as we were currently in talks for another player and needed the cash, the deal had obviouslly fallen through meaning we don't need the cash for him and would rather have Milner than nobody so it was called off.
Souness (which explains a lot as he's a prat!) sent Milner down to Villa for a year in exchange for Nobby Solano and I'm supposing some first team football...Milner will get a chance here, Nobby isn't 25 anyway and we don't have much cover in those kind of areas.

[Hmmm Noodle Soup]

*Sign* still no friggin left winger.

Quite happy with Chimbonda though, if he's not a one season wonder that is.

[EvilElvis]

It is unclear whether William Gallas' late switch to Arsenal has prevented Chelsea from selling Robert Huth to Middlesbrough. (Guardian)

West Ham will have to sell Carlos Tevez or Javier Mascherano if a club bids more than £35m for either player. (Guardian)

With Tevez likely to head for Chelsea and Mascherano attracting the attention of Manchester United. (Daily Mirror)

Having signed the two Argentines, West Ham had a loan bid for Real Madrid's Brazilian right-back Cicinho turned down. (Daily Mail)

Despite signing six players, Sunderland boss Roy Keane's £2m bid to sign Neil Lennon from Celtic was rejected. (Daily Telegraph)

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger was interested in West Ham's Nigel Reo-Coker before plumping for Real Madrid's Julio Baptista. (Independent)

Newcastle's deadline day £2m bid for Middlesbrough's Mark Viduka was blocked by Gareth Southgate. (Daily Star)

Kilmarnock striker Steven Naismith was very impressed by his trial with Arsenal but does not know whether he will end up signing for the London outfit. (Daily Record)


OTHER GOSSIP
West Ham are now set for a takeover bid from Iranian investor Kia Joorabchian, the president of MSI, the company that sold the Hammers Tevez and Mascherano. (Independent)

Wes Brown will make his first competitive England start against Andorra on Saturday - seven years after his international debut. (Daily Mirror)

World Cup winning rugby coach Sir Clive Woodward quit Southampton to set up his own sports consultancy. (The Sun)

Jonathan Woodgate has pledged to put his bad-boy days behind him at Middlesbrough. (The Sun)

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho is understood to be furious at losing William Gallas. (The Sun)

Edgar Davids has told Tottenham's young players to get their act together after a poor start to the season. (The Times)

Ex-Doncaster boss Dave Penney could return to the game as Sheffield United coach. (Daily Star)


FUNNIES
West Ham started off transfer deadline day at 42-1 outsiders to win the Uefa Cup this season. Two Argentine World Cup stars later and their odds tumbled to just 18-1.

[Bexster]

West Ham will have to sell Carlos Tevez or Javier Mascherano if a club bids more than £35m for either player. (Guardian)

With Tevez likely to head for Chelsea and Mascherano attracting the attention of Manchester United. (Daily Mirror)

OTHER GOSSIP
West Ham are now set for a takeover bid from Iranian investor Kia Joorabchian, the president of MSI, the company that sold the Hammers Tevez and Mascherano. (Independent)
I would love to know what's going on there. It can't be good, can it? Or am I just being too cynical. Fair play to West Ham if this all went through smoothly, I like them and I want them to do really well, but this is just weird.

Apparently, there's a rumour going around the internet, that the real reason Judas Cole left Arsenal is that Mr. Wenger once made fun of the size of his manhood in the dressing room in front of the other players, and Chelsea were the team who stopped laughing long enough to sign him when he demanded to leave... :D

[Two-Bob Peeters]

OTHER GOSSIP
West Ham are now set for a takeover bid from Iranian investor Kia Joorabchian, the president of MSI, the company that sold the Hammers Tevez and Mascherano. (Independent)

i think the independent stole my theory :)

[Bud]

Very pleased with Gallas. Not too sure about Baptista, going to have to see how he adapts to England.

[Bexster]

Very pleased with Gallas. Not too sure about Baptista, going to have to see how he adapts to England.
Well he didn't adapt in Spain, so I think there's a good chance he'll be fine over here. That tends to be the way. And I know Reyes is whiney, and I moan about him, but I wish him well over in Madrid.

Gallas is good. We don't have a left back problem, but we do need another good solid centre back, and Gallas fits the bill no problem. If we can stop our defence leaking, then we'll be great this season.

[Bud]

I think Gallas is an awesome player. I honestly feel that he was a major player in Chelsea's success.

Does anyone else think that Chelsea are VERY short of central defenders now? After selling Gallas and Huth they're left with Terry, Carvalho and Boulahrouz. Get one injured or suspended and they look in trouble.

Yes, I did like Reyes and I understood his desire to go back home but we need to have players who want to play for us. Hopefully a weight will be lifted off the squad now and we can re-focus.

[Bexster]

I think Gallas is an awesome player. I honestly feel that he was a major player in Chelsea's success.

Does anyone else think that Chelsea are VERY short of central defenders now? After selling Gallas and Huth they're left with Terry, Carvalho and Boulahrouz. Get one injured or suspended and they look in trouble.

Yes, I did like Reyes and I understood his desire to go back home but we need to have players who want to play for us. Hopefully a weight will be lifted off the squad now and we can re-focus.
Hopefully Thierry won't be too annoyed that Cole's gone. I think we've got a fantastic squad this year, and a lot of those players fill me with great confidence. As long as we play like a team, we're gonna be great.

Chelski began to leak a bit towards the end of last season, and they looked far from unstoppable. I think they're not going to find it all their own way this year by a long shot. They're certainly not all that steady, but if the refs go their way again this year, they'll probly edge it.

[friartuck]

Arsenal still lack the clout to mount a serious title challenge this season. They have too many youngsters in the first eleven. Although personally I think they made extremely good business in swapping Cole for a much better player. Gallas will be a far greater asset to the team than Cole ever was.

Baptista is a waste of space. He was pathetic for Madrid, I doubt he'll be much better for Arsenal.

[Bexster]

Arsenal still lack the clout to mount a serious title challenge this season. They have too many youngsters in the first eleven. Although personally I think they made extremely good business in swapping Cole for a much better player. Gallas will be a far greater asset to the team than Cole ever was.

Baptista is a waste of space. He was pathetic for Madrid, I doubt he'll be much better for Arsenal.
I honestly don't know about Baptista - It's a different set-up, but I've got to hope he fits in.

As for the title, well yeah, they probably won't win it this year - but I don't think they have to. As long as it's a good campaign, I think Mr. Wenger sees this year as a transition - new stadium, blah, blah. These youngsters are absolutely coming into their own right now, and there's no reason why they can't succeed.

[Bud]

How many players have been amazing in both Spain and England though? Veron was supposed to be awesome, but didn't fit in here. Same with Reyes. If anything, I'll take it as a good sign that he was out-of-touch in Spain.

[friartuck]

It's different with Baptista though. He was just fat and lazy in Spain - it had nothing to do with culture shock, inability to adapt to the game etc etc.

[Bexster]

How many players have been amazing in both Spain and England though? Veron was supposed to be awesome, but didn't fit in here. Same with Reyes. If anything, I'll take it as a good sign that he was out-of-touch in Spain.
Look at the amount of Arsenal players alone that haven't fitted in abroad, yet came over here and were awesome - Bergkamp and Vieira to name 2.

It's different with Baptista though. He was just fat and lazy in Spain - it had nothing to do with culture shock, inability to adapt to the game etc etc.
He won't be allowed to get away with that over here. He could in Madrid because they all seem to do what they want, but Wenger won't let him get away with being fat and lazy.

[Bud]

I have to admit to knowing nothing about Baptista, and I was concerned with his reputation when we signed him. I suppose we'll have to see if Wenger can curb some purpose into him. He's been interested in him for a good while, so there must be something there.

[friartuck]

Then again, Mickey Quinn was fat and lazy yet he was an aristocrat of the world game.

[Bexster]

Then again, Mickey Quinn was fat and lazy yet he was an aristocrat of the world game.
And Fat Ron still scored 5 times in the World Cup... ;)

I'm just gonna sit back and watch. Like Bud, I haven't seen much of the guy, so I'm ready to see what happens. If he's gonna be fat and lazy, but sit in a poachers role off Thierry's runs, that could work really bloody well.

[Captain Stu]

Arsenal got the best end of the deal... they got rid of a shithead want-away and got the centre half with proven class that they so badly need... Chelsea got another world-class left-back when Bridge is more than capable of doing that job.

I dunno if Baptista's gonna be up to England, he's been a disappointment for Real.

The deal for Chimbonda was finalised and recieved last night at 11:58pm... TWO MINUTES before the deadline! :eek: Now that's cutting it fine.

[friartuck]

It's unreal when you think Chelsea got rid of three world class players in Duff, Gudjohnson and Gallas. And I thought big teams don't sell their big players.

I doubt Wright Philips and Bridge will want to say past the end of this season either.

[Captain Stu]

Oh hell yeah, this is gonna be the final straw for Bridge - just as he thinks he's proving himself to be world-class, they shaft him one more time.

Apparently Gudjohnson has taken to Barca like a duck to water, scored on his debut and played a buh-linder.

[Two-Bob Peeters]

Bernard Signed for newcastle from Rangers, apparantly they failed in their bid for Bridge

[friartuck]

I watched the game. He did play pretty well alright. But he'll be on the bench for a large chunk of the season. Mind you the Barca fans adored Larsson so I don't see why Eidur can't emulate his success.

[Captain Stu]

I can't believe it if Gudjohnson doesn't get much game-time, he's a cracking player and he'd work well off Eto'o if only it wasn't for that Ronaldinho chappy taking the free-role all for his greedy little self.

[Epic Failure]

we need to sell cole this summer. otherwise we'll get fuck all for him if we can't offload him till next summer. I'd still swap him for Gallas and 5 mill or thereabouts if that was an option. or jonathon woodgate if he was ever fit:rolleyes:

Reyes can sod off back to spain the big jessie.

Goddamnit i'm good!:cool: :D

[Captain Stu]

Reyes is definately in the mould of foreign imports who should have set the league on fire and instead may aswell have set themselves on fire. :D

I don't think Baptista is the answer though, I think Arsenal's best current team (all people fit) would be:

Henry
Van Persie
Ljungberg Fabgregas Silva Rosicky
Clichy Gallas Toure Ebouoe
Lehmann


That's pretty effective for me, Rosicky not operating as a strict wingers - working like Gerrard did for England against Greece... but I still reckon Arsenal need an out-and-out winger to hug the line and get balls into the box. :)

[Bud]

Out and out pacey winger = Walcott? Bringing him on during the second half has proven to be a major spark so far.

I don't know anything about Baptista, I just hope he doesn't prove to be another big flop. I'd go for:

Lehnman
Eboue Toure Gallas Clichy
Gilberto
Hleb Fabregas Rosicky
Van Persie
Henry

[Bexster]

I don't like Thierry up front on his own too much - he ends up over on the wing with no one to aim at. This is why I'm hoping Baptista is going to be a box sitter - Thierry can go off and do his stuff on the edge of the box, down by the corner flag etc... but he's still got Baptista to aim at in the middle.

[weeniebeenie]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/5306506.stm

Ah..... bollocks. Fair enough though probably.

[Captain Stu]

I really expect big things from Van Persie this season, that boy better come good...

[Bud]

Yeah, I've got high hopes for Van Persie too

Now I'm moving back to London for a month I'm going to try and get some tickets for the CL game against Porto, as it's on my birthday :D