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smurf meat
April 20th 2008, 08:30 AM
I've been with good girls, bad girls, pretty girls, ugly girls, fat girls, skinny girls, smart girls, dumb girls, easy girls, ditzy girls, classy girls, and all kinds of manipulative girls. They are all worthless. Smack your mom for me. :)

Macs Power
April 20th 2008, 08:36 AM
You homo?

Jolene
April 20th 2008, 08:41 AM
You homo?

That would be my guess

Charlotte
April 20th 2008, 08:42 AM
That would be my guess

I think so too.

Jolene
April 20th 2008, 08:44 AM
I think so too.

Yea, and not nice at all about it :rolleyes:

smurf meat
April 20th 2008, 08:45 AM
alot of those adjectives should/could be intertwined with one another, but I swear to god this is what I think of you whores.

Macs Power
April 20th 2008, 08:47 AM
Your calling a guy a whore!?

Man-whore is better suited.

Stephanie B
April 20th 2008, 08:47 AM
You're an alter.

Macs Power
April 20th 2008, 08:49 AM
You're an alter.

Why you lie? :rolleyes:

smurf meat
April 20th 2008, 08:50 AM
You're an alter. Do you want a cookie?

Charlotte
April 20th 2008, 08:53 AM
You're an alter.

You called it:)

Stephanie B
April 20th 2008, 08:59 AM
I know who it is.

At least I think I know.

Starts with an M...

smurf meat
April 20th 2008, 09:12 AM
I know who it is.

At least I think I know.

Starts with an M... Starts with a J ends with an oshy.

I also told you the best way to detox from having 2 g-spots and being hooked on cum was to let me cum on your tits. I was trying to slowly wean you off and you didn't appreciate it, fuck that. I can't take that.

almclean
April 20th 2008, 09:17 AM
Hahaha!

Oh man.

Macs Power
April 20th 2008, 09:17 AM
A homo named Joshy.

Stephanie B
April 20th 2008, 09:18 AM
Starts with a J ends with an oshy.

I also told you the best way to detox from having 2 g-spots and being hooked on cum was to let me cum on your tits. I was trying to slowly wean you off and you didn't appreciate it, fuck that. I can't take that.

You're not Joshy.

smurf meat
April 20th 2008, 09:30 AM
You're not Joshy. Yep, just tryin to laugh.

Stephanie B
April 20th 2008, 09:35 AM
Yep, just tryin to laugh.

So, you know that I know who you are?

Your writing style isn't Joshy at all. :rolleyes:

And Joshy doesn't ponder his replies--he just replies. And he hasn't been here in forever (why is he such an easy scapegoat for people???)

Laughing's good for you. Hopefully you're doing that more places than just here.

Sweetnovember
April 20th 2008, 10:47 AM
I've been with good girls, bad girls, pretty girls, ugly girls, fat girls, skinny girls, smart girls, dumb girls, easy girls, ditzy girls, classy girls, and all kinds of manipulative girls. They are all worthless. Smack your mom for me. :)

then try boys LOL

Chandler
April 20th 2008, 11:15 AM
maybe girls suck, but pussies dont

Fredd
April 20th 2008, 11:20 AM
A woman is like an obsolete computer: You have to ignore the fact that what you're dealing with is a 16-bit 8088 microprocessor and get right to the fact that her hard drive is what's worth looking at....

smurf meat
April 20th 2008, 11:24 AM
Steph, I've never just responded when I see peoples's posts, I'm flatterered that you think that way about me though and I'm sorry to disappoint, but truth is, I'm a prick! I was always a prick.

smurf meat
April 20th 2008, 11:33 AM
You know I'm so nice that I just don't want Jill to feel bad for banning me again, that's why I'm so self-depreciating.

Maverick
April 20th 2008, 12:17 PM
A woman is like an obsolete computer: You have to ignore the fact that what you're dealing with is a 16-bit 8088 microprocessor and get right to the fact that her hard drive is what's worth looking at....

With that attitude you must not get many dates.

GO BACK TO WORLD OR WARCRACK

DonnaInVA
April 20th 2008, 12:37 PM
With that attitude you must not get many dates.

GO BACK TO WORLD OR WARCRACK

you were reading my mind! I'm thinking "He really knows how to talk to girls!" got your 12-sided die there mister!!?

Commodore Dan
April 20th 2008, 03:39 PM
suck your own cock then.

Fredd
April 20th 2008, 05:30 PM
With that attitude you must not get many dates.

GO BACK TO WORLD OR WARCRACK

I just threw that out there to offend some people. Obviously, it worked...

Women are marvelous, wonderful creatures. They make up half the planet and I think women are great.

;)

And YOU'RE mean! LoL. Yea...

OCD
April 20th 2008, 05:35 PM
so you expect people to believe that a prick like you has been with

*counts*
at least 12 girls?

lying through your ass you are.

Chrissyfly
April 20th 2008, 05:53 PM
girls suck

not any of the ones i've gone out with :(

Captain Fox
April 20th 2008, 06:18 PM
so you expect people to believe that a prick like you has been with

*counts*
at least 12 girls?

lying through your ass you are.

If you look at the list you could probably shrink it down to 4 women, i still call bullshit though.

Fredd
April 20th 2008, 06:24 PM
so you expect people to believe that a prick like you has been with

*counts*
at least 12 girls?

lying through your ass you are.

Assuming you are correct, that's a good thing? I don't have any STD's. Everything has its pluses and minuses. I don't have any axes to grind, but I guess some people do.

Dave
April 20th 2008, 07:58 PM
I've always thought that if she sucks she's definitely a keeper :D

Jill
April 20th 2008, 08:28 PM
Smurf meat...perhaps I have a dirty mind, but when I read this name I thought someone with a short, blue dick. Seriously.

DonnaInVA
April 20th 2008, 09:09 PM
Smurf meat...perhaps I have a dirty mind, but when I read this name I thought someone with a short, blue dick. Seriously.

You really know how to make my mind thing in a totally different way:D

Sweetnovember
April 23rd 2008, 01:50 PM
Smurf meat...perhaps I have a dirty mind, but when I read this name I thought someone with a short, blue dick. Seriously.

HAHAA!!!! oh that's a good one!

Captain Fox
April 23rd 2008, 03:03 PM
Smurf meat...perhaps I have a dirty mind, but when I read this name I thought someone with a short, blue dick. Seriously.

Warped!:D

CraziLee
April 23rd 2008, 04:09 PM
not any of the ones i've gone out with :(

Poor Chrissy is so hard done by...

Jill
April 23rd 2008, 05:10 PM
Warped!:D

Totally!